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PRAY FOR PUERTO RICO: Hurricane Maria Decimates Tiny U.S. Territorial Island As Worst Storm In A Century

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Hurricane Maria slammed into Puerto Rico on Wednesday as the strongest storm to hit the U.S. territory in nearly 90 years.

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30 Makeup Brands That Still Test On Animals In 2017

by Aly Laughlin @ Cruelty-Free Kitty

These popular brands all still test on animals. Some of them are often mistaken for being cruelty-free, but sadly this is not the case. I’ve included a brief description of each company’s policy to explain why they aren’t cruelty-free. For the majority of these cases, the brands are sold in China, where animal testing is […]

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John McCain Just Delivered The Fatal Blow to Obamacare Repeal, Again

John McCain Just Delivered The Fatal Blow to Obamacare Repeal, Again

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

Americans saw the disaster of Obamacare when our premiums sky-rocketed and quality of care plummeted within a matter of months. Unfortunately however, it seems that the bureaucratic, Democrat-created healthcare bill may not be repealed, thanks to Senator McCain (R-AZ). The Arizona senator announced on Friday that he would oppose the latest GOP efforts to repeal ...

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The Problem with Dove | THE ILLUSIONISTS

The Problem with Dove | THE ILLUSIONISTS


THE ILLUSIONISTS - a documentary about body image and globalization

The dark side of Dove's Real Beauty Campaign: from its controversial parent company, to the marketing of Dove skin whitening deodorants in India...

WATCH: Thug PUNCHES Female Cop – INSTANTLY Receives American-Style Justice

WATCH: Thug PUNCHES Female Cop – INSTANTLY Receives American-Style Justice

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

Some people in this country have no respect for police officers, even when they’re trying to maintain the peace. Every single day, cops put their lives on the line to protect our freedoms, and as this thug just learned, sometimes if you mess with the bull…you get the horns. The liberal media is intent on ...

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Pete Turner, Color Photography Icon, Dies at 83

by Michael Zhang @ PetaPixel

Pete Turner, the American photographer who’s recognized as one of the first masters of color photography, has died. He was 83. The New York Times reports that Turner passed away from cancer at his home on Long Island, New York, on September 18th. In 2000, Photo District News magazine readers and website visitors voted Turner […]

Trump SLAMS Anti-American NFL Players, Commissioner Says He’s “Too Divisive” (VIDEO)

Trump SLAMS Anti-American NFL Players, Commissioner Says He’s “Too Divisive” (VIDEO)

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

After President Donald Trump criticized NFL leaders for allowing their players to kneel during the national anthem, the NFL commissioner just spoke out and attacked him for being “too divisive,” and “disrespectful.” Anti-American sentiment is at an all time high, as our liberal celebrities denigrate our statues, dismantle our culture, and disrespect our flag. Unfortunately, ...

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Great Feeling Skin, Goat Milk Soap

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There are chemicals in commercial soap that can cause problems such as dry skin. Commercial soap keeps your skin from feeling and looking as good as it can. Goat milk soap is all natural which help to create healthier skin for you. Why not use a natural soap that is fortified with vitamins and helps to strengthen the skin instead of drying it out or causing rashes.

Museum of the Fur Trade

by cash3p @ 18th Street Soap Company

We are so happy to announce that the Museum of the Fur Trade is now carrying 18th Street Soaps and is soon to be the exclusive carrier of our new Yucca Root Soap. Hope and I recently traveled across our wonderful state to visit with the nice folks at the Museum of … Read More

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Uber BANNED in London After Officials Discover Sky-High Rape Rates by Foreign-Born Drivers

Uber BANNED in London After Officials Discover Sky-High Rape Rates by Foreign-Born Drivers

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

In a move that appears to highlight the culture clash brewing across Europe, Uber has been banned in London due to a massive uptick in sexual assaults from “foreigners.” According to the Daily Mail, the multi-billion dollar company will have its license removed on September 30th, due to Uber’s “approach to reporting serious criminal offenses.” ...

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How to Develop a Successful Business Growth Strategy

by Felicia Rosenzweig @ Prophet Thinking

Through market penetration and expansion, organizations can develop a business growth strategy that works in the long-term. Here’s how.

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Companies That Test On Animals 2017

Companies That Test On Animals 2017


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Trying to avoid companies that test on animals? The following brands ALL test on animals. Know who to trust and who to ditch!

NOT FAMILY FRIENDLY: Walt Disney Accused of Illegally Tracking Children Via Apps in New Lawsuit

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Suit claims Walt Disney is violating the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act. Mom says child illegally tracked using Disney Princess Palace Pets app.

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Climate Fraud Al Gore Now Says He Could ‘Become A Catholic’ Because Pope Francis Preaches Global Warming

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Former vice president Al Gore told CNN that he would consider converting to Catholicism because of the witness of Pope Francis by preaching Climate Change.

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The International Church of Cannabis In Denver Colorado Where Pot Smoking Congregants Are ‘Elevationists’

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

A new religion is lighting up Denver, Colorado. Witness the ‘elevationists’ of the International Church of Cannabis who worship the weed as a religion.

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A Near-IR Photo of the Moon’s Shadow During the Great American Eclipse

by Michael Zhang @ PetaPixel

During the Great American Eclipse, L. Paul Verhage sent up a high-altitude balloon in Eastern Oregon and captured this beautiful photo of the moon’s full shadow passing across the landscape towards the horizon. The camera on the balloon was one that captures near-infrared photos, which offers a different perspective of the scene compared to traditional […]

How AI Will Transform Life Sciences Marketing

by Ed Rhoads @ Prophet Thinking

Big data and AI continue to transform the healthcare industry. Learn how life sciences marketing should prepare for opportunities and implications.

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PRAY FOR TEXAS: Hurricane Harvey Becomes A Category 4 With Projected Landfall After Midnight Tonight

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

As Hurricane Harvey continues to gather strength and approach Texas, the hurricane is poised to stall and unleash life-threatening and disastrous flooding.

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IRMAGEDDON: 1.4 Million Ordered To Evacuate As Irma Upgraded Back To Category 5 Ahead Of Striking Florida

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Hurricane Irma is once again forecast to hit the Florida Keys as a Category 5 storm, as more than a million people have fled its path. Irmageddon.

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Meditations for Major American Cities

by KATE VILLA @ McSweeney’s

Minneapolis

Find a relaxing place
Whatever that means to you
A chair or pillow or snowbank will do
Begin to breathe
Think about Target
And how great Target is
Did you know that your great state is the home of Target?
Whatever that means to you
Take that in
Have you ever pronounced it Tar-jhay?
Very French
Very sophisticated
Let your body melt into the snowbank you’ve chosen
Breathe in through your nose
Take in the air that’s coming off all those lakes
How many lakes are there?
Begin to count
Stop when you get to 10,000
Because that’s how many there are
Open your eyes slowly

Los Angeles

Find a place that is warm and comfortable
Probably in your car
Just find your car
Did you park it on Montana?
You definitely parked it on Arizona.
Have you ever been to Arizona?
Let your muscles go
Drive Sit on the 405
Drive Sit on the 405
Drive Sit on the 405
You’re out of new podcasts
How does that happen
How many hours have you spent in your car this week?
Maybe you should take Wilshire
That was a mistake
Who is going to Beverly Hills at 4 pm on a Tuesday?
Clear your mind
You’ve seen the inside of the Universal lot more times this month
Than you’ve seen your mother
Breathe in
Soften your fingers
Soften your palms
Forget about your dog
He pooped on the floor
But you have a view of the valley
And a personal assistant job
You are paid hourly to pick up someone’s
Viagra
Soylent
Coconut water
Breathe out
You asked for this
Open your eyes slowly
Maybe you should go to law school?

Denver

Find a comfortable spot
Breathe
Soften your muscles
Light up a joint
Smoke it
Breathe in
Breathe out in rings if you can
You are not high
You are getting high
You are almost high enough
You are high
Shit a little too high
Look
Mountains
Finish your hike
Plan tomorrow’s hike

San Francisco

Take off your VR headset and close your eyes
Settle into your ergonomic desk chair
Make sure your feet are flat on the floor in your Vans
Let your body relax
Take your hands off the keyboard
Breathe in through your nose
Breathe out through your mouth
Seriously
take your hands off the keyboard
Let your muscles go
Melt
from the tip of your head all the way down to your toes
Hands off the keyboard
I’m going to unplug it if you can’t keep them off
I know it’s wireless
I was testing you
Slowly
drain the stress from your fingertips
Make 1 million dollars
Open your eyes slowly

Chicago

Flutter your eyes closed
Begin by getting into a comfortable place
Like June or July
Let the very small tide of Lake Michigan wash over you
Feel how cold the water is
Don’t fish in it
Breathe in
Breathe out
Palms to heart-center
Feel that Italian beef coming back up
Never mind it’s just a burp
Let it out
Figure out where you’re having brunch
Repeat:
The Cubs won the world series
The Cubs won the world series
The cubs won the world series

Whatever that means to you
Everything
Literally everything
Think about how many times you posted about the Cubs on social media this year
Open your eyes slowly

Seattle

Flutter your eyes closed
Listen to the waves
You can’t sleep
Take in the rain as it hits the roof
Let it calm you
Slow your breathing
Your son hands you the phone
It’s a radio show
They know about your wife’s death
Breathe in
Give in to the sensation
Talk about your perfect match
Your son is ruining your life
But also helping?
You get fan-mail
Is Meg Ryan out there?
Wait for Meg Ryan to fly across the country
Because she will
Surprise you on a highway
Empire state building
Amicable fiancé break up
You are Tom Hanks
You have always been Tom Hanks
Open your eyes slowly
Where is Chet?

Nashville

Begin your meditation by thinking about a small, backroom bar that you’ve played your miniature guitar in recently
Breathe in the smoke
Take a sip of a free beer
Remember, you get free beers because you play music
You also get away with wearing fedoras
Now imagine you’re at a brunch place
Sit there for three hours
Remember to be gentle to your body
Have another bloody mary with bacon and shrimp on it
Listen to the sounds of coffee brewing
Eggs frying
Notice a new sound
It’s 19-year-old girl who dropped out of college to sing at the Planet Hollywood next door
Breathe in
Breathe out
Do you remember that whiskey bar next door to that all-glass pop-up creative agency?
Uber there
Take a sip of whiskey
Taste
Burning
Running down your throat
A little gets on your tweed vest
Ask the mustached man next to you for his pocket square
Breathe in the polka dots
Let your body relax
What exactly is a creative agency?
Open your eyes slowly

Boston

Fluttah yah eyes closed
Put sugah
In ya cawfee
Remembah how wicked sweet Havahd yahd is
Cahlm yaself
Entah a dahk pahty
Eat some chowda
Cheeah on the Red Sahx
Breathe in
Breathe out
Open your eyes slowly
Recite: “Charlie on the MTA

Washington DC

Check in with your body
Pass the Japanese embassy
Where are you today?
Somewhere on a rooftop with twinkle lights
Sipping recently distilled whiskey
Soften your shoulders
Let go of the tension
In your arms
What used to be on this corner?
A middle-class immigrant family’s home
With a hair salon below it
Now it’s a Whole Foods
Buy some kale
Because you’ll probably use it soon
Just kidding
You won’t
It’ll go bad
In your fridge
Pass the vice president’s house
Bring yourself back
To your breath
Soften your gaze
Pass the National Cathedral
Is there a good wood-fired pizza place close?
Pass the Washington monument
Begin to move your toes slowly
Feel the power
Of old white men
You have never seen the inside of the capitol
Open your eyes slowly
Buy artisanal goat cheese from what used to be
A crack den

New York

Find a comfortable place
Somewhere you can de-stress
Not midtown
Don’t go to midtown
I’m not kidding
Re-center yourself
Check in with your body
Do you have everything you need for the day?
Spend 5 minutes trying to swipe your metro card because you’ve started this now
Swipe again, I guess
Take the A to the 1 and transfer at Columbus circle
Unless the B is running
Then just take the B
You could also transfer to the F or even take the L across
But then you would have to walk
But it would be faster
Just Be in your body
Now you’re in Times Square
Being humped by the man in the Elmo costume
Relax into your breath
Feel the tips of your fingers
Feel the pavement under your feet as you walk
End up in a Chinese restaurant
Eat your fill
Realize it has a C rating
Vomit into a trash can
Breathe in through your nose
Breathe out through your mouth
Relieve yourself on the sidewalk
Open your eyes slowly
Burn a 20 dollar bill

Portland, Maine

Breathe in through your nose
Soften your hands
Soften your eye lids
Breathe out through your mouth
You flew to the wrong Portland
Open your eyes slowly
Call your fiancé because you’re not making it to Oregon for your wedding tomorrow

Dove's Pro- (not Anti-) Age Campaign

Dove's Pro- (not Anti-) Age Campaign


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Women in Santa Monica, Calif., love Dove's older models in its latest "Real Women" ad series. The 60-something models, who show a lot of skin, follow a series that featured models in bras and panties with real-woman curves.

I’ve Read 5 of the 143 Words in Your Facebook Status, and Now I Hate You, Old Friend

by SHANNON REED @ McSweeney’s

I am outraged beyond belief by the despicable opinion I have convinced myself you have posted on Facebook. I have thus written this diatribe as a response, tagging you, so that your mom, that guy you met at that conference in Miami, and the other three people you know who still bother to read Facebook responses of more than ten words will all be briefed on the fact that I am extremely irate about what I think you wrote.

It is true that I have lately been looking for a reason to go apeshit on anyone, even to the point of driving slightly over the white-dotted line on the parkway, in hopes of causing another driver to give me the finger while passing me so that I could blame him for sparking a road rage incident that could potentially land me in the morgue. This is no doubt due to a potent combination of the unusually rainy weather; the current state of American politics; and the plot twists in this season of Game of Thrones. Nevertheless, because it is out of my power to change any of those, I have chosen to misread your status and place my anger squarely on your shoulders (and Facebook page).

In fact, even though we have known each other for over half of our lives, I hereby disown you entirely. Later today, after I have read all of the responses that our mutual friend Marie will post to this tirade, and pose a few rhetorical questions and logical fallacies in response, I will destroy all reminders that our lives have ever intersected in any way. If this means burning my copy of our high school senior yearbook, changing my daughter’s middle name, and serving our parish priest with a cease-and-desist order so that he no longer asks me how you are, so be it. What I think you wrote is more upsetting than doing all of these things. You are dead to me.

The depth and vigor of my response may be surprising to you, especially since I have entirely and completely misinterpreted what you wrote, failing to grasp the tone, substance, and point of your status. Yet I hope you will understand that in these trying times, it is extremely important — nay, it is of utmost importance! — that I be allowed to jump wildly to a conclusion that is not supported by the facts in any way. Further, instead of being abashed by Marie’s replies, which will point out that I am “completely wrong” and possibly “did not read the status the whole way through” and might even be “in need of some serious downtime, like, get offline, friend-o,” I intend to use them as further proof that everyone is against me in every way and that I have nothing in common with any other human being on this planet. I will then post a meme quoting the Dalai Lama.

That I will try to connect your status to my growing concern about my ability to protect my children’s health and well-being (emotional, mental, and physical) must be allowed without comment, at least if you hope that we can ever be friends again — which we cannot, at least until a year goes by, and Facebook shows me this posting as a memory. Then, I’ll re-read your original status, and it will make me chuckle, because now I will finally get the joke, and then I’ll realize, Oh, Lordy, I completely got the whole thing wrong last year, and I’ll wonder how I could have ostracized one of my oldest and dearest friends even to the point of burning my National Honor Society pin because we were inducted together in our junior year (and which, by the way, was not easily set on fire, so it ended up burning me pretty badly on on my right finger in a way that still hurts from time to time). Full of remorse, I will reach out to you to say I’m sorry, and you’ll be like, “Well, everyone was crazy at that time because of the president,” and I’ll say, “I’m uncomfortable with you using the adjective ‘crazy’ so cavalierly,” and you’ll say, “But seriously, weren’t you crazy?” I will really want to push the point about the importance of thoughtful language choices, but I won’t. I’ll decide to just let it go, and we’ll grab a beer at Ralph’s Inn just like we used to and things will almost be back to normal because a relationship based on trust and loyalty can withstand even my needing to go apeshit so badly I kinda deliberately misunderstood your harmless Facebook status.

