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Taupe

by Colin @ Colin's Beauty Pages

Reading beauty blogs is a very educational process.  I have for example just now come across a colour that hasn’t hit my radar before.  I got this from Charlotte at LipGlossiping who announced that her favourite colour for eyes is taupe.  Not having come across it before I googled it to discover it has quite […]

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Goat Milk Soap Works Wonders!

by @ Alabu Skin Care: Latest News

Goat milk contains over 50 nutrients, acids, minerals and enzymes that work to nourish and revitalize dehydrated skin. It is the only milk that contains capric capryllic triglyceride. Because goat milk soap has a pH level similar to human skin it benefits the skin by protecting skin from bacterial and chemical invasions.

the real dirt on soap lather

by Environmental Enthusiast @ Environmental Enthusiast

The more lather, the cleaner the hair, right? We have come to associate the effectiveness of our cleaning products with the amount of lather they generate while being used. What most people don’t realize, is that soap, shampoo, toothpaste and other cleaning products (both personal and household) don’t need to have a lot of lather […]

Top 6 Health Benefits of Magnesium

by DailyHealthPost @ Daily Health Post

You probably already know a lot about the other vitamins and minerals that are crucial to your overall optimal health, ...

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Making Homemade Soap | Happy Money Saver

Making Homemade Soap | Happy Money Saver


Happy Money Saver

Basic Homemade soap recipe using lye, coconut oil, canola oil, and no fragrances. My first try at making homemade soap was fun.

DIY Dove Soap Body Wash

DIY Dove Soap Body Wash


Instructables.com

A while back ago, I tried microwaving a bar of soap, basically in an effort to entertain my kids on an oh-so-boring cold-weathered Saturday. The only bar soap in the...

8 Simple Tips for Stretching a Bar of Soap

8 Simple Tips for Stretching a Bar of Soap


Don't Waste the Crumbs

Looking for ways to make a bar of soap last longer? These 8 tops for stretching a bar of soap are exactly what you need. Simple, practical, and they work!

Bar Soap

Bar Soap


WebstaurantStore

Hotel soap is a must-have part of your toiletry offerings at your hotel, motel, spa, or resort! These hotel soap bars come in personal sizes that are good for one or two uses, making them ideal for your patron’s overnight stay. They’re also individua

List: Other ‘Talk-Like-a…’ Days

by SARAH SCHMELLING @ McSweeney’s

NOTE: September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

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Talk Like a Person Who Comments on Every Post on the Neighborhood Listserv Day
Say, “I DID hear that dog barking!” and “I’ll keep a lookout for your dog!” and “I don’t know whose dog that is!” and “So glad you found your dog!” Speculate on what that smell could have been or why those fire trucks were there. Recommend plumbers, babysitters, Thai restaurants, dermatologists, and other topics you have little to no experience with. Warn people about new speed cameras and the rumored relocating of bus terminals. Don’t talk to any of your own neighbors at all.

Talk Like a Grandma Who Took Her Grandchildren to Swim Class Day
After talking to a total stranger for about a minute, just start sharing all your thoughts on your adult children’s parenting skills. Blame your daughter and son-in-law for the Mandarin/piano/parkour classes your grandkids take, how out of control the kids are, and how you also don’t get to spend nearly enough time with them. Then, as if someone changed your dial, muse about how much you like pesto. Offer recipes.

Talk Like a Pediatric Dentist at Happy Hour Day
Walk around with margarita all over your blouse. Yell, “After THIS day you expect me to hold onto an extra-wide glass with salt all over it?” When you notice a guy staring at you, say you’re not trying to kill him, you just want to look at his teeth. If someone sees you and says, “Hey, you’re our dentist!” say, “No, not me. I’m a sculptress.” If you fall off a chair and someone tries to help you up shout, “Stop hovering, Tim’s mom” or “Here comes the giggle air!”

Talk Like a Facebook Friend Who’s Constantly Surprised That Time Passes Day
Look at old photos of your children. Say, “They’re getting too big!” and “Time slow down!” and “STOP GROWING!” to the point where your friends can’t help but imagine some terrifying Twilight Zone scenario. Also, voice your shock that your Japan trip happened in 2015 and you’ve been friends with Kim for six years.

Talk Like an Owner of a B&B That’s Totally Not Haunted Day
Follow people around with a carafe of day-old coffee. Talk about wind chill, the lighthouse tour everyone should try, or why it’s a fun idea to name rooms after Modern Family characters. But whatever you do, do not ask anyone how they slept last night. If someone mentions a pale teenager asking about her prom date, say, “My coconut blondies are still in the oven!” and run away.