But! In the meantime, we’re all stuck here in this miserable cesspool that is the current epoch in American history, so I’ll conclude this onslaught by saying that I have never been so outraged as I am by my partial reading of your status and I wish you ill, based on the extreme hurt you have not actually caused me, but which I caused myself by wildly misunderstanding your status update.

In conclusion, I’d also like to take this opportunity to blame your Facebook status update for the fact that I will be a little brusque with my children tonight, and that I’ll be upping the stakes on my commute tomorrow to driving 5 miles under the speed limit, because I already suspect, as I near the end of this tirade, that writing this is actually not going to make me feel better in any way at all.

Now that I am done, I see that it did not. I blame you.

The Time When Fake News CNN Cut Off NFL Star Benjamin Watson’s Mic For Mentioning Jesus Christ And Salvation

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Fake News CNN has a long and storied history of having the mic go dead in interviews where the CNN narrative is not being advanced.

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6 Practical Guidelines For Implementing Conversational AI

by Susan Etlinger @ Prophet Thinking

How organizations can create more fluid interactions between humans and machines.

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Mega-Rich Pastor Joel Osteen Orders Doors Of Lakewood Church Shut To Public At Height Of Hurricane Harvey

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Televangelist Joel Osteen canceled services at his Houston megachurch Sunday and has yet to reopen its doors despite thousands of desperate people in need.

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Tarte Drench Lip Splash Lipstick Review & Swatches

by Aly Laughlin @ Cruelty-Free Kitty

Lipstick is one of those things I just can’t get enough of, so I was super thrilled to try out the vacation-themed Tarte Rainforest of the Sea Drench Lip Splash Lipsticks in several shades! Keep reading for my thoughts and swatches below. At A Glance Brand: Tarte Animal Testing Policy: Cruelty-Free, PETA-certified Parent Company: Kose […]

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Planned Parenthood Shockingly Tells Preschoolers ‘Your Genitals Don’t Make You A Girl Or A Boy’

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Planned Parenthood concerning preschoolers and gender identity instructs parents to teach, “Your genitals don’t make you a boy or a girl.”

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List: Other Elton John Songs That Donald Trump Uses to Refer to World Leaders

by TOM SMYTH @ McSweeney’s

“Rocket Man” – Kim Jong Un (North Korea)

“Bennie and the Jets” – Benjamin Netanyahu (Israel)

“Crocodile Rock” – Malcolm Turnbull (Australia)

“All Quiet on the Western Front” – Angela Merkel (Germany)

“Border Song” – Enrique Peña Nieto (Mexico)

“Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher” – Theresa May (United Kingdom)

“Candle in the Wind” – Queen Elizabeth (United Kingdom)

“Blue Eyes” – Justin Trudeau (Canada)

“Tiny Dancer” – Emmanuel Macron (France)

“Hakuna Matata” – Barack Obama (Kenya)

“Little Jeannie” – Jean-Claude Juncker (European Union)

“Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters” – Pope Francis (Vatican City)

“Can You Feel the Love Tonight/Nikita” – Vladimir Putin (Russia)

Conquering Your Camera Settings in Landscape Photography

by Jayphen Simpson @ PetaPixel

Understanding basic camera settings is important so that you know how to react in different conditions such as varying light, moving subjects, or to achieve maximum depth-of-field. In this 10-minute video, Adam Karnacz from First Man Photography discusses his techniques for working his camera while doing landscape photography. While knowing precisely the camera settings a […]

THE ALT-LEFT FOLLIES: Superman Protects Illegal Immigrants From Armed White Supremacist in Latest Comic Propaganda

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Superman arrives in the nick of time to protect a group of illegal immigrants from a white man sporting an American flag bandanna, wielding a machine gun.

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President Trump Leads The Way By Condemning Violence That Took Place On Both Sides In Charlottesville Riots

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

President Donald Trump defended his response to the racially charged protests over the weekend, saying both sides were to blame in Charlottesville, Va.

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World’s Largest Pagan Festival, ‘Burning Man’, Set To Start This Sunday In The Black Rock Desert In Nevada

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Organizers of the Burning Man festival have begun setting up shop with massive art installations as they prepare for tens of thousands in the Nevada desert.

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If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises

by MICHAEL HARE @ McSweeney’s

— Hear that new one from the BSO?

— Shit, yeah, that Brahms? That one knocked me square on my ass. Even more so than the Shostakovich. Pardon me, the Grammy Award-winning Shostakovich.

(They toast.)

— We should repeat.

— We should but we won’t, because the Recording Academy hates Boston. Watch. Watch them give it to the frigging New York Phil, which is a fine orchestra if you like listening to a bunch of soulless prima donnas collect paychecks.

(They nod, drink.)

— Gotta respect Andris Nelsons.

— The kid can conduct his ass off, in the bravura tradition of Seiji Ozawa.

— Friend of mine down in Quincy just named his pit bull “Ozawa.”

— Remember ’02, when Ozawa did Beethoven’s Seventh?

— Course I do.

— Course you do. We all do, because it was an indelible performance. An indelible performance that the New York Times called “plodding.” Please. Please do me one favor, Mr. Big New York City Critic, please don’t talk to me like I don’t got two ears and a brain. Because I do, and also a heart, which Seiji touched with that masterful Seventh.

— They act like there’s no culture north of the Triborough. Like guys like us don’t know a sublimely realized Seventh when we hear one.

— Just don’t talk shit about Seiji, all right? You come up here and you try to talk shit about Seiji — I don’t care if you got a Pulitzer or a MacArthur or a Pulitzer and a MacArthur and an award from the frigging National Book Critics Circle — I’ll lay you the fuck out.

— Figuratively speaking.

— Of course. This city once aspired to be the Athens of America. I’m not about to disrespect that majestic civic aspiration by acting like a goddamned fucking barbarian.

- - -

— Other day I went over to the Museum of Science.

— How was it?

— Well it was the fucking Museum of Science, so how the fuck do you think it was? It was superlative. It was a testament to our region’s proud tradition of rational inquiry.

(They toast.)

— Meanwhile, all you hear is, “Silicon Valley this, Silicon Valley that…”

— Because they hate Boston, because they’re jealous of Boston. And I’m sorry, but making an app to call a cab isn’t science. You know what is science? Life science is science.

(They nod, drink.)

— Gotta respect our biotechs.

— I swear to God, I get all these disgusting frigging fantasies about a bunch of these Silicon Valley guys coming up here and talking shit about our biotechs. Being like, “Oh yeah, Boston’s got a nice little biotech scene.” And I’m like, “Little?” And then I very figuratively lay them all out. I very figuratively beat them back to Cali using the gold Nobel medal awarded to Dr. H. Robert Horvitz.

— Friend of mine out in Walpole just got a Horvitz tattoo.

— Sick.

- - -

— So I’m in the MFA last weekend, where I volunteer as a docent.

— A valuable service to an invaluable institution.

(They toast.)

— I’m in Gallery 242, and this kid comes over, says, “Are these are the only Rembrandts?”

— And this kid is from where?

— From a state that wants so hard to be part of New England but is actually just part of New York, and it knows it, and so it’s got all this twisted anti-Boston resentment.

— Friend of mine up in Lowell deals cards down in Connecticut. Says it’s awful.

— What it is is anti-Boston.

(They nod, drink.)

— Kid asks for more Rembrandts. That’s some true Connecticut bullshit.

— You want to see a hundred Rembrandts? Here. Here’s a bus ticket. Enjoy Manhattan. P.S., it sucks. You want to see five Rembrandts, and really see them? Really engage with each canvas? Come to Boston.

— Because there’s far, far less to see and do here, and so it’s easier to concentrate.

— Exactly.

- - -

— Know where I haven’t been in a wicked long time? Plimoth Plantation.

— I’m there two, three times a month. It’s a jewel.

(They toast.)

— You wonder why it’s not constantly crammed with people coming in from all over to experience what life was like in the seventeenth century in a fledgling agricultural settlement on the outskirts of what would one day become Boston.

(They nod, drink.)

— Could be the thing about people hating Boston.

— So it’s guys in costumes speaking in an archaic vernacular and churning butter under a hot sun or whatever. Not flashy enough for you? Here. Here’s a bus ticket. Go numb your brain in Times Square.

— The quiet of the place, its frank modesty, that’s part of what makes it so moving. That, and its brave refusal to ignore the darker aspects of our history.

(They nod, drink.)

— Ever feel like some people, like non-Bostonians most especially, might be sleepwalking through something major? Like, not the shit we see, but the shit behind the shit?

— Like America’s silent epidemic of depression? Its festering addiction to distraction? Like how some people mistake conspicuous consumption for meaningful experience? And how some others mistake hatred for virtue? Like how so many have lost contact with the communities that should help to sustain them and that they should help to sustain?

— Yeah, dude. Basically that. I worry that one day soon we’re all going to find ourselves condemned to lives of isolation and sorrow, all trapped inside the same airless, boundless nightmare anti-community.

— Like Fairfield County, Connecticut?

— Exactly.

— If the whole world turns into one big Fairfield, that’ll make us two guys from Connecticut.

— Two guys from Connecticut, just begging to get laid out.

ISIS, ANTIFA And Black Lives Matter Are Partners Together In The Monument Demolition Business

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

The Alt-Left would bristle at being compared to Islamic terror group ISIS, but nonetheless there is a very valid comparison to be made.

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Camera Glasses Capture Startling Moment South Carolina Cop Is Shot Point Blank By Robbery Suspect

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Startling video footage captured by a South Carolina cop’s camera glasses shows the officer being shot three times at point-blank range

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Transgender Lesson Forced on Kindergartners Without Parental Consent

Transgender Lesson Forced on Kindergartners Without Parental Consent

by Susan MacKenzie @ Silence is Consent

Liberals have another anti-God, anti-Parent Choice, Alt-Left agenda item to push.  And if you don’t let them indoctrinate your children, you’re a bigot! That is the message being given in one California charter school, where a transgender-themed book was introduced to kindergartners without parental knowledge or consent. It is being done despite studies that show ...

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Why Won’t You Just Let Us Pass a Health Care Bill and Kill a Few Million People?

by BOB VULFOV @ McSweeney’s

Dear America,

At this point, it’s just getting frustrating. Time and time again, our party’s leaders have drafted and presented health care bills to repeal and replace Obamacare. We’ve tried this thing from all possible angles, but the backlash to each potential bill has been so severe that we haven’t been able to get anything passed. Where is all this negativity coming from?

We had Paul Ryan take a crack at an alternative health care bill, but he blew it hard. Then, Mitch McConnell stepped up to the plate, and he also blew it hard. Now, this thing is in the hands of Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy, but constituent phone calls disparaging the bill are flooding all of our offices. This has forced our party to ask the American people a very important question: do you not want us to kill a few million people or something?

Look, we’re trying our best here. At any given point, we have twelve or so of our best and brightest old white men working on a health care alternative to Obamacare. A bunch of guys named Bradley and Ralph will not rest until working class Americans are screwed over real badly. It’s disheartening because we’re trying so hard, yet the American people still seem intent on rejecting any legislation we present just because a few million people might die. It’s almost like you people don’t want us to murder a huge chunk of the country.

Yes, we were the obstructionist party for eight years and we halted as much legislation as possible. But, now that we have control of Congress, we’re hell-bent on getting stuff done. We want to pass legislation! So, why won’t the American people just let us pass a health care bill that’ll treat pregnancy like a pre-existing condition and raise premiums for sick people? It’s completely ridiculous that you won’t let us kill a lot of poor people. Is that what this is all about? The millions of people who will die because they won’t be able to afford health care if we pass one of these bills? These very negative reactions to our death bills confuse and demoralize us.

Do you not like the name of the bill or something? Just say the word and we can have one of the Bradleys try naming the new health care bill something a bit more flashy. We just want to understand why so much skepticism is getting tossed our way. Is it all the impending death and suffering that any of these bills will entail? That can’t possibly be it. Why would so many average American citizens be against a systematic culling of the country’s working class, elderly, and disabled populations? It doesn’t make sense to us at all.

Lately, we feel like we just can’t win with you. Please let us pass a health care bill and kill a few million people. What is so wrong with that? Just let us do it. At the very least, you’ll need to explain to us why you disagree so intently with us unleashing a legislative plague across America.

Sincerely,
The GOP

Congress Quietly Passed A Bill Allowing Warrantless Searches of Homes In 3 States As Media Stays Silent

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

A bill that will allow homes to be searched without a warrant was passed with overwhelming support by the US Congress and signed into law by President Trump

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ALERT: Death Wish Coffee RECALLED Because It Might KILL YOU With Deadly Bacteria

ALERT: Death Wish Coffee RECALLED Because It Might KILL YOU With Deadly Bacteria

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

Death Wish Coffee is recalling one of their coffee products because it could be contaminated with a bacteria that could produce a deadly toxin. The company is currently coordinating with the Food and Drug Administration to institute the recall. Consumers are warned not to consume the product and contact the company about returning it and ...

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A Comparison of the Ingredients in Handmade Soap and Dove

A Comparison of the Ingredients in Handmade Soap and Dove


FeltMagnet

Is Dove better or worse than handmade soap? Here's a soap maker's opinion of handmade soap vs Dove.

The 21st Century Christian Church Corporation Has Forgotten What Real Church Is Supposed To Be All About

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

The Apostle Paul would not recognize today's 501 (c) (3) Laodicean church corporation with all its building programs, fund drives and tax dodges.

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The State of IoT in the Home: Part 2

by Ed Terpening @ Prophet Thinking

Opportunities and challenges for brands selling IoT products for the home.

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Exorcist Father Ambrosio Nonato Legaspi Warns ‘Illuminati Satanists’ Are Giving Catholic Filipinos ‘Cursed Rosaries’

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

The chief exorcist of the Philippines has warned that “Illuminati satanists” are distributing cursed rosaries to unsuspecting Catholics.

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List: Rejected Slogans from My Avant-Garde Literary Manifesto

by HUGO BRANLEY @ McSweeney’s

Our new literature will not be constrained by rules or injunctions!

Never again will we allow ourselves to be boxed in by spatial metaphors!

Down with prepositions!

Waste, excess, and verbiage are to be avoided at all costs!

Hair-splittting attention to detail is the only sure mark of authentic literature!

Only the greatest literature can evade hierarchizing judgements!

The literature of the past is composed entirely of tired clichés – time for us to wipe the slate clean!

Make it new (again)!

The deliberate ambiguity of our new literature must leave the average reader utterly nonplussed!

The literature of the future must be one of affirmation – let it contain no negations!

An end to the tyranny of the exclamation mark!

President Trump To Send Jared Kushner And Envoy Back To Middle East For Israeli-Palestinian Peace Talks

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

President Trump is sending his son-in-law Jared Kushner and negotiator Jason Greenblatt to the Middle East for peace deal between Israel and Palestine.

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LGBTQ Activists Praise Disney Junior Channel For Advancing Same-Sex Agenda To Preschool Age Children

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Disney Channel’s popular show for preschoolers, Doc McStuffins, has drawn praise from LGBTQ advocates for airing an episode that features two lesbian moms.

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Google And YouTube Threatening Conservative Sites With Demonetization If They Don’t Remove “Offensive” Content

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Google is demonetizing Conservative websites by restricting AdSense and demonetizing YouTube videos that promote a Conservative and/or Christian worldview.

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Oakland A’s Rookie Kneels During National Anthem, Slams President Trump on Twitter

Oakland A’s Rookie Kneels During National Anthem, Slams President Trump on Twitter

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

On Saturday night, a member of the Oakland Athletics became the first major league baseball player to kneel during the National Anthem to protest “racial inequality.” The player, Bruce Maxwell, is a rookie catcher for the A’s, and took a knee on the field as his team lined up for the National Anthem. The A’s ...

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Is The Federal Reserve Lying About Having 6,200 Tons Of Gold Stored In A Basement In Manhattan?

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Eighty feet below the streets of lower Manhattan, a Federal Reserve vault protected by armed guards contains about 6,200 tons of gold. Or doesn’t. 

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What We Can Learn From Dove's Marketing Strategies | Mechtronics

What We Can Learn From Dove's Marketing Strategies | Mechtronics


Mechtronics

Dove by Unilever has evolved to be one of the most trusted beauty product makers in the industry, appealing to women across the world.

Pope Francis Tells Followers To ‘Trust Christ’ Then Leads Them In Prayer To ‘Virgin Mary’ For Intercession

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

After warning against "horoscopes and fortune tellers" that Pope Francis leads his gullible sheep into praying to a statue of the "queen of heaven".

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OH NEVER MIND: ‘Doomsday’ Author Says the World Won’t End Saturday After All

OH NEVER MIND: ‘Doomsday’ Author Says the World Won’t End Saturday After All

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

You’ve likely heard about claims that the world will end with some sort of global disaster on September 23. The “Doomsday prediction” has been carried by most major news organizations, with a hefty dose of cynicism. Now, the author behind the prediction is backing off of his claims, which means we can all make plans ...

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One Minute After The Pretribulation Rapture Of The Church, The Bible Becomes A Closed Book For Those Left Behind

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

One minute after the amazing Pretribulation Rapture of the Church takes place, a worldwide famine will instantly transpire. But it's not a famine of food.

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If You Are Not Working on Customer Experience, You’re Working on the Wrong Thing

by Peter Dixon @ Prophet Thinking

Consumer expectations are constantly being reset, and with digital technologies and […]

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New Store – Hy-Vee Papillion, NE

by cash3p @ 18th Street Soap Company

We are pleased to announce that you can now find 18th Street Soap at Hy-Vee in Papillion at the Shadow Lake Towne Center. Hy-Vee loves supporting local vendors! You will find 18th Street Soap located in the HBC section in both sizes, , 2.5 ounce at $3.89 and 5 ounce at $6.95. … Read More

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Islam-Loving England Seems Helpless To Keep London Safe Amidst Ongoing Attacks by Muslim Terrorists

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Soldiers are being deployed on London's streets as the terror threat level is raised to critical amid fears the Parsons Green bomber could strike again.

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The Inconvenient Truth Behind Dove, The Love-Your-Body Beauty Company

The Inconvenient Truth Behind Dove, The Love-Your-Body Beauty Company


Jezebel

Yesterday, when we presented the new Dove commerical, Onslaught, we neglected to mention a few things. Luckily, blogs Feministing and Feministe reminded us of a few facts! For starters, while Dove can be applauded for examining the damaging effects of the beauty industry, its parent company, Unilever, is a major manufacturer of skin-lightening creams marketed in India. (Because, you know, the lighter your skin, the more beautiful you are.) In addition, Unilever makes Axe body spray, whose sexist and just plain stupid ad campaigns and "humilidating" show don't exactly send the message that the Onslaught spot does. And there's more: Unilever spends $809 million on advertising: it markets Dove, which encourages women to love their bodies, Ben & Jerry's ice cream, in which you can drown your sorrows if you don't love your body, and Slim-Fast, to make your body thin enough to love.

Chick-fil-A Has Plans for New York City That Will Drive Haters NUTS

Chick-fil-A Has Plans for New York City That Will Drive Haters NUTS

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

In case you hadn’t noticed, leftists loathe Chick-fil-A with a passion over its stand for conservative values, on issues from gay marriage to closing on the Sabbath. The mere sight of a restaurant has triggered many a snowflake millennial. Now, things are about to get worse for the haters, as it was announced today that ...

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Dove: The Most Impressive Brand Builder | Aaker on Brands

Dove: The Most Impressive Brand Builder | Aaker on Brands


Prophet Thinking

Dove has grown tremendously in an intensively competitive arena with established competitors largely through their brand building efforts. Learn more.

Dove releases new soap bottles that look like very weird human bodies

Dove releases new soap bottles that look like very weird human bodies


News

In recent years, Dove has posited itself as the progressive soap manufacturer of choice, marketing its products in campaigns couched in critiques of the shallow, unrealistic advertising often used to sell things to women. Using natural lighting, documentary-style filmmaking, and a lack of Photoshopped images, Dove ads have invited women to discuss beauty, engineered stunts that involve them suddenly realizing how beautiful they are, hacked stock images, and celebrated imperfect motherhood. Many catch a whiff of these and correctly determine it all to be the cynical maneuvering of a corporate behemoth to co-opt increasingly mainstream progressive attitudes in order to sell soap.

Parents Revolt After Elementary School Teacher Tells Kids to Use GENDER NEUTRAL Pronouns

Parents Revolt After Elementary School Teacher Tells Kids to Use GENDER NEUTRAL Pronouns

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

The Culture War has now moved on to grammar, as political correctness demands a change in pronouns. A new teacher at an elementary school in Florida is demanding that her students use gender neutral pronouns, including referring to her as “Mx.” instead of “Ms.” The teacher, Chloe Bressack, is now facing the wrath of parents, ...

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New American Civil War Pits Patriots Against The Radical Violent George Soros-Funded Progressive Left

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

ANTIFA, the domestic terror group that claims to be "anti-fascist", is in fact highly fascist and aggressively violent and funded by George Soros.

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Shocked Beachgoers Watch As Boatload Of Muslim Migrants Swarm Their Beach In Southern Spain

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

A dinghy carrying dozens of Muslim migrants landed on Wednesday in the middle of a beach in Zahara de los Atunes on the coast of Andalusia, southern Spain.

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What Kodak Said About Digital Photography in 1975

by Michael Zhang @ PetaPixel

In 1975, a 24-year-old engineer named Steven Sasson invented digital photography while working at Eastman Kodak by creating the world’s first digital camera. Kodak wasn’t exactly enthusiastic about the industry-changing breakthrough. The 8-pound camera that Sasson put together shot 0.01-megapixel black-and-white photos and recorded them to cassette tapes. Each photo took 23 seconds to create, […]

Parents FURIOUS After What Racist Coach Makes 8-Year-Old Team Do During National Anthem

Parents FURIOUS After What Racist Coach Makes 8-Year-Old Team Do During National Anthem

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

Millions of Americans have plead to boycott the NFL after dozens of racist players began disrespecting the national anthem. Unfortunately, however, it seems that this racist and hateful behavior isn’t exclusive to the pros. Over the past eight years, Obama sought the seeds of racial division in this country and now, we’re reaping the rewards. ...

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Squalane As A Natural Face Moisturizer

by @ Alabu Skin Care: Latest News

As we age our skin loses elasticity. Squalane is naturally present in our skin but as we age we produce less. Our skin becomes dry causing wrinkles and fine lines to show up. A vegetable derived Squalane is available as a moisturizer which can help replace what you lose with age. Your skin will become softer and smoother and look more youthful.

Pope Francis Urges World Leaders To ‘Listen To The Cry Of The Earth’

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Pope Francis, who has a strong belief in the science of climate change, called upon world leaders on Wednesday to "listen to the cry of the Earth"

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Cowardly Republicans Leave President Trump To Fend For Himself After Speaking Truth About Charlottesville

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Shepard Smith said Wednesday that the network tried and failed to get a Republican on-air to defend President Trump Charlottesville controversial comments.

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HOW INCONVENIENT: Climate Change Wizard Al Gore’s Global Warming Hoax Sequel Bombs At Box Office

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

The box office performance will disappoint Al Gore, who had urged his followers to pack movie theaters to send a message to “Trump and the other climate deniers.” 

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HERE SHE COMES: Hurricane Irma Strengthens To Category 5 And Appears To Be Headed For Florida

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Hurricane Irma strengthened into a dangerous Category 5 storm Tuesday as it roared toward the northeast Caribbean on a path nearing the United States.

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BOYCOTT: Dove Soap Promotes MAN as 'MOM' in New Disgusting Commercial

BOYCOTT: Dove Soap Promotes MAN as 'MOM' in New Disgusting Commercial


Silence is Consent

This just in---Dove recently ran a commercial in which the transgender 'Mom,' is a baby's biological father who 'identifies,' as the mother. Companies promoting liberal agendas isn't new---from Starbucks promoting gay marriage and hiring refugees, to various clothing outlets banning Trump's clothing lines, I can't say I'm surprised. But, this is definitely a new low for companies. Promoting a mental disorder is absolute insanity, and if you ask any credible doctor or psychologist, they will tell you that transgenderism is, in fact, a mental disorder. Here is the transcript from the video above: Mark Dice: 'The Dove soap company has

The Tintype Photographer Who Works Out of a 1938 Harley-Davidson Sidecar

by Michael Zhang @ PetaPixel

Rob Gibson is a tintype photographer who works in what he calls “the world’s fastest darkroom.” After photographing vintage motorcycle and car events, he develops his tintypes in a 1938 Harley-Davidson sidecar that he zooms around with. “I do wet plate collodion photography, the same process that was done in the 1860s that requires coating […]

WE NAME NAMES – Dozens of Players Kneel for US Anthem at Ravens/Jaguars Game in London, But Stand for British Anthem

WE NAME NAMES – Dozens of Players Kneel for US Anthem at Ravens/Jaguars Game in London, But Stand for British Anthem

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

Dozens of players and coaches protested during the playing of the U.S. National Anthem at the Baltimore Ravens vs. Jacksonville Jaguars game in London, England this morning. They then stood for “God Save the Queen,” the British National Anthem. The expanded protests come as President Donald Trump called for players who protest to be fired ...

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Archaeologists Think They Have Located The Biblical City of Bethsaida Home Of Philip, Andrew And Peter

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Experts believe they have found the lost village of Bethsaida, which was the home of Jesus’ apostles Peter, Andrew and Philip. Now The End Begins.

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London Fashion Week Features Satanic ‘Black Mass’ Fashion Show At St. Andrew’s Catholic Church In London

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Turkish designer Dilara Findikoglu's Spring/Summer 2018 Collection, which was showcased at the altar of a UK Catholic church, filled with satanic imagery.

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Hate Group Southern Poverty Law Center Urges Alt-Left Hate Groups To Start ‘Tearing Down Army Bases’

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

The Southern Poverty Law Center has declared three of America’s largest Army bases Confederate monuments “with the potential to unleash more turmoil.

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NTEB Recording Studio Featured In TV Interview, And We Still Need YOUR Help In Reaching Our Fundraising Goal!

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

When I showed her the new NTEB Recording Studio we are building, her interest was piqued and asked me if I would like to be interviewed on camera.

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The State of IoT in the Home: Part 1

by Ed Terpening @ Prophet Thinking

How brands can be relevant to IoT device buyers.

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Why Won’t The Alt-Left Terrorists Take Down The Statue Of Hillary Clinton’s Friend, Klansman Senator Robert Byrd?

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Notice that no one has demanded that statues of former senator and KKK icon Robert Byrd be removed, who was also a personal friend of HIllary Clinton.

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Miami News 10 Film Crew Captures Ft. Lauderdale Looters As They Smash Store Windows And Steal Stuff

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

As Hurricane Irma lashed Florida with heavy winds and rain, TV station Miami News 10 WPLG captured groups of looters breaking into stores.

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Tens Of Thousands Of Witches Join Forces Every Month To Cast A ‘Binding Spell’ On President Trump

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Tens of thousands of witches around the world join forces every month to cast a binding spell on Donald Trump, Hollywood witch Vicky Adams has revealed.

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FALSE PROPHECY ALERT: The So-Called ‘Great Sign’ That’s ‘Happening’ On September 23rd Is 100% Not True

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

I am talking of course about the upcoming 'Great Sign' prophecy which is set to take place on September 23rd, just 5 days from this writing.

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Hillary Clinton Resorts to a Child Propaganda Video to Promote Her New Book

Hillary Clinton Resorts to a Child Propaganda Video to Promote Her New Book

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

After Hillary Clinton lost the election of 2016, she and her liberal cronies have been wondering what on earth could have possibly happened. They’ve blamed Russia, fake news, and even their own voters…but conservatives know the truth. To support their excuse-making, Clinton wrote an entire book on how she lost the election, entitled “What Happened.” ...

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Do You Think It’s A Coincidence That The Charlottesville Race Riots Took Place On George Soros Birthday?

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Ahh, George Soros, even at the advanced age of 87, like the true Nazi he is, can still crank out the hate and unrest in record numbers.

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NFL Quarterbacks Colin Kaepernick And Tim Tebow Are Held To Two Very Different Standards By Liberal Racists

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

You can safely say that both the black Colin Kaepernick and the white Tim Tebow were given a fair and equal shot in the NFL.

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At Least Two People Shot Dead During Baltimore ‘Ceasefire Weekend’ Proves Gun Bans Don’t Work

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

At least two people were shot dead during a 72-hour period designated the “Nobody Kill Anybody” weekend by the liberal Baltimore Ceasefire organizers.

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Everyday Staples: 10 Cruelty-Free & Vegan Body Washes You’ll Love

by Aly Laughlin @ Cruelty-Free Kitty

Here are the 10 best cruelty-free and vegan body washes so you can keep animal testing and animal products out of your shower! These are mostly drugstore products (a few options being budget-friendly) with a couple of luxury items, and many of these are made from natural ingredients. 1. Nubian Heritage Abyssinian Oil & Chia […]

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Brainwashed Socialist Millennial Gets DESTROYED By Man Who Actually Experienced Socialism

Brainwashed Socialist Millennial Gets DESTROYED By Man Who Actually Experienced Socialism

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

Thanks to our horrible public school system, millions of millennials ended up supporting Bernie Sanders. They think that “spreading the wealth,” is the key to prosperity, when in reality it ends in economic destruction—so when this “feminist socialist” millennial is confronted by the facts, things get a little too hot for her to handle. People ...

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Now Available at Savannah Filmore

by cash3p @ 18th Street Soap Company

You can now find 18th Street Soap in Council Bluffs! Stop in Savannah Filmore Gifts and Home Decor and say hello to Diane. She has a beautiful store with unique and beautiful gifts. Live Graciously, Love Greatly!   Savannah Filmore is located at: 19257 Conifer Lane Council Bluffs, IA 51503 www.savannahfilmore.com

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Canon’s New ‘Virtual Camera’ Tech is Something Straight Out of Sci-Fi

by Michael Zhang @ PetaPixel

Intel isn’t the only one working on sci-fi-style virtual camera systems for things like sporting events. Canon just announced that it’s developing a new “Free Viewpoint” virtual camera system that will let you virtually move around inside a recorded event. When deployed at a sports stadium or arena, the technology would allow a “virtual camera” […]

ALERT: John Deere Just Issued MASSIVE Recall – Don’t Ride Your Tractor Until You Read This

ALERT: John Deere Just Issued MASSIVE Recall – Don’t Ride Your Tractor Until You Read This

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

ALERT – PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT John Deere, America’s most popular manufacturer of agricultural machinery, diesel engines, and tractors, has just issued a massive recall in response to their D105 model. Numerous lawn tractors have been found to have a transmission issue, which could pose a potential crash hazard. An estimated 25,000 units and 500 transmissions have ...

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Dove, please for the love of God, stop making videos and just make soap

Dove, please for the love of God, stop making videos and just make soap


The Daily Dot

Dove, please for the love of God, stop making videos and just make soap.

CRAZY VIDEO: Tucker Carlson Vs. A Witch Who Casts Spells on President Trump

CRAZY VIDEO: Tucker Carlson Vs. A Witch Who Casts Spells on President Trump

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

Fox News’ Tucker Carlson routinely interviews some of Washington’s biggest movers and shakers, but even he has to take a day off and interview a random crazy person. Thankfully, a California witch who claims to be casting “binding” spells on Donald Trump to keep him from enacting “mean policies” was available. On Tuesday night, Carlson ...

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Dove Speaks Out Against Retouching by Releasing an Anti-Photoshop Action

Dove Speaks Out Against Retouching by Releasing an Anti-Photoshop Action


PetaPixel

Skin care company Dove is speaking out on the issue of "fake beauty" being promoted in photographs through Photoshopping. Rather than address the issue dir

Charlottesville, Virginia Declares State Of Emergency As Twin Terror Groups BLM And The KKK Duke It Out

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

A state of emergency has been declared in Charlottesville, Virginia, amid clashes between “Unite the Right” white nationalists * Black Lives Matter groups.

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ANTIFA Forms New Philly Terror Cell And Calls For Stepped Up Violence Against Police ‘Our Enemies In Blue’

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

An armed ANTIFA group is launching a new cell in Philadelphia, with support from the “alt-left” alternative media, calling for new violence against police.