Talk Like a Woman Who’s Constantly Freezing at Work Day
Say, “I wonder if I have an iron deficiency!” and “I’m wearing four layers and I still can’t feel my toes!” and “Are you cold? I’m cold!” and literally nothing else. Hand out copies of studies showing that cold temperatures were shown to lower fruit flies’ productivity and sex drive. Find ways to stand close to Dan, who’s shy and always eating a breakfast sandwich, but also sweats a lot so he must be on to something.

Talk Like a Person Picking Up and Putting Down Every Avocado at the Grocery Store Day
Start speaking to anyone near you about how the avocados are too hard, how everything these days, really, is hard, how you miss living in California, where people have avocado trees right in their own backyards, and then realize you’ve reached the point where you’ll talk to anyone anywhere about anything. Feel unfettered. Bold. Talk to other people who’ll talk to anyone, like a drunk woman who looks like your kids’ dentist and a guy giving an unsolicited monologue on bus terminals. Remember why you don’t actually want to talk to anyone anywhere about anything. Ask loudly, “Where’s the store-made guacamole?"

Talk Like a Pirate Who’s Sick of Playing Bingo Day
“Arrrrgh. I just need Aye Twenty-Fourrrr.”

Meditations for Major American Cities

by KATE VILLA @ McSweeney’s

Minneapolis

Find a relaxing place
Whatever that means to you
A chair or pillow or snowbank will do
Begin to breathe
Think about Target
And how great Target is
Did you know that your great state is the home of Target?
Whatever that means to you
Take that in
Have you ever pronounced it Tar-jhay?
Very French
Very sophisticated
Let your body melt into the snowbank you’ve chosen
Breathe in through your nose
Take in the air that’s coming off all those lakes
How many lakes are there?
Begin to count
Stop when you get to 10,000
Because that’s how many there are
Open your eyes slowly

Los Angeles

Find a place that is warm and comfortable
Probably in your car
Just find your car
Did you park it on Montana?
You definitely parked it on Arizona.
Have you ever been to Arizona?
Let your muscles go
Drive Sit on the 405
Drive Sit on the 405
Drive Sit on the 405
You’re out of new podcasts
How does that happen
How many hours have you spent in your car this week?
Maybe you should take Wilshire
That was a mistake
Who is going to Beverly Hills at 4 pm on a Tuesday?
Clear your mind
You’ve seen the inside of the Universal lot more times this month
Than you’ve seen your mother
Breathe in
Soften your fingers
Soften your palms
Forget about your dog
He pooped on the floor
But you have a view of the valley
And a personal assistant job
You are paid hourly to pick up someone’s
Viagra
Soylent
Coconut water
Breathe out
You asked for this
Open your eyes slowly
Maybe you should go to law school?

Denver

Find a comfortable spot
Breathe
Soften your muscles
Light up a joint
Smoke it
Breathe in
Breathe out in rings if you can
You are not high
You are getting high
You are almost high enough
You are high
Shit a little too high
Look
Mountains
Finish your hike
Plan tomorrow’s hike

San Francisco

Take off your VR headset and close your eyes
Settle into your ergonomic desk chair
Make sure your feet are flat on the floor in your Vans
Let your body relax
Take your hands off the keyboard
Breathe in through your nose
Breathe out through your mouth
Seriously
take your hands off the keyboard
Let your muscles go
Melt
from the tip of your head all the way down to your toes
Hands off the keyboard
I’m going to unplug it if you can’t keep them off
I know it’s wireless
I was testing you
Slowly
drain the stress from your fingertips
Make 1 million dollars
Open your eyes slowly

Chicago

Flutter your eyes closed
Begin by getting into a comfortable place
Like June or July
Let the very small tide of Lake Michigan wash over you
Feel how cold the water is
Don’t fish in it
Breathe in
Breathe out
Palms to heart-center
Feel that Italian beef coming back up
Never mind it’s just a burp
Let it out
Figure out where you’re having brunch
Repeat:
The Cubs won the world series
The Cubs won the world series
The cubs won the world series

Whatever that means to you
Everything
Literally everything
Think about how many times you posted about the Cubs on social media this year
Open your eyes slowly

Seattle

Flutter your eyes closed
Listen to the waves
You can’t sleep
Take in the rain as it hits the roof
Let it calm you
Slow your breathing
Your son hands you the phone
It’s a radio show
They know about your wife’s death
Breathe in
Give in to the sensation
Talk about your perfect match
Your son is ruining your life
But also helping?
You get fan-mail
Is Meg Ryan out there?
Wait for Meg Ryan to fly across the country
Because she will
Surprise you on a highway
Empire state building
Amicable fiancé break up
You are Tom Hanks
You have always been Tom Hanks
Open your eyes slowly
Where is Chet?