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EXPOSED: Thug Rapper Who ‘Lynched’ White Child in Music Video Has A Dark Past

EXPOSED: Thug Rapper Who ‘Lynched’ White Child in Music Video Has A Dark Past

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

The internet has been up in arms over a recent music video by rapper Jahseh Dwayne Onfroy, in which he depicts a young white boy being lynched in the name of “racial justice.” Recently, however, this thug’s gruesome past has emerged to haunt him. The prominent rapper, better known by his stage name “XXXTentacion,” has ...

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WWIII Fears Sparked As North Korea Fires Nuclear-Capable Missile From Pyongyang Into Japanese Air Space

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Japan issued a missile alert to mobile phones and on national television, notifying citizens that a missile may have been launched by North Korea.

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RED DAWN: Robert Mueller Sends Chilling Message To President Trump With FBI Raid On Manafort

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

FBI agents raided the Alexandria home of President Trump’s former campaign chairman Paul Manafort late last month to seize documents and other materials.

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SHOCK VIDEO: Elderly Teacher Brutally Beaten By Middle School Students

SHOCK VIDEO: Elderly Teacher Brutally Beaten By Middle School Students

by Renegade @ Silence is Consent

A shocking video showing students viciously hitting an elderly teacher has emerged from Floyd County, Georgia. Footage appears to depict the female teacher attempting to diffuse an argument between two middle schoolers, before they launch into a brutal assault, of which the defenseless woman is the primary recipient. School officials are attempting to cover up ...

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BOOM! North Korea Successfully Tests Nuclear Bomb As Showdown With Rogue State Draws Ever Closer

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

North Korea said it conducted a sixth and bigger nuclear test Sunday, stepping up pressure on President Donald Trump in this rapidly growing crisis.

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As Irma Threatens, Florida Hits The Panic Button With Massive Run On Food And Water Supplies

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Although Hurricane Irma is days away from potential impact, the current projected path shows it possibly hitting Florida as a Category 5 storm.

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Gerard Cosmetics: Animal Testing Policy & Correspondence

by Aly Laughlin @ Cruelty-Free Kitty

Gerard Cosmetics started out as a teeth whitening brand which has now expanded to makeup products built on that same premise including their teeth whitening lip glosses. There is a lot of talk of Gerard Cosmetics being “cruelty-free” on social media, but the official Gerard Cosmetics website does not include an animal testing policy, nor […]

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Dove's ridiculous new body wash bottles are the apotheosis of its "real beauty" campaigns

Dove's ridiculous new body wash bottles are the apotheosis of its "real beauty" campaigns


Quartz

All soap bottles—I mean, women—are beautiful as they are.

Liberal Hate Groups ANTIFA And Black Lives Matter Filmed Burning The American Flag At ‘Anti-Fascist’ Rally In Seattle

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Supporters of President Donald Trump and so-called ANTIFA “anti-fascists” clashed Sunday in Seattle, with the latter setting an American flag on fire.

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As Hurricane Irma Bears Down On U.S. A Massive 8.1 Earthquake Devastates Mexico Killing 35 People

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Devastation in Mexico as homes, schools and hospitals are flattened and 35 people are killed in country's biggest earthquake for a century

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List: Who I Am, In Order

by SAM WEINER @ McSweeney’s

Christian

Husband of Deborah, Father of Alicia

American

Firefighter

Bassist for Fairweather Johnson, the Syracuse Area’s Best Hootie & The Blowfish Cover Band

Estranged Husband of Deborah, Father to Alicia

Spiritual Seeker

Ex-Husband to Deborah, Practically a Stepfather to Alicia, Sworn Enemy of Duane

Unitarian

Screamer at Duane Outside the Library Where He Works

“Not the Man” Deborah Married, “A Loser” According to Alicia

Zoroastrian

Bassist for Hootie & The Clonefish, the Syracuse Area’s Third-Best Hootie & The Blowfish Cover Band

Guy With Weird Foot Thing That’ll Probably Go Away On Its Own

Cable TV Subscriber

Guy With Foot Thing That Is Definitely Getting Worse Since It Has a Smell Now

Hider In the Backseat of Duane’s Car, Giving Duane the Biggest Fucking Surprise of Duane’s Life

Duane Puncher

Duane Restraining Order Restrainee

Guy With Just One Foot

Opioid Addict

Loaner of $500 to Alicia to Pay for “Some Medical Stuff, Don’t Tell Duane” as If Duane is Jesus Christ Himself Back From Heaven, Too Holy
to Pay for His Stepdaughter’s Abortion

Cable TV Subscription Canceller

Hospital Patient Who Wonders, “How Could This Foot Thing Spread to a Second Foot When First Foot Isn’t Even There Anymore?”

Face Briefly Glimpsed Outside the Back Window of the Big, Nice House Duane Lives In With My Family

Arsonist

Police Custody Escapee

Spirit Airlines Passenger

Wheelchair-Bound Non-Permanent Resident of Ecuador

Bassist/Singer For Hooblie & The Fishtootblowsers, the Portoviejo Area’s Most Drug-Addled, One-Man Hootie & The Blowfish Cover Band

Husband of Pain, Father of His Own Destruction

Atheist

STROKE OF GENIUS: President Trump Authorizes Opening Of First-Ever American Military Base In Israel

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Israel and the U.S. inaugurated the first American military base on Israeli soil on Monday, which will serve soldiers operating a missile defense system.

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Patients Outraged After Hospital Bows To Muslim Demands And Begins This Islamic Practice

Patients Outraged After Hospital Bows To Muslim Demands And Begins This Islamic Practice

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

Creeping sharia is a very real threat, and it’s one that Americans have been concerned with for years. After watching radical Islamic terrorism spread all across Europe, many are wondering how far things will go. Unfortunately, it seems that after a hospital just caved to sharia law, the Islamification of Western Civilization is farther along ...

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People are trolling Dove on Twitter for releasing new soap bottles for different body types

People are trolling Dove on Twitter for releasing new soap bottles for different body types


Business Insider

The company was hoping to help "spread beauty confidence," and instead they sparked a meme.

Black Lives Matter Criminals Attack The Police In St. Louis And Attempt To Shut Down Local Shopping Mall

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Black Lives Matter protests spilled over into Saturday after Jason Stockley, a former St. Louis police officer was acquitted of first-degree murder charges.

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ALERT! California Democrats Find New Way to Endanger Public Welfare

ALERT! California Democrats Find New Way to Endanger Public Welfare

by Susan MacKenzie @ Silence is Consent

It seems that Governor Jerry Brown and his liberal pals in the state legislature want to create a public health crisis in California.  Their current priority is to protect people with HIV or AIDS who donate blood without telling anyone they’re infected. Once again, California Democrats declare all-out war against the public welfare.  First, they ...

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iPhone 8 Plus Has the Best Smartphone Camera Ever, DxOMark Says

by Michael Zhang @ PetaPixel

The new iPhone 8 Plus has the best smartphone camera ever. That’s the conclusion DxOMark came to after the camera testing lab went hands-on with the new Apple smartphone. With a record score of 94, it’s now the clear leader in the market. “The Apple iPhone 8 Plus has a main camera system truly worthy […]

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by COLIN NISSAN @ McSweeney’s

Originally published October 20, 2009.

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I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is — fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.

I may even throw some multi-colored leaves into the mix, all haphazard like a crisp October breeze just blew through and fucked that shit up. Then I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?” And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”

Carving orange pumpkins sounds like a pretty fitting way to ring in the season. You know what else does? Performing an all-gourd reenactment of an episode of Diff’rent Strokes — specifically the one when Arnold and Dudley experience a disturbing brush with sexual molestation. Well, this shit just got real, didn’t it? Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they’re both extremely fucking real. Sorry if that’s upsetting, but I’m not doing you any favors by shielding you from this anymore.

The next thing I’m going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I’m going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers.

Have you ever been in an Italian deli with salamis hanging from their ceiling? Well then you’re going to fucking love my house. Just look where you’re walking or you’ll get KO’d by the gauntlet of misshapen, zucchini-descendant bastards swinging from above. And when you do, you’re going to hear a very loud, very stereotypical Italian laugh coming from me. Consider yourself warned.

For now, all I plan to do is to throw on a flannel shirt, some tattered overalls, and a floppy fucking hat and stand in the middle of a cornfield for a few days. The first crow that tries to land on me is going to get his avian ass bitch-slapped all the way back to summer.

Welcome to autumn, fuckheads!

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BLINK: Kim Jong-Un Cancels Missile Attack On Guam As James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis Warns U.S. Will Shoot It Down

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Defense Secretary James Mattis said Monday that if North Korea launches a missile in the direction of Guam, U.S. armed forces 'will take it out.'

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Goat Milk Soap Works Wonders!

by @ Alabu Skin Care: Latest News

Goat milk contains over 50 nutrients, acids, minerals and enzymes that work to nourish and revitalize dehydrated skin. It is the only milk that contains capric capryllic triglyceride. Because goat milk soap has a pH level similar to human skin it benefits the skin by protecting skin from bacterial and chemical invasions.

Morgan Freeman Reveals Foolproof Way To Eliminate Racism In America, But Alt-Left Liberals Are Gonna Hate It

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Racism in America is not only alive and well, for Liberals it's big business. If the Alt-Left didn't play the race card, they would have no cards at all.

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3 Dead And Over 1 Million Lose Power As Hurricane Irma Hits Florida Keys With ‘Most Catastrophic Storm’ In State History

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Florida has been hit by the 'most catastrophic storm' it has ever seen, with Hurricane Irma bringing tornadoes, a 15 ft sea surge and 130 mph winds.

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The MSNBC Lawrence O’Donnell Tirade Proves He’s the Jerk We All Thought He Was (VIDEO)

The MSNBC Lawrence O’Donnell Tirade Proves He’s the Jerk We All Thought He Was (VIDEO)

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

Editor’s Note: This article and video includes language that is not safe for work. They say adversity shows one’s true colors, and that appears to be the case with MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell, after Mediaite released a video showing O’Donnell berating his staff and co-workers after experiencing technical difficulties. The video (included below), which lasts over ...

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As Hurricane Irma Approaches, Funding Raising Efforts For NTEB Recording Studio Nearing 50% Complete

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Right now, the Now The End Begins and Mudflower Media studios are in the direct path of Hurricane Irma as she barrels northwest at over 155 MPH.

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Trump Administration Orders Military-Grade Weaponry To Be Given To Local Police Forces Across America

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Jeff Sessions formally announced that the Trump administration will restart giving surplus military weapons and equipment to state and local police forces.

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10 Years After Dove's 'Real Beauty' Campaign, More Brands Fight for Real Women

10 Years After Dove's 'Real Beauty' Campaign, More Brands Fight for Real Women


TakePart

It's been 10 years since Dove launched its “Campaign for Real Beauty”—a stark series of ads that were radical and simple in equal measure—featuring lovely, normal-sized women who didn’t need Photoshop to look radiant. The ads, which ran in 2004 and 2005, lacked any screed about the pressures that come with being a woman in a visual culture that’s awash in creatively lit, digitally manipulated images of dangerously thin models. The folks behind the campaign simply let us feel our own shock at seeing women with normal curves and natural faces being celebrated for their beauty in a national advertisement. Dove didn't stop there. The soap maker added rocket fuel to the conversation in 2006, when its time-lapse "Evolution" video went viral. The movement to expose marketers' use of trickery to convince us that we're failing if we don't have flawless skin and breathtaking bodies was here to stay. Significant progress has been made since Dove's campaign: The American public, the blogosphere, and the Twitterverse now routinely call out magazine publishers and marketers for digitally altering images of girls and women to shrink their bodies, smooth their faces, and otherwise morph them to fit an unrealistic, narrow ideal of beauty. The pace is quickening. In just the past few months, there's been even more progress and a few moments that drove the dialogue forward. 1. The more bare skin a campaign flaunts, the more Photoshop it typically gets. But American Eagle says its new campaign for the Aerie line of lingerie will not use any altered images of models. Instead, “real” girls and women can upload unretouched photos of themselves to a photo gallery. Sure, it’s pretty screwed up that selling underwear using real photos of gorgeous, skinny young girls (instead of digitally improved gorgeous, skinny young girls) is seen as groundbreaking. But moving away from the idealized versions of women who don't exist is a footstep Dove took, and the clothier is now following its lead. “It’s great that we’re beginning to break that down,” said Heather Arnet, executive director of the Women & Girls Foundation, of the fakeries that line the glossies. 2. Forever Yours Lingerie didn't stop working with model Elly Mayday when she was diagnosed with ovarian cancer last year. It featured beautiful shots of her with surgical scars unhidden and no wig or digital fakery to hide the baldness that resulted from her cancer treatment. Rather than looking like something’s missing, Mayday’s baldness comes across as strong and sexy. It’s empowering for the rest of us to see a woman outside the beauty mold we’ve been sold for so long—and to find ourselves aspiring to emulate her sexy confidence and appeal. (Forever Yours also gets points for raising money toward Mayday’s medical expenses.) 3. A new time-lapse video released by Hungarian pop star Boggie shows her singing a pop song called “Nouveau Parfum” while being Photoshopped, a fresh take on Dove's "Evolution" that's amplified by the resigned expression on her face. As the song unfolds, pieces of her disappear and are overwritten: Boggie’s eyes, like everyone else’s, aren’t exactly symmetrical. So one is deleted, then replaced by an exact copy of the other. Not a single square inch of her face or hair is left untouched. 4. Earlier last month during the Golden Globes, actor Diane Keaton took the stage to honor Woody Allen, her tousled hair and menswear-chic outfit reminding us of the trend she set when Annie Hall hit theaters in 1977. It was also clear on high-definition screens across America that at 68, she's got (oh, the horror!) lots of lines on her gorgeous face. When her speech ended, the network cut to a commercial break featuring Keaton selling L'Oréal cosmetics without a line on her digitally enhanced face, seemingly sporting the skin of a 25-year-old. Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook quickly lit up with scorn. That social media response is valuable, Arnet says, because younger women and girls are active on Instagram and Twitter and are participating in those conversations. 5. Former Cosmopolitan editor Leah Hardy drew attention for admitting that during her tenure the magazine routinely Photoshopped out the protruding bones of super skinny models to keep readers from seeing how emaciated the models really were. Since that admission surfaced, before-and-after comparisons of bone-thin models and their healthier-looking altered images have been popping up around the Web. Apparently the world’s top fashion magazines, despite the huge budgets at their disposal, cannot find a single woman on the planet who isn’t either too thin or too fat for their liking. It’s further reinforcement of the conclusion we’d love to share with every tween girl who’s just beginning to notice her appearance: The elusive “perfection” that every cosmetic company and clothing retailer is trying to sell you does not exist. 6. Mindy Kaling might not have minded, but many other people did: When Elle magazine published covers for its February 2014 issue featuring Kaling, readers and pundits immediately questioned why Kaling's cover was a black-and-white close-up rather than the full-color, full-body shots of the other (skinnier and more "conventionally" beautiful) actors. That's the key: We've begun to make a habit of questioning how women are depicted and what tools are being used to change or edit their appearance for public consumption. Yes, the visual landscape is still awash with altered images, surgically altered models, and the pressure to be thinner, younger, and closer to the narrow beauty ideal that so much marketing pushes on us. Marketers aren’t going to stop selling us

President Trump’s Approval Rating Is Up After Reaching Across The Aisle

President Trump’s Approval Rating Is Up After Reaching Across The Aisle

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

President Donald Trump’s approval numbers are going up, keyed by his recent efforts to work with Democrats to come up with bipartisan solutions. According to a new NBC/Wall Street Journal poll released today, President Trump’s approval rating is up three points from last month. Trump’s recent work with congressional Democrats, his decision to end President ...

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Dove Soap Father's Day Ad Features Two Gay Dads Kissing • Now The End Begins

Dove Soap Father's Day Ad Features Two Gay Dads Kissing • Now The End Begins


Now The End Begins

Dove soap company released an uplifting Father’s Day ad on Monday that shows two gay dads kissing and rocking an infant to sleep.

Shea Body Butter Heals Dry Skin And Hair

by @ Alabu Skin Care: Latest News

Shea body butter works wonders on cracked heels and elbows. It's soothing effects will transform the dry areas of your skin including dry cuticles. It also works to condition and protect your hair from dryness and free radicals that wonder in the air. Only a small amount is needed when applying it to the hair.

15% Off – Friends & Family Home Group Coupon

by cash3p @ 18th Street Soap Company

With a Friends and Family Home Group Coupon, get 15% off your online order and FREE delivery in the Omaha Metro/Council Bluffs area. Free delivery is provided by Friends & Family Home Group, Better Homes & Gardens, The Good Life Group. The Friends and Family Coupon will run through the end of … Read More

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BREAKING: North Korea Threatens to Test Hydrogen Bomb in Pacific – Trump Responds Through Twitter

BREAKING: North Korea Threatens to Test Hydrogen Bomb in Pacific – Trump Responds Through Twitter

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

North Korea has just announced that they will be testing a hydrogen bomb in the Pacific Ocean, much to the concern of foreign officials. China, South Korea, Japan, and even the UN have already asked the rogue nation to stop escalating violence—but it seems that Kim Jong Un is intent on further destabilizing the globe. ...

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Liberals Freak Out As President Trump Speech At UN General Assembly Slams North Korea, Iran And Socialism

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

President Donald Trump addressed the United Nations General Assembly for the first time on Tuesday, and all the Liberals in Alt-Left Land melted right away.

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Chemicals in Skin Care Products, Natural Skin Care Products

by @ Alabu Skin Care: Latest News

There are many harmful and toxic chemicals like mercury, alcohol and ammonium laureth sulfate that make it into skin care products even though the FDA regulates the industry. These sorts of toxins are absorbed into your skin and are not easy to get rid of. This is a great reason why natural skin care products should always be used. Avoid using harmful ingredients that are found in regular skincare products and your skin will have less redness, irritation, breakouts and allergic reactions.

CRAZY CAT: Looney Liberals Now Say That Americans Must Give Up Their Pets In Order To Stop Global Warming

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

When it comes to global warming, Fido and Fluffy are part of the problem, a new study by UCLA indicates. Get ready for the climate police to get your pets.

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Turn Off Any NFL Football Game Where Any Player Of Any Color Sits During The National Anthem

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

The consensus was that the NFL kickoff game last night was the favored New England Patriots to lose – and lose the champions did to the Kansas City Chiefs.

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Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal

by ANDREW PAUL @ McSweeney’s

Good morning and yom tov, fellow Jewish blood brethren! On behalf of all of us here on the Supreme Council, I’d like to welcome each and every one of you to 5778’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave. It’s been quite the year for string-pulling, shadow financing — hell, just for general machinations overall — and I want to first thank you all for really putting in the extra work in kicking off what I think will be our greatest Western Cultural Purge to date. I mean this from the bottom of my heart: we couldn’t have done this without your tireless scheming.

In terms of public outreach, I think our Hate Crime Hoax Unit did a particularly bang-up job. According to the forged data they supplied to the media and other outlets, anti-Semitic “occurrences” have soared across the board. In New York City, we convinced the NYPD of a 110% increase in reported incidents within the first two months of the gentiles’ 2017 alone! Great work, guys. This has done a fantastic job of really throwing the general public off our trail while we further our conquest of American society. I hear that many of them actually think this is some of the highest levels of anti-Jewish sentiment since before 1933’s Great Hoax! Incredible work.

On a bigger level, the Shadow Government really knocked it out of the park with this sham White House administration. I know a lot of you raised an eyebrow when we chose people like Steve Bannon and Sebastian Gorka, but I want to shine a spotlight on them there at the back table. Steve, Sebastian — please take a stand. No, no, you earned it. These two mole operatives spent years supposedly advancing white identitarian ideals and nationalist jingoism to the forefront of America’s dialogue, further ensuring that the goyim are distracted with bigoted fervor while the Shadow Government puts the finishing touches on replacing all of Congress with our recently-acquired shapeshifting reptilian slave army. I know of few people more devoted to the cause of Jewish domination — Gorka even spent time with an obscure Hungarian Nazi-sympathizing political party, going so far as to walk around wearing one of their medals! That’s method acting that some of our Hollywood brothers and sisters still struggle to achieve. Great job, you two. You’ve more than earned your condos on our Moon Base.

As for social media infiltration, well, I think that speaks for itself. While everyone is in a titter about Acolyte Mark Zuckerberg potentially running for “President,” Facebook’s ad targeting has allowed us to "market specifically to “Jew Haters.” Our enemy database is now that much more thorough in time for the Reckoning. Also, I’d be remiss in not admitting that PewDiePie’s success has gone far beyond what I thought possible. I know I was initially on the fence about employing an Aryan traitor as YouTube’s biggest star, but man, did he pull out all the stops with those Nazi jokes. On top of that, those subtle jabs at our Media Division by saying that we were “out to get him?” Genius, pure and simple. He’ll be spared sacrifice at the Reckoning, for sure. Goes to show that even the Chief Elder Rabbi is wrong sometimes!

I know that sometimes, at first glance, these all might not seem like the most straightforward approaches to overthrowing capitalism. Heck, some of our choices might sound plain counter-intuitive, bordering on nonsensical. But that, my brothers and sisters, is the key to our success after all these generations. Dizzying plots and logistically inconceivable feats of conniving are our matzoh and butter, people! And, if I may be so bold, I predict that 5778 will be the year it all falls into place for us. Now, let’s top off our goblets of Christian babies’ blood and raise a toast to this past year and all its successes. Praised be to Mammon!

How to Cite Criticisms of Your Professors Using the MLA Handbook, Eighth Edition

by MOLLY COLLINS @ McSweeney’s

A page on a website on which you comment that your professor takes off points for no reason and omit that you never asked the professor to explain the point deduction:

“Student Ratings.”Rate My Professors,26 Aug. 2017,

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.

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An email in which you claim that you were unaware that there was a homework assignment and express you urgent need to be pardoned:

Smith, Joe. “I Didn’t Bother to Include a Subject Line.” Received by

Professor, 28 Aug. 2017.

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A tweet you sent out during a group discussion on symbolism:

@IHATEENGLISHCLASS. “This shit is stupid.”Twitter,29 Aug. 2017,

1:58 p.m., twitter.com/IHATEENGLISHCLASS/status.

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A lecture on misplaced modifiers that your professor went on and on and on about even though you got the point an hour ago:

At the Front of the Room, Lady. “Something about Commas.”

Stupid English Class, 30 Aug. 2017, Classroom Where I Also Have

Math. Pointless Class.

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A cell phone photograph of the PowerPoint slide on misplaced modifiers that’ll have to do because that bitch won’t post the notes online:

At the Front of the Room, Bitch.Something Else About Commas.2017, cell

phone photograph, Joe’s iPhone.

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A book by a single author that you didn’t buy because that bitch didn’t tell you the course syllabus you left behind in the classroom on the first day stated that it was mandatory to buy the book:

Shit Out of Luck, I Am.I’m Going to Have to Retake this Class Online Over

the Summer.Course Policies, 2017.

UH-OH: Global Temperatures Cooler Now Than When Al Gore Won Nobel Prize For Global Warming Powerpoint Presentation

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

An inconvenient truth: Global temps were warmer when Al Gore won the 2007 Nobel Prize than today, even after the 2015/16 super El Nino.

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Today May be The Pretribulation Rapture But The Solar Eclipse Does Not Fulfill Any Known Bible Prophecy

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

The Pretribulation Rapture of the Church could absolutely happen today, but if it did it would not be connected to the solar eclipse according to the Bible.

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Elle Fashion Magazine Publishes Shock Video Of 8-Year Old Drag Queen Named Lactatia

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

On Friday, the global fashion magazine Elle published a video featuring an 8-year-old boy named Nemis dressing up as a drag queen named Lactatia.

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President Trump In New York At United Nations Slams Globalist Group For Squandering Money, Calls For Reform

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

President Trump used his inaugural address at the United Nations on Monday to criticize the globalist world body for not living up to its “potential”.

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Apple’s New iPhone X With FaceID Takes Giant Step Closer To A Mark Of The Beast Surveillance System

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Apple's new smartphone, iPhone X, uses a recognition system called FaceID to unlock your device and authorize payments. Leading to the Mark Of The Beast?

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Reviewing Stila’s Infamous “Kitten” Highlighter (With Comparison Swatches)

by Aly Laughlin @ Cruelty-Free Kitty

I’ve always wanted to try the ever popular Stila Heaven’s Hue Highlighter in the shade “Kitten”, and I am so happy to be able to try it now that Stila is officially cruelty-free. Plus, its formula contains no animal ingredients and is therefore vegan-friendly! Hooray! At A Glance Brand: Stila Animal Testing Policy: Cruelty-Free, PETA-Certified […]

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Digital Billboards Will Record Make And Model Of Your Car To Deliver Personalized Ads As You Drive Past

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Roadside cameras will read license plates and computers will make snap judgments based on home address, age, race and income level through the billboards.

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Bend Soap Company

Customers have a lot of good things to say about Bend Soap! Take a look at their testimonials, then give us a try for yourself!

Here’s Every NFL Player Who’s Protested The National Anthem – UPDATED 9/22/2017

Here’s Every NFL Player Who’s Protested The National Anthem – UPDATED 9/22/2017

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

Over the past several decades, we’ve seen anti-American sentiment grow, but unfortunately it seems to be at a mainstream level now. Even sports celebrities have begun to express this vile sentiment by protesting the national anthem. It started off with Colin Kaepernick, who became the poster boy for this activity, but it’s since grown into ...

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Dove Soap [Type*] Fragrance Oil

Dove Soap [Type*] Fragrance Oil


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Dove Soap [Type*] Fragrance Oil

Set Me Free Project – Comedy For Change

by cash3p @ 18th Street Soap Company

Set Me Free Project’s Comedy For Change A night of comedy, fun, and food to benefit Set Me Free Project and help protect our youth from ever seeing the dark of sex trafficking! Silent and Live Auction – Raffle (18th Street Soap Gift Basket) – Dinner and Cocktails Thursday, March 2 6:00 … Read More

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UNETHICAL: PETA Fined $50,000 After First Stealing Then Executing A 9-Year Old Girl’s Pet Chihuahua ‘Maya’

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

PETA, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has apologized and paid a family almost $49,000 after killing a little girl's pet chihuahua.

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Kim Jong-Un Says He’ll Blow Up Guam As Trump Vows Pre-Emptive ‘Fire And Fury’ On North Korea

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

U.S. President Donald Trump told North Korea that any and all threats to the United States would be met with "fire and fury".

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Michelle Obama Attacks Trump, Says His White House is ‘Led by Fear’

Michelle Obama Attacks Trump, Says His White House is ‘Led by Fear’

by Mari Dean @ Silence is Consent

In a speech Thursday, former First Lady Michelle Obama said President Donald Trump’s White House is “led by fear.” Do you ever have that moment when you’re not sure whether to bust a gut laughing or to reach out and slap someone? Michelle Obama says her husband’s administration was built on hope. I guess in ...

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SIN CITY: Nevada Set To Become First State To Allow Marijuana Lounges For Stoners To Get High

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Nevada could become the first state to allow users of recreational marijuana to light up in clubs and lounges, a state legal body said this week.

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DOVE features trans parent in 'real moms' soap commercial - The American Mirror

DOVE features trans parent in 'real moms' soap commercial - The American Mirror


The American Mirror

Soap company Dove has punched its ticket for a seat on the social justice train. The corporation has released a new ad for baby wash titled “Real Moms,” and tells the story of several mothers it says are “redefining” what it means to be a female parent. Included among the “real moms” is a man …

Goat Milk Soap Closest PH Level To Our Skin

by @ Alabu Skin Care: Latest News

Goat’s milk has the closest PH level to our skin. It is full of essential nutrients and vitamins like vitamin C, B1, B6, B12, and E. It helps protect our skin from invading bacteria and chemicals, can reduce skin inflammation, and soothes dry and damaged skin.

Democrats Rethinking Association With ANTIFA As Group Is Turning The Progressive Left Into A Terrorist Organization

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Of the dozens of organizations that turned out for Sunday’s mass protest against racism here, one group, ANTIFA, was impossible to miss.

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Tesla Founder Elon Musk Launches Neuralink Corp To Create Technology Merging Human Brain With A Computer

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Neuralink Corp., has taken steps to sell as much as $100 million in stock to fund the development of technology that connects human brains with computers.

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DESTROYED: 3.5 Million In Dark As Maria Takes Out All Power And Running Water From Entire Island Of Puerto Rico

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Hurricane Maria is likely to have "destroyed" Puerto Rico, the island's emergency director said Wednesday after the monster storm smashed this week.

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BREAKING: 3 Liberal Lawmakers ARRESTED After What They Were Caught Doing Outside Trump Tower

BREAKING: 3 Liberal Lawmakers ARRESTED After What They Were Caught Doing Outside Trump Tower

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

The liberal politicians in this country have been dead set on destroying Trump’s presidency ever since day one. It should come as no surprise then, that three left-wing politicians were just arrested after what sick and twisted thing they were just caught doing outside of Trump Tower. The Democrats in this country don’t care one ...

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WATCH: Trump Gives “Greatest Speech Ever” to United Nations – Full Video and Transcript

WATCH: Trump Gives “Greatest Speech Ever” to United Nations – Full Video and Transcript

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

In one of President Trump’s boldest moves to date, he recently called upon the United Nations to help combat the threats of the Iranian government, ISIS, and North Korea. He called the rogue Kim Jong Un a “rocket man…on a suicide mission for himself,” whilst pointing out that the USA, if necessary, will “totally destroy ...

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FurEver Home Dog Rescue – Annual Garage Sale, Fremont NE

by cash3p @ 18th Street Soap Company

FurEver Home Dog Rescue in Fremont Nebraska is holding their 2nd Annual Garage Sale on Saturday, June 10, 9am-12pm. The Garage Sale will be held at: 1045 N William Ave in Fremont. FurEver Home in Fremont, Nebraska works to rescue stray and abandoned dogs, and dogs that are in danger of being … Read More

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Begging for More Attention, Crooked Hillary SLAMS President Trump to Stephen Colbert (VIDEO)

Begging for More Attention, Crooked Hillary SLAMS President Trump to Stephen Colbert (VIDEO)

by Susan MacKenzie @ Silence is Consent

In an interview with late night host Stephen Colbert, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who did NOTHING as North Korea developed their nuclear capabilities, tried to give President Trump some foreign policy advice. Colbert, whose epically horrendous Emmy performance on Sunday sent ratings into the basement, stood arm in arm with the twice-failed presidential ...

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The Internet Explodes As It’s Discovered Hillary Clinton Making Plans To Reinvent Herself As A Methodist Preacher

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Hillary Clinton is reportedly looking at turning to a more publicly religious role. Her pastor is saying she wants to get into preaching.

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WATCH: Thug Breaks Into Family’s Home While They’re On Vacation – But Someone Was Waiting For Him (Video)

WATCH: Thug Breaks Into Family’s Home While They’re On Vacation – But Someone Was Waiting For Him (Video)

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

WARNING: the following story contains images of blood splatter that some may consider graphic. A Virginia family recently got back from vacation, expecting their house to be in the same shape that they left it—unfortunately for them, however, it seems that someone decided to pay their home a visit while they were gone. They arrived ...

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Ellen Attacks Trump: ‘I Don’t Want to Give Him a Platform,’ But Forgets Nobody Watches Her Anymore (VIDEO)

Ellen Attacks Trump: ‘I Don’t Want to Give Him a Platform,’ But Forgets Nobody Watches Her Anymore (VIDEO)

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

Ellen DeGeneres, host of The Ellen Show, recently lambasted President Donald J. Trump, saying that he’s a threat to gay people. Apparently however, she forgot that her show hasn’t been relevant since 2008. With our liberal mainstream culture nowadays, it’s all the rage to attack Donald Trump and anyone else who doesn’t tow the politically ...

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DOVE SOAP BAR PINK 100gr - b2bsupply.co

DOVE SOAP BAR PINK 100gr - b2bsupply.co


b2bsupply.co

DOVE SOAP BAR PINK 100gDove helps your skin retain its natural moisture, bringing out its naturalsoftness and true beauty. Our 1/4 moisturizing lotion improves the condition of your skin, leaving it feeling softer and smoother than with ordinary soap. No cleansing brand is recommended by more dermatologists.

JUDGMENT DAY? Massive Solar Flares Erupt As Largest Recorded Hurricane Irma In Atlantic Roars Towards U.S.

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Mass evacuation as Hurricane Irma makes landfall in the Caribbean with 185 mph winds after swelling to the size of FRANCE as Red Cross braces.

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Virtual Chatbots Set To Give End-Of-Life Spiritual And Emotional Guidance To The Terminally Ill

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Chatbots that help people have conversations about their funeral plans, wills and spiritual matters is set to be trialled in Boston over the next two years.

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Psychotic Woman GOES OFF on PTSD Veteran With a Service Dog, But Strangers Had His Back (VIDEO)

Psychotic Woman GOES OFF on PTSD Veteran With a Service Dog, But Strangers Had His Back (VIDEO)

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

In our society, we have givers and takers. Some people work hard their entire lives, and create thousands of jobs for hard working Americans—others blame everyone else for their own problems, and leech off of the system. This lady is the latter. This shocking video reveals a completely insane black woman screaming at a veteran ...

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The 8 Best Foundations for Sensitive Skin (Cruelty-Free Options)

by Aly Laughlin @ Cruelty-Free Kitty

As someone who almost never uses foundation because of how sensitive my skin is, I can completely relate to the struggle of finding a good foundation for sensitive skin. If I use the wrong product, my face can literally break out in hives! But in the name of science, I’ve tried out many foundations over […]

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Arizona Police Staffed At Maximum Levels After Violent Threats By Alt-Left To Disrupt Trump Rally Tonight

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

The big question is whether there will be more supporters of Trump inside the Phoenix Convention Center, which holds 29,000, or alt-left protestors outside.

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4 Ways Prophet Changed My Career

by Jill Steele @ Prophet Thinking

What’s it like to work at Prophet? There’s plenty of opportunity to be a part of the firm’s growth & grow personally. Take it from someone who’s been around to experience it.

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List: 5 Reasons Treadmill Desks Are the Next Big Thing

by ELI BURNSTEIN @ McSweeney’s

1. If sitting is the new smoking, you nine-to-fivers are suckin’ em back like there’s no tomorrow. Studies show that long periods of seated inactivity have been linked to obesity, type 2 diabetes, and even early death. So get out of those chairs and on to those treadmills — it’s easier than you think!1

2. “What about standing desks?” No way, jose! The results are in: standing is bad for you too. So unless you want lkp;ower back pain, don’t just stand up while typing—follow my lead and start mp0opving your body!

3. Walking burns calorieaaaaaaaaaca, so why wait to hit the gym when you can do it while firing off a few emails? Kill two birds with one stpne!

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5, Last but not lea , aa walking improves job satisfaction. So fire up that computer, hop on that treadmill, and start doing the finest work of your careeeeq3!r

Fed Up With Useless, Do-Nothing Republicans, Trump Finds Success In New Alliances With Democrat Leaders

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Frustrated by the failure of GOP majorities in both chambers to pass his agenda, President Trump followed through on threats to work with Democrats.

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Mothers criticise Baby Dove adverts

Mothers criticise Baby Dove adverts


BBC News

Dozens complain to the watchdog about the campaign which some say is against breastfeeding in public.

TRAITOR: Trump’s National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster Revealed To Be George Soros Plant From Obama Era

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

White House National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster served at a UK-based think tank financed by a controversial, George Soros-funded group.

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Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit  of Your Time

Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time


McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Hi there, hi, excuse me, sir? Could I interest you in trying a sample of Dove’s new line of men’s body wash?I know, I know you’re busy. What do yo...

Fake News Media Drops Phony Russia Collusion Story And Starts On Trump ‘Mental Illness’ Narrative

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

When Republican Sen. Bob Corker said last week  that President Trump hasn’t “been able to demonstrate the stability” needed for success and recommended he “move way beyond himself,” it was news mostly because Corker has been one of Trump’s key supporters in Congress. EDITOR’S NOTE: You’ve got to hand it to the fake news media, they may be frauds but boy, they never quit. After beating the drums on the phony Russia Collusion story, which had no basis in fact or reality, they have now simply abandoned it and started on the phony ‘Trump is ‘mentally ill’ narrative. So pop some corn and get ready for at least a full year of an endless array of “experts” trotted out in every news cycle, […]

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Pope Francis Now Says Rights For Muslim Migrants More Important Than A Country’s National Security

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Pope Francis demanded governments welcome, protect, promote and integrate migrants, said Jesus’ message of love is rooted in welcoming “rejected strangers.”

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Dickies Commissioned a Photographer to Shoot with an 8×10 Camera

by Will Nicholls @ PetaPixel

The clothing brand Dickies wanted to celebrate its 50th anniversary of their signature pair of trousers, so they commissioned George Muncey to take a series of portraits on his 8×10 large format camera. In this 9-minute video, Muncey shows the background to the shoot and how it worked when shooting with this unique camera. For […]

No, But Seriously, Dove Soap Is Bad

No, But Seriously, Dove Soap Is Bad


The Concourse

So yesterday, BuzzFeed's editors, in a super duper blatant breach of the tenets of their Editorial Standards And Ethics Guide, deleted a post in which staff writer Arabelle Sicardi criticized toiletries brand Dove for its sleazy, exploitative advertising. Dove, you see, is owned by Unilever—the multinational consumer goods behemoth last seen being an oversensitive penis over the definition of mayonnaise—which happens to be one of BuzzFeed's major advertising partners.

GAME TIME: President Trump Says American Military Is ‘Locked And Loaded’ And Ready To Address North Korea Threat

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

U.S. President Donald Trump issued another warning to North Korea on Friday with a reference to American weapons as being "locked and loaded."

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Three Democratic Congressmen Decided To Protest Trump – Now They’re In Jail

Three Democratic Congressmen Decided To Protest Trump – Now They’re In Jail

by Mari Dean @ Silence is Consent

Our lawmakers have now become the lawbreakers. In leading a protest at Trump Tower against President Trump ending the DACA program, three Congressmen decided being arrested was the goal before the protest even began. Raul Grijalva (D-AZ), Luis Gutierrez, (D-IL), and Adriano Espaillat, (D-NY), all members of the U.S. House of Representatives, were arrested Tuesday ...

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Dove

Dove


Hindustan Unilever Limited website

Dove grew from a moisturising Beauty Bar into a global brand with a range of products: body washes, hand and body lotions, facial cleansers, deodorants, shampoos, conditioners and hair styling.

Don’t Shame Me for Not Vaccinating My Labradoodle

by JOHN LONG @ McSweeney’s

First of all, let me make something crystal clear: I’m not an “anti-vaxxer.” I’m an educated, concerned citizen who loves my companion animal and is just asking questions. And the most important question I’m asking is: why should I risk my sweet Labradoodle Lucy developing autism to prevent her from getting a practically extinct disease like rabies?

Before you say something like, “Don’t be stupid, rabies are terrible!” — let me stop you right there. I’m not ignorant — I’ve done the research. I know that rabies, in certain cases, can be serious. But the fact is, almost no dogs get rabies these days. It’s incredibly rare! That’s why pet vaccines, which aren’t 100% reliable and are known to cause a myriad of health problems, should be a matter of choice.

What happened to personal choice? Our grandparents weren’t required by law to inject their animals with chemicals and preservatives — yet their dogs and cats lived long, happy lives. It’s true the occasional stray would come down with a case of rabies and, within a few days, transform into a snarling, deranged predator, indiscriminately attacking everything in its path from horses to small children. And sure, that rabid dog might eventually have to be hunted down by a posse organized by the town and shot several times before eventually dropping like a stone, still foaming at the mouth, jaws frozen wide open in a macabre grin — even in death. But that almost never happened!

So the question for responsible dog and cat guardians like me becomes: why risk the dangers posed by vaccines just to prevent the incredibly unlikely scenario in which my Lucy goes on a rabid rampage?

What dangers, you ask? Dogs can’t get autism, you say. Well, how do you know that? There simply haven’t been enough studies on canine autism, mostly because the pharmaceutical companies, pet food companies, the American Veterinary Association and the universities they fund — don’t want them to happen. But I saw up close how devastating canine autism can be when I decided to vaccinate my last dog, Cooper.

When I brought Cooper home from the vet after he had his vaccines, he was never the same again. Before, he was playful, energetic, and would hump practically everything in my apartment but his food dish. Afterwards, he was listless and rarely barked — he’d lost his spark. The fact that I observed this marked change in behavior after he got his vaccines is irrefutable proof that vaccines are harmful. End of story.

Of course, my Western medicine-trained veterinarian tried to tell me, condescendingly, that Cooper’s personality changes were the result of his neutering. But after googling it, I’ve come to believe it was due to the fact that he got both the distemper and Lyme disease vaccines at the same time. Why can’t they space those out? And for that matter, how bad can distemper really be?

But here’s the point. I don’t think I should be discriminated against and shamed for making the choice not to vaccinate Lucy for every disease under the sun. It’s not fair that I can’t find a doggie daycare that will accept my healthy, homeopathically-treated girl — because I know what’s best for my dog. And believe me, I know for a fact she has absolutely zero chance of getting paroviris, hepatitis, canine adenovirus-2, parainfluenza, bordetella, leptospirosis, coronavirus, Lyme disease, or measles.

The good news is, I’m not alone. I’ve found a group of like-minded, concerned liberal arts majors who are skeptical of the profit motives of the companies that manufacture canine vaccines — and we’re banning together. We’ve formed our own Vaccine-Free Companion Animal Co-Op. And it’s working! Last week, when one of the dogs came down with kennel cough, we put them all together in the same room, just like our grandmothers did — to allow their natural immune systems to heal them.

At the moment, my Lucy can’t stop coughing, has a fever, is vomiting — and won’t eat or drink. But I can sleep at night knowing she’s free from all those unnatural drugs pumping through her veins. She’ll recover in a few days, unless she develops secondary bacterial pneumonia, which can be fatal. But that almost never happens.

READY TO RUMBLE: North Korea Has Successfully Created A Mini Nuclear Warhead And Says U.S. Is The Target

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

North Korea has successfully produced a miniaturized nuclear warhead, crossing a key threshold on the path to becoming a full-fledged nuclear power.

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Music Teacher Pulled From Classroom For Giving Sixth Graders Homework Featuring Obscene Rap Lyrics

Music Teacher Pulled From Classroom For Giving Sixth Graders Homework Featuring Obscene Rap Lyrics

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

A middle school music teacher has been placed on leave after she gave out obscene rap lyrics to sixth grade students as part of a homework assignment. The teacher, Bonnecia Williams, has been placed on leave from Mary McLeod Bethune Middle School in Decatur, Georgia following the incident. The incident came to light after a ...

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5 Ways to Change the Color of Anything in Photoshop

by Jayphen Simpson @ PetaPixel

Changing the color of an object using Photoshop is a typical use case for the software, and there are many ways to do it. This 20-minute video from Nathaniel Dodson of tutvid that examines 5 separate ways to re-color or add color to objects. The first tool you may reach for is the Hue/Saturation adjustment layer, […]

Hubble, The Dog Behind The Soap

by cash3p @ 18th Street Soap Company

Named after Hubble’s Law, Hubble the Dog expanded, like the universe, into every aspect of our lives. A goofy, crossbreed Lab, Hubble is known around Lincoln, Nebraska. At 4 months, Hubble walked into the Capital Humane Society’s visitor room and sat in front of his unsuspecting future human. Hubble had spoken. Of … Read More

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Updates to the List of Cruelty-Free Brands

by Aly Laughlin @ Cruelty-Free Kitty

Hello! Here’s our latest cruelty-free update for the past 2 months. There are a LOT of new brands being added to the list of cruelty-free brands. As always, the brands added to the list claimed that they: Don’t test finished products or ingredients on animals. Don’t have suppliers who test on animals. Don’t allow any […]

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MAGA: Economists Are Stunned As Trump Presidency Adds 1,000,000 New Jobs In Just 6 Months

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Defying expectations that job creation would slump this year, America has added more than 200,000 jobs in four out of Trump’s six months in office.

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BREAKING: Obama DID Spy On President Trump and His Staff, as ‘Unmasking’ Scandal Grows (VIDEO)

BREAKING: Obama DID Spy On President Trump and His Staff, as ‘Unmasking’ Scandal Grows (VIDEO)

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

The Obama administration orchestrated a far-reaching, and possibly illegal, spy campaign on President-elect Trump and his team. That is the conclusion many are making after the newest revelation that former United Nations Ambassador Susan Power sought to expose the names of hundreds of Americans included in intelligence reports. The Power revelation is only the latest ...

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Now Available at Lauritzen Gardens Gift Shop

by cash3p @ 18th Street Soap Company

18th Street Soap Company is happy to announce that our soaps are now available at Lauritzen Gardens! A Unique Shopping Destination If you are looking for a sophisticated shopping spot, Lauritzen Gardens provides it for you. The 2,000-square-foot gift shop features high-quality gift items, enchanting scents and the tools and books you … Read More

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Here’s the List of EVERYONE (and Everything) Hillary Clinton Blames for Her Election Loss

Here’s the List of EVERYONE (and Everything) Hillary Clinton Blames for Her Election Loss

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

Hillary Clinton’s book “What Happened” was supposed to answer the question that she thinks America is desperately asking themselves. Technically, only half the country even cares to ask the question, and of that half, it is safe to say most already know the answer. Still, that does leave a significant number of former “I’m With ...

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Moisturizing Effects Of Squalane, Natural Face Moisturizers

by @ Alabu Skin Care: Latest News

As we age our skin becomes drier and produces less oil. Moisturizers made from natural ingredients have natural antioxidants that help combat this. A great natural moisturizer is Squalane. It is naturally present in our skin. Over time we produce less and less of this. This results in your skin becoming dryer and dryer and premature aging starts. A moisturizers with Squalane will help keep your skin looking younger.

BREAKING NOW: Terrifying First Video From Today’s Mexico Earthquake Hits the Web

BREAKING NOW: Terrifying First Video From Today’s Mexico Earthquake Hits the Web

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

THIS IS A DEVELOPING STORY AND WILL BE UPDATED AS NECESSARY. UPDATE – 4:40 p.m. CST – New videos have been added, and the death toll is now over 40. UPDATE – 2:30 CST – The very first video from the Mexico earthquake, which occurred in the past hour, is now hitting the internet. They ...

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New Lincoln Hy-Vee Location

by cash3p @ 18th Street Soap Company

For all of our friends in Southeast Lincoln, 18th Street Soap is now available at the Hy-Vee at 7151 Stacy Lane in Lincoln (70th & Pioneers).  Hy-Vee will carry Lavender Chamomile Mint, Pink Himalayan Salt, D-Tox, Shea Butter Face Bar, Oatmeal Almond, Brambleberry Sage and Walk in the Woods. 

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T-Shirt Company Teespring Selling LGBTQP ‘Peace & Love’ Shirts Featuring Rainbow Nazi Swastika Designs

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

The US-based clothing website Teespring is selling T-shirts and sweatshirts branded with swastikas, aiming to make them a “symbol of love and peace”.

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Help! I Just Clicked Gmail’s Automated Responses and Now I am On a Deserted Island in Fiji for Having Accrued Too Much Debt

by BROTI GUPTA and KAREN CHEE @ McSweeney’s

“Thank you! You, too!”

“What was that?”

“Oh, okay.”

“That sounds great!”

“That also sounds great!”

“That doesn’t sound as good.”

“Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long. And wouldn’t it be nice to live together, in the kind of world where we belong?”

“What do you mean these ‘lyrics’ are taken? I just published it as an original poem.”

“No, I thought of them independently! I’ve never even met a Beach Man before.”

“OK, well it seems like they should be Men by now.”

“No, I would not like a lawyer at this time.”

“Actually, I would like one immediately. A female lawyer is fine. I am a male feminist.”

“The legal prep is going well. I’m picking up good vibrations. She’s giving me excitations.”

“Of course I did not mean that sexually. I read bell hooks once, and it was good.”

“Hold on, those are also lyrics?”

“Maybe I’m a musical prodigy.”

“THEY want to meet ME?”

“Oh, well can I ask for their autographs in court?”

“Yes, fine, I will flee the country until you figure this out.”

“One way sounds fine, I’ll book when I get there.”

“Quick question: where exactly is Fiji and how many islands does it have? Is there Wi-Fi?”

“My lawyer, lost at sea?? Good luck, fish!”

“Oh, I didn’t mean to make light of it.”

“Yes, I can make the memorial service next week.”

“Bring the body?”

“Please resend longitude and latitude.”

“Weak signal, but sailed to neighboring island. Will loop you in soon.”

“Boat sailed away. Cell tower was mirage. Turned out to be a tree.”

“Lost the case? Lost the lawyer too.”

“Sand tastes terrible.”

“It’s been one week on the island.”

“Sand is tasting better now.”

“Week seventy: my only dreams are about the island. Life before it means nothing.”

“I’ve been so bored that I started writing music. No lyrics though, don’t worry. Wanna listen?”

“Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. The MELODY?”

“No, of course I didn’t! Has anyone ever surfed the U.S.A.? That’s not even possible with all the land!”

“So far I have to pay for the funeral, a new lawyer, the court fees, and now three songs?”

“Okay, ha-ha, you created an email address for my landlord.”

“So far I have to pay for the funeral, a new lawyer, the court fees, three songs, and RENT????”

“Week one-hundred forty: I’m married to Philip. We had been dating on and off for a few months. At first, I thought I wouldn’t get into anything serious, but as time went on, our relationship solidified. He is my soul. He is my purpose. He is my rock. He is a coconut. He fell out of a tree and landed directly onto me, forever changing my life and permanently damaging my left knee. I am devastated to report that he is cheating on me. The last thing I wanted was to be clingy, but while I was working through my trust issues, he found solace in Elizabeth, another coconut, who is not in debt because, again, she is a coconut. The nights are sad, dry, and lonely, and the days are exactly the same, but drier. I keep running into Philip and Elizabeth rolling around together and it wrecks my heart. My only respite from this hell are the moments that I spend looking after mine and Philip’s son. Yes, I am a mother — a good mother at that. My boy used to be part of the boat that brought me here. I think we’ll be alright, Danny and I. We’ll have to be.”

“Thank you! You, too!”

UK Grocery Store Becomes World’s First To Allow Customers To Pay With Scan Of Veins In Finger Using Fingopay 

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

UK supermarket has become the first in the world to let shoppers pay for groceries using just the veins in their fingertips with Fingopay.

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President Trump Proclaims September 3 As A National Day of Prayer for the Victims of Hurricane Harvey

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

I, PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP, do hereby proclaim September 3, 2017, as a National Day of Prayer for the Victims of Hurricane Harvey and recovery efforts.

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Nauseating Video Exposes KFC’s Disgusting “Back Room” Practices

Nauseating Video Exposes KFC’s Disgusting “Back Room” Practices

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

A stomach-wrenching video of KFC’s “behind the scenes” practices is lighting up the internet, after recently being discovered by Regina Graham of The Daily Mail. In the footage, a chef is allegedly showing how they prepare for the next day…and it’s absolutely disgusting. Although the video was filmed some time in 2013, it’s just starting ...

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List: Other ‘Talk-Like-a…’ Days

by SARAH SCHMELLING @ McSweeney’s

NOTE: September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

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Talk Like a Person Who Comments on Every Post on the Neighborhood Listserv Day
Say, “I DID hear that dog barking!” and “I’ll keep a lookout for your dog!” and “I don’t know whose dog that is!” and “So glad you found your dog!” Speculate on what that smell could have been or why those fire trucks were there. Recommend plumbers, babysitters, Thai restaurants, dermatologists, and other topics you have little to no experience with. Warn people about new speed cameras and the rumored relocating of bus terminals. Don’t talk to any of your own neighbors at all.

Talk Like a Grandma Who Took Her Grandchildren to Swim Class Day
After talking to a total stranger for about a minute, just start sharing all your thoughts on your adult children’s parenting skills. Blame your daughter and son-in-law for the Mandarin/piano/parkour classes your grandkids take, how out of control the kids are, and how you also don’t get to spend nearly enough time with them. Then, as if someone changed your dial, muse about how much you like pesto. Offer recipes.

Talk Like a Pediatric Dentist at Happy Hour Day
Walk around with margarita all over your blouse. Yell, “After THIS day you expect me to hold onto an extra-wide glass with salt all over it?” When you notice a guy staring at you, say you’re not trying to kill him, you just want to look at his teeth. If someone sees you and says, “Hey, you’re our dentist!” say, “No, not me. I’m a sculptress.” If you fall off a chair and someone tries to help you up shout, “Stop hovering, Tim’s mom” or “Here comes the giggle air!”

Talk Like a Facebook Friend Who’s Constantly Surprised That Time Passes Day
Look at old photos of your children. Say, “They’re getting too big!” and “Time slow down!” and “STOP GROWING!” to the point where your friends can’t help but imagine some terrifying Twilight Zone scenario. Also, voice your shock that your Japan trip happened in 2015 and you’ve been friends with Kim for six years.

Talk Like an Owner of a B&B That’s Totally Not Haunted Day
Follow people around with a carafe of day-old coffee. Talk about wind chill, the lighthouse tour everyone should try, or why it’s a fun idea to name rooms after Modern Family characters. But whatever you do, do not ask anyone how they slept last night. If someone mentions a pale teenager asking about her prom date, say, “My coconut blondies are still in the oven!” and run away.

Talk Like a Woman Who’s Constantly Freezing at Work Day
Say, “I wonder if I have an iron deficiency!” and “I’m wearing four layers and I still can’t feel my toes!” and “Are you cold? I’m cold!” and literally nothing else. Hand out copies of studies showing that cold temperatures were shown to lower fruit flies’ productivity and sex drive. Find ways to stand close to Dan, who’s shy and always eating a breakfast sandwich, but also sweats a lot so he must be on to something.

Talk Like a Person Picking Up and Putting Down Every Avocado at the Grocery Store Day
Start speaking to anyone near you about how the avocados are too hard, how everything these days, really, is hard, how you miss living in California, where people have avocado trees right in their own backyards, and then realize you’ve reached the point where you’ll talk to anyone anywhere about anything. Feel unfettered. Bold. Talk to other people who’ll talk to anyone, like a drunk woman who looks like your kids’ dentist and a guy giving an unsolicited monologue on bus terminals. Remember why you don’t actually want to talk to anyone anywhere about anything. Ask loudly, “Where’s the store-made guacamole?"

Talk Like a Pirate Who’s Sick of Playing Bingo Day
“Arrrrgh. I just need Aye Twenty-Fourrrr.”

This Black Father Is Not Happy With a Rapper’s Video Showing ‘Lynching’ of White Child (VIDEO)

This Black Father Is Not Happy With a Rapper’s Video Showing ‘Lynching’ of White Child (VIDEO)

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

Ever since XXXTentacion released his controversial music video “Look At Me!” millions of Americans across the country have voiced their outrage. The graphic video depicts a young black child lynching a young white child, in the name of “racial equality.” Silence is Consent previously reported on the heinous video, noting that it was nothing more ...

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Worshiper At Pagan Burning Man Festival In Nevada Stuns Crowd By Throwing Himself Into The Flames

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Emergency services bravely tried to rescue a festival-goer who ran straight into the Burning Man during Nevada's famous arts and music festival. 

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Rapidly Growing Sexbot Industry Ready To Launch All Sorts Of New Perversion On Human Race

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

As the sale and use of lifelike sexbot robots that allow people to simulate rape continues to gain steam, one famed law professor is sounding the alarm.

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Read The 49 Page George Soros Playbook To ‘Take Out Trump’ Just Published By Marxist Attack Group Media Matters

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

In a 49-page Media Matters document marked PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL, the entire anti-Trump plan is laid out and it's backed by George Soros and his billions.

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List: Has Autumn Arrived?

by DREW DISABATINO @ McSweeney’s

1. Have the leaves begun their colorful transformation?

2. Are cooler temperatures sweeping into the forecast?

3. Is flannel clothing popping up everywhere?

4. Do your food stores contain sufficient wheat, oats, and cured meats to see your kin through winter?

5. Has college football kicked off its first game of the season?

6. Did a temporary Halloween shop move into a vacant strip mall?

7. Did an improperly latched silo door lead wolves to decimate your food rations?

8. Are pumpkin-flavored coffee specials back on the menu?

9. Did your favorite fall sitcom return with new episodes?

10. Do the ramifications of the wolf raid keep you tossing in your rough-hewn straw mattress?

11. Is your local corn maze open for business?

12. Are you prepared to do what is necessary should baby Josiah succumb to the harsh grasp of winter?

13. Did you move your sweaters out of storage yet?

14. Are you questioning your god?

15. Did you make plans to go apple picking?

16. Can you live with the weight of your sins?

17. Have you taken a selfie in a pumpkin patch?

Hate Groups Clash This Time In Boston As 20 Black Lives Matter Thugs Arrested For Pounding On Police Vehicles

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Fifteen thousand ANTIFA and Black Lives Matter "anti-fascist" protesters marched through the streets of Boston in protest on Saturday.

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Canadian Government Authorizes Passports To Display An ‘X’ For People Who Don’t Identify As Male Or Female

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

The Honourable Ahmed Hussen today announced that the Government of Canada will be working to implement an “X” gender designation in Canadian passports.

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Beauty In Orbit: The New Space-Themed Vegan Cuts Box

by Aly Laughlin @ Cruelty-Free Kitty

I’m here with another installment of the Vegan Cuts Beauty Box, this time with their “Beauty in Orbit” filled with lunar-inspired goodies. The Vegan Cuts Beauty Box is a monthly subscription box filled with 4-7 totally vegan and cruelty-free products. Keep reading for my thoughts on the products included in the July “Beauty in Orbit” […]

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The Ultimate Guide To Cruelty-Free Nail Polish

by Aly Laughlin @ Cruelty-Free Kitty

We’ve reached out to all the nail polish brands to bring you this post. The main thing I’d like to point out is that Essie and OPI, 2 of the most popular nail polish brands, DO test on animals by selling in China. Sally Hansen is another culprit. Regardless, you’ll notice that there are an […]

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Illinois Passes Law Designating August 4th As ‘Barack Obama Day’ Creating New Statewide Holiday

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Former President Barack Obama got a special present for his birthday this year: his very own Illinois state holiday to be called Barack Obama Day.

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The Radical Left Funded By George Soros Planning More Racially-Fueled Attacks In Seattle, Baltimore and Kentucky

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

The rabid Liberal Left like ANTIFA and BLM in America are very violent, and have been making death threats against President Trump for quite sometime now.

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Any Suggestions for a Black Owned Soap Company to Replace My Dove Bar Soap?

Any Suggestions for a Black Owned Soap Company to Replace My Dove Bar Soap?


Lipstick Alley

I just want to replace my Dove bar soap with with a black owned version. It should be able to lather, clean well, and deliver a nice powerful scent...

CHIP PARTY: The World Embraces Human Implantable RFID Microchips As New Bionic Dark Age Begins

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

If you’re prone to forgetting your card key for the office or your computer password, here’s a solution: Get RFID microchips implanted in your hand.

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17 Cruelty-Free Vegan Bar Soap Brands You'll Love

17 Cruelty-Free Vegan Bar Soap Brands You'll Love


PETA

These soap brands offer cruelty-free vegan products that will leave your body and conscience clean.

Dove

Dove


Unilever global company website

Dove is committed to helping women realise their personal potential for beauty by engaging them with products that deliver real care.

No Surprise As It’s Learned New Hillary Clinton Daily Devotional Prayer Book Based On Plagiarized Material

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Hillary Clinton's pastor has acknowledged he plagiarized part of the prayer commentary he sent her the day after she lost the presidential election.

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Five Shifts Healthcare Organizations Need to Make to be More Consumer-Centric

by Jeff Gourdji @ Prophet Thinking

As most industries shift focus toward delivering meaningful consumer experiences, healthcare lags behind. Explore 5 key shifts healthcare organizations need to make to become more consumer-centric.

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Bar Soap Is Totally Underrated

Bar Soap Is Totally Underrated


Racked

Liquid soap can go eff itself.

What This Country Needs Now is Extreme Centrism

by WEN POWERS @ McSweeney’s

Walking down any average street in America, one can find themselves surrounded by extremists on both sides of the aisle. Whether they be the right-wing Nazis that have murdered a young woman in the streets, or the left-wing antifa who have broken SEVERAL windows, America is calling out for sanity. Sanity that can only be found in our new far-center political movement.

We’ve managed to look at the views of both the extreme right and the extreme left, and have come up with middle grounds that we truly believe will bring this country right where it belongs, right in the center with no chance of rocking the boat. Imagine, solutions that don’t just cater to the far ends of the political spectrum, but rather, fixes that leave each and every single American the exact same amount of unhappy.

The statues of confederate generals that have sparked so many protests these past few weeks? On the left, you have people saying that these statues are racist, and to see these men idolized makes them feel alienated in their own communities. On the right, you have people saying that this is their heritage and that removing these statues would be taking away a proud part of their identities.

How about we take them down, but once a month every minority in the south receives a post card that says, “your neighbors are proud that their ancestors were slave owners”? Does that sound awful to you no matter where your allegiances lie? Perfect! That’s the centrism at work!

Maybe the issue that vexes you is Trump’s ban on transgender soldiers serving in the American Military? Republicans would say that the amount that the U.S spends on treatments is too great and that their presence would be a distraction to other soldiers. Democrats argue that the cost is minimal and any distraction would come more from creating bigoted policies. Here in the middle, we think that the government should pay for the treatment of every single transgender American service person, but that they can only serve in the police department of Trousdale County, Tennessee.

People still get a hateful policy, transgender Americans can still serve and have their healthcare provided, and Trousdale County Tennessee becomes the safest place in the U.S!

Perhaps you’re someone who thinks the healthcare system in this country is broken and needs to be fixed immediately. If you’re a liberal, you may think that the only way to fix it would be to give Medicare for all so that every single citizen of the United States receives adequate medical care. If you’re a conservative, you may believe that medical services should be a profit industry. Well, extreme centrism tells us that the best way to deal with that would be to keep it a for-profit industry, but on the back of every cereal box, people can get a coupon for a free health service. Dental, vision, gynecological, you name it!

Does that seem unfeasible? Like we’re just trying to get people to shut up? That we’re in the pocket of some kind of big cereal lobby? Yes, we are! Now you’re finally starting to understand!

So, if you think the hateful speech on the left is the same as the right, if you think people who punch Nazis are just as bad as Nazis themselves, if you think a urine soaked sock is the same as a bowl of chicken soup, then The Mayor of Trousdale County, General Mills, and I would be proud to have you aboard.

Planned Parenthood and Dating App OkCupid Team Up To Promote Abortion (VIDEO)

Planned Parenthood and Dating App OkCupid Team Up To Promote Abortion (VIDEO)

by Ava Johnson @ Silence is Consent

OkCupid, the popular dating app, is diving head-first into the culture war by asking users their opinion on the federal funding of Planned Parenthood. How you answer will determine the type of person you connect with on the app. According to a report by Cosmopolitan Magazine, the dating app that is now requiring people to ...

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Dove Trolls Kellyanne Conway's #AlternativeFacts In New Campaign

Dove Trolls Kellyanne Conway's #AlternativeFacts In New Campaign


the-daily.buzz

Dove's marketing strategy owes thanks to Kellyanne Conway.

Dove Soap Bars, Pink, 4, oz, 10 count - Walmart.com

Dove Soap Bars, Pink, 4, oz, 10 count - Walmart.com


Walmart.com

Free 2-day shipping on qualified orders over $35. Buy Dove Soap Bars, Pink, 4, oz, 10 count at Walmart.com

Full Line Available at Peony Park Hy-Vee in Omaha

by cash3p @ 18th Street Soap Company

Ever have a difficult time finding your favorite 18th Street Soap in Omaha?  Not anymore!  We are very pleased to announce that Hy-Vee on 79th & Cass Street (Peony Park Hy-Vee) is now carrying the full line of 18th Street Soaps. Hy-Vee Peony Park is open 24/7 and has a bakery, floral … Read More

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This LEGO Instax Camera is 90 Years Old

by Michael Zhang @ PetaPixel

Albertino of Instax Magic created a unique camera that blends the old and the new. Half of it is made of LEGO, and half is a 90-year-old Zeiss-Ikon Trona folding plate camera. The Trona was originally purchased from a camera collector in extremely worn but functioning condition. Albertino could immediately tell the camera had been […]

Vegan Cuts June 2017 Beauty Box Review + Contents

by Aly Laughlin @ Cruelty-Free Kitty

I am excited to share the next installment of the Vegan Cuts Beauty Box with you! As I mentioned in my review of the May Box, The Vegan Cuts Beauty Box is a monthly subscription box filled with 4-7 100% vegan and cruelty-free products. The Beauty Box differs from the Vegan Cuts Makeup Box in […]

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Summer Fundraising Continues As New NTEB Recording Studio Nears Completion Of Our Phase 1 Goals

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

We are nearly at the end of Phase 1 of our fundraising goals, and that means the launch and return of our NTEB 'Rightly Dividing' Bible study radio program.

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Yashica to Unleash an ‘Unprecedented Camera’ in October 2017

by Michael Zhang @ PetaPixel

Starting in early August, the iconic Japanese camera brand Yashica began teasing a big “coming chapter” in its life. While some people dismissed it as hype for a new clip-on smartphone lens, it now appears it’s much more than that: Yashica is now teasing an “unprecedented camera.” The company just released yet another enigmatic video […]

Domestic Hate Group Southern Poverty Law Center Getting Millions To Silence Conservatives Online

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

The Southern Poverty Law Center in just the past few days has received millions from Apple, and one million from Hollywood actor George Clooney.

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I Shot Macro Photos That Capture the Beauty of Peacock Feathers

by Can Tunçer @ PetaPixel

My name is Can Tunçer. I’m a photographer living in Turkey, and I have been shooting macro photographs for about 7 years now. As someone who likes to photograph the tiny details of nature, I recently chose the peacock feather as a subject and started a special project on it. The peacock feather has a […]

Handmade Soaps and Bath Products | Wild Mountain Soap Company

Handmade Soaps and Bath Products | Wild Mountain Soap Company


Handmade Soaps and Bath Products | Wild Mountain Soap Company

Cold process soaps made in West Virginia.

Pope Francis Recalls Pedophile Priest After U.S. Justice Department Moved To Charge With Child Pornography

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

A priest working in the Vatican embassy in Washington has been recalled after prosecutors asked for him to be charged in a child pornography investigation

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Monologue: I’m Diana From Anne of Green Gables and I am Fucking Drunk

by ZOE DANIELS @ McSweeney’s

Holy shit holy shit holy shit. That cordial was cor-dialllll, right, Anne? Anne? ANNE! ANNNNNEEEEEEE! Hahahahah, oh my god I’m just here like screaming your name and you’re right there! On the other side of the kitchen island! I mean, it’s not an island in the kitchen, like we’re in a kitchen on an island. Like Prince Edward Island! Where we LIVE! Ahahahahah oh my god whoa. Like, whoa. Do you know what? You are my best friend, do you know that? You know that. Can I see your bosom? Ew, no, not like that, just, like, I don’t know. I’ve never seen any except on the pigs and I don’t think that’s what they’re supposed to look like anyway. God, come on. Don’t be such a prude! I’ll show you mine!

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You gotta do it, go real low then stand up. Try it! Seriously! Oh my god, it’s like… WHOA, you know? Ugh, where is all the DICK! I’m so horny I’d fuck Fred — what’s his name? The pink-faced one? He’s like, ugly hot, you know? Like, you hate yourself but that’s part of it. Omigod, shut up Anne you’re gonna marry Gilbert Fuckin’ Blythe but the rest of us gotta eat, too. Is Ruby Gillis’s brother around? Still? Because I would. You know I would.

Shhhh! Shhhh! Oh shit oh shit is that my mom. Oh shit, shut up. Anne! No, I’m down here behind the cupboard. Say I’m sick! Say you’re sick! Say I’m a pig because I’m on the floor and my tits are out! Hahahahah! No, no, no, okay, no. MAMA? HI, MAMA! I’M JUST LEAVING WITH ANNE! SHIRLEY! YOU KNOW, MY BOSOM BUDDY! YEP! BYE! Hahahahahah oh god Anne she knows. WE’RE GOING FOR A WALK AROUND THE FIELDS! BYEEEEE!

Close the door. Anne! The door! Oh my god oh god okay. Whoa, it’s cold. I feel way better. I feel good. I’m fine. Walking is fine. No, hold on to my arm! Ah! Isn’t this great? Two gals, our whole lives ahead of each other? Except, I guess, me, because I know this is impossible but I just have this feeling that, like, I’m not going to get old. Or, like, I’m not going to age. I know that’s ridiculous, but look at me! I’m so ALIVE! I’m so HUMAN! Anne! Anne! Look at that fence! Don’t you think sometimes that it’s so sad how we keep horses in FENCES? Like, they were made to run free. To walk around and, I don’t know, eat apples? Have their own lives? But I guess they want to stay with their horse families. We sold a horse once, but I was glad. He was really scary, like, big and had these teeth like an old-timey puppet. I guess the puppets maybe had horse teeth. I’ve never made a puppet. I bet Matthew would love to make you a puppet! You should ask him. What do you do with the teeth when you kill a horse? I’ve never seen a dead horse. Saw a really sick one, so you can kind of guess what’d it look like dead, but not a real dead one. Anne? Anne! Where are you? Oh my god, Anne, you can’t pee there! That’s Mama’s secondary garden!

Anne, can I just say and I know I’m being a little bit serious but let me just say — wow, I feel like Jane Andrews — No, I just mean because I’m being so SERIOUS! Can I just say I love you? So much! You’re the best thing that ever happened to—

Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, that cordial was probably bad or something. I normally don’t puke from sugar. I have a very strong sweet tooth — Hah! God, I wish I was thin. I mean! I don’t, because obviously my body is the ideal for this time and place, plus I’ve got this adorable mouth, and, yes, you’re right, this hair, but Anne. Seriously? Seriously. You are so pretty. I wish I looked like you. Seriously! I wish I—

No, I’m sorry. I’m done. I don’t need any water. I’ll just—

Seriously, this time I’m done. Absolutely. Phew.

It’s not big deal, really! I know you meant well. You know how much I love sugar, ha. No, of course I know you did it to be nice. What do I even know about calories, you know? At least you’re not a Pye. Those bitches bring me straight butter to eat and laugh while I do. They want me to get lumpy but I’ve got a corset so joke’s on them. Wow, yeah, anyway I should definitely get back inside. Mama’s gonna wonder what we went outside for. What did we go outside for? Okay, one question then we go back in.

What are Marilla’s tits like? Anne! I’m just curious! Because the pig thing! Come on! Don’t tell me you’ve never—

Honestly, that’s the last time. Honestly. I swear. The bottle was only like half full and I’ve definitely puked like three litres. Oh man. I love you. You’re the best. Seriously? Anne? YES, MAMA WE’RE OUT HERE! I’M COMING INSIDE IN A MINUTE! WE HAVE BLANKETS! WE’RE NOT COLD! You don’t have to show me your — WHOA, hahaha okay good! Because honestly I thought the little hairs were a me thing, but the pig has them too, so I was like… but no, normal! Oh god thank god I’m so glad. Okay. THANK YOU. I feel so much lighter! Probably the puking, yeah. Probably the puking. Okay, bye Anniekins, I love you, I loved your JUICE you brought! And your boobs. Your hairy boobs! Like a pig! Like me! God, I’m tired.

I wonder what a dead horse looks like.

Preparing for the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR)

by Shane Kosch @ Prophet Thinking

General Data Protection Regulation intends to strengthen data protection and becomes enforceable across Europe on May 25, 2018. Here’s what brands need to know.

The post Preparing for the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) appeared first on Prophet Thinking.

I Shot My First Wedding and Didn’t Mess It All Up. Here’s What I Learned.

by Alex Hengen @ PetaPixel

My name is Alex Hengen, and I’m a non-pro, non-wedding photographer. Last year I took a few pictures at my sister’s wedding, and my cousin, having his own wedding coming up, saw some of my shots on Facebook and asked if I would photograph their wedding. I agreed. I had 8 full months to prep. […]

FAT AND FURIOUS: After Being Slapped With Sanctions By UN, North Korea Vows ‘Thousand Fold Revenge’ Against United States

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

North Korea has threatened “thousands-fold” revenge against the United States for banning exports worth $1billion following its ICBM launches.

The post FAT AND FURIOUS: After Being Slapped With Sanctions By UN, North Korea Vows ‘Thousand Fold Revenge’ Against United States appeared first on Now The End Begins.

The Coffin Industry Proudly Supports the Graham-Cassidy Health Care Bill

by MATTHEW DISLER @ McSweeney’s

Well, there’s another effort to repeal Obamacare, and once again there are a handful of fringe groups speaking out against the new bill, like the American Medical Association, the National Council for Behavioral Health, the American Cancer Society Action Network, the American Diabetes Association, the American Heart Association, the American Lung Association, the Arthritis Foundation, the National Health Council, the March of Dimes, the American Hospital Association, AARP, the Blue Cross Blue Shield Association, and America’s Health Insurance Plans.

But Americans know that we can’t trust people like doctors and insurers to tell us about our health and our insurance. It’s time for other industry groups to take a stand. That’s why the coffin industry is proud to support the new health care bill.

Whenever we evaluate a piece of legislation, the coffin industry asks two questions. One: Will it help Americans? And two: Will it help coffins? I think the answer, in the case of this bill, is clear.

Let’s put it this way: There are millions of Americans without work. But each new coffin requires the labor of five employees to cut the wood, assemble the wood, insert cushions, polish everything, and test the coffin’s durability by dropping it from six-foot ledges. That’s not even counting all of the other professions in dozens of coffin-related industries, from the truck drivers who transport the coffins to your Main Street funeral parlor to the security guards who have to fight off people who think they are vampires and try to steal the coffins.

If Congress passes the new health care bill, there will be a boom in demand for all of these jobs, and America’s unemployment problems will be solved. The economy will become as shiny and sturdy as a new oak coffin.

Is that cheering I hear?

If you still aren’t sure what to think about the new health care plan, just picture two things: millions of new coffins, and the legislators supporting the plan. Associate those two things forever in your brain. And then try telling me that you’re still not sure where you stand.

Now, you may be asking yourself, “Why should I trust the coffin industry? What has Big Coffin ever done for me?” To that I can only point to our decades — no, centuries — of experience working with people in dire need of health care. Coffins and sick people have been connected since long before insurance companies, or doctors, or the March of Dimes, or dimes. So I’m pretty confident that we know a thing or two about how to keep Americans’ bodies healthy-looking and well preserved!

At least for a few days.

But imagine a new America, built on a coffin empire! A coffin in every home! Crowds of people, marching off to the coffin factory in the morning, and coming home to their own house on Coffin Drive at night. Sports teams sponsored by coffins. A coffin company buying NBC. All of these are within our reach, if our representatives just vote for the new health care bill.

Only with concerted public pressure will your representatives listen to you and make the right choice. So call your senator and tell them that you want to see more coffins! Coffins everywhere!

And don’t mention the urn industry. They’re against the bill.

EVERYBODY HATES COMEY: Protesters Heckle Former FBI Director’s Speech (VIDEO)

EVERYBODY HATES COMEY: Protesters Heckle Former FBI Director’s Speech (VIDEO)

by Mari Dean @ Silence is Consent

Former FBI Director James Comey attempted to deliver a convocation at Howard University on Friday. However, he was forced to talk over noisy protesters shouting “F**k Comey” and “We shall not be moved.” Video of the protest is included below. The protesters also shouted, “no justice, no peace” at the historically black college. Comey likely did ...

The post EVERYBODY HATES COMEY: Protesters Heckle Former FBI Director’s Speech (VIDEO) appeared first on Silence is Consent.

5 Key Benefits of Higher Purpose Programs

by David Aaker @ Prophet Thinking

Consumers and employees are seeing the importance of social & environmental higher purpose programs. Here are 5 benefits of having one.

The post 5 Key Benefits of Higher Purpose Programs appeared first on Prophet Thinking.

NYT HOT AIR: New York Times Caught Lying About Yet Another Fake News Article On Climate Change

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

“An article on Tuesday about a sweeping federal climate change report referred incorrectly to the availability of the report,” NYT wrote in its correction.

The post NYT HOT AIR: New York Times Caught Lying About Yet Another Fake News Article On Climate Change appeared first on Now The End Begins.

TMZ Coverage of Historic Celebrity Feuds

by BOB VULFOV @ McSweeney’s

Cain and Abel

The first two sons of Adam and Eve are at it again. Cain is FURIOUS that Abel’s sacrifice was better received by God and now, the battle lines are drawn in sheep’s blood. Drama alert! Abel took out a restraining order against Cain last month, claiming in court documents that Cain kept asking him to go into the fields with him alone. Abel said to the judge, “I know he’s just gonna kill me out there!” Cain vehemently denies these allegations and plans to file a countersuit for libel. God offered some straightforward advice to the two siblings: “Work. It. Out.”

Martin Luther and Pope Leo X

The Pope has a clear message for Martin Luther when it comes to the Catholic Church: You’re outta here! Martin Luther’s manager tells TMZ that his client has been EXCOMMUNICATED from the Church. The latest blowup between these two comes on the heels of Luther accusing the Catholic Church of nepotism, corruption, and the sale of indulgences. Uh, was one of the 95 Theses an invitation to Martin Luther’s barbecue? Because we smell beef!

Isaac Newton and Robert Hooke

Royal Society sources tell TMZ that Isaac Newton still really, really, really doesn’t like Robert Hooke and thinks he’s a “punk with a microscope.” Hooke came after Newton in his latest diss letter, accusing the latter of plagiarism and saying, “Stop comparing me to Newton, he doesn’t even write his own theories!” The allegation is even more shocking because Hooke featured ON NEWTON’S LATEST ACADEMIC WORK, PRINCIPIA! Newton fired back by scrubbing every reference to Hooke in Principia. Looks like we’ve found two objects that can’t be brought together by gravity.

The Hatfields and the McCoys

These two Appalachian families are embroiled in a nasty feud that’s burnin’ hotter than a skillet full of spoonbread. Last evening, William Anderson Hatfield hopped on a table at his local tavern and yelled to the patrons: the McCoys CROSSED A LINE by stabbing two Hatfield brothers. The patriarch of the McCoy family, Randolph “Old Ranel” McCoy was livid after hearing about Hatfield’s tavern call-out, telling him, “You know what, dude? Let’s just f***ing fight already! Me and you. Enough of this family drama.” We’ll reach out to Hatfield for his reaction … stay tuned.

Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr

It’s official! TMZ spoke with representatives from both sides, who said that a date has FINALLY BEEN SET for the long-awaited duel between Hamilton and Burr. Both men will use Wogdon duelling pistols and will square off in Weehawken, NJ. The trash talk has already begun, with Burr calling Hamilton a “Federalist coward of low stock.” Wow, more like Aaron Burn! We’re in line for a lot more epic trash track as both duelers have signed on to do press conferences together in Toronto, Brooklyn, and London before the duel on July 11th.

Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla

Sorry, Nikola Tesla, but Thomas Edison won’t be apologizing anytime soon for calling Tesla’s alternating current technology “impractical” and “lame.” The Edison Electric Light Company frontman LAID INTO Tesla during an interview with TMZ, calling Tesla a “lunatic germaphobe with a ridiculous wardrobe.” Ouch. Edison claims he wasn’t trying to start beef, but the damage has been done. Tesla has apparently locked himself inside his laboratory/home, going full-recluse and only interacting with pigeons. As sources put it, “Nikola is slipping into a dark place.” Our thoughts are with Tesla… hopefully he builds some sort of machine that’ll light up that dark place for him.

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7 YEAR TREATY? Abbas Says Peace With Israel Possible This Year, Will Be Trump’s ‘Deal Of The Century’

by Geoffrey Grider @ Now The End Begins

Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas expressed optimism on Wednesday about reaching a peace agreement with Israel this year, Trump's deal of the century.

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