Nashville

Begin your meditation by thinking about a small, backroom bar that you’ve played your miniature guitar in recently
Breathe in the smoke
Take a sip of a free beer
Remember, you get free beers because you play music
You also get away with wearing fedoras
Now imagine you’re at a brunch place
Sit there for three hours
Remember to be gentle to your body
Have another bloody mary with bacon and shrimp on it
Listen to the sounds of coffee brewing
Eggs frying
Notice a new sound
It’s 19-year-old girl who dropped out of college to sing at the Planet Hollywood next door
Breathe in
Breathe out
Do you remember that whiskey bar next door to that all-glass pop-up creative agency?
Uber there
Take a sip of whiskey
Taste
Burning
Running down your throat
A little gets on your tweed vest
Ask the mustached man next to you for his pocket square
Breathe in the polka dots
Let your body relax
What exactly is a creative agency?
Open your eyes slowly

Boston

Fluttah yah eyes closed
Put sugah
In ya cawfee
Remembah how wicked sweet Havahd yahd is
Cahlm yaself
Entah a dahk pahty
Eat some chowda
Cheeah on the Red Sahx
Breathe in
Breathe out
Open your eyes slowly
Recite: “Charlie on the MTA

Washington DC

Check in with your body
Pass the Japanese embassy
Where are you today?
Somewhere on a rooftop with twinkle lights
Sipping recently distilled whiskey
Soften your shoulders
Let go of the tension
In your arms
What used to be on this corner?
A middle-class immigrant family’s home
With a hair salon below it
Now it’s a Whole Foods
Buy some kale
Because you’ll probably use it soon
Just kidding
You won’t
It’ll go bad
In your fridge
Pass the vice president’s house
Bring yourself back
To your breath
Soften your gaze
Pass the National Cathedral
Is there a good wood-fired pizza place close?
Pass the Washington monument
Begin to move your toes slowly
Feel the power
Of old white men
You have never seen the inside of the capitol
Open your eyes slowly
Buy artisanal goat cheese from what used to be
A crack den

New York

Find a comfortable place
Somewhere you can de-stress
Not midtown
Don’t go to midtown
I’m not kidding
Re-center yourself
Check in with your body
Do you have everything you need for the day?
Spend 5 minutes trying to swipe your metro card because you’ve started this now
Swipe again, I guess
Take the A to the 1 and transfer at Columbus circle
Unless the B is running
Then just take the B
You could also transfer to the F or even take the L across
But then you would have to walk
But it would be faster
Just Be in your body
Now you’re in Times Square
Being humped by the man in the Elmo costume
Relax into your breath
Feel the tips of your fingers
Feel the pavement under your feet as you walk
End up in a Chinese restaurant
Eat your fill
Realize it has a C rating
Vomit into a trash can
Breathe in through your nose
Breathe out through your mouth
Relieve yourself on the sidewalk
Open your eyes slowly
Burn a 20 dollar bill

Portland, Maine

Breathe in through your nose
Soften your hands
Soften your eye lids
Breathe out through your mouth
You flew to the wrong Portland
Open your eyes slowly
Call your fiancé because you’re not making it to Oregon for your wedding tomorrow

Tut’s No Soy Soap

by Maryclaire Mayes @ Musings From The Farm

 Tut’s Soap is an extra- moisturizing unscented formulation made without soy oil. It is the brain child of one of our favorite customers, a gentleman from Alabama called Tut. He wondered out loud if we could make a soap like our Baby Me soap, but without any soy, which his doctor suggested he try to avoid. […]

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DOVE Travel Size Bar Soap with Moisturizing Lotion - 2.6 OZ (Set of 36) - Walmart.com

DOVE Travel Size Bar Soap with Moisturizing Lotion - 2.6 OZ (Set of 36) - Walmart.com


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Buy DOVE Travel Size Bar Soap with Moisturizing Lotion - 2.6 OZ (Set of 36) at Walmart.com

Dove Beauty Bar vs. Goat Milk Soap Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion

Dove Beauty Bar vs. Goat Milk Soap Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion


Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion

Honey Sweetie Acres Organic Goat Milk Soap and Lotion Products that feed your skin.

23 Burger Mix-In Ingredients

by SnappyLiving @ Snappy Living

Hamburgers are usually about the ingredients you add to your meat patty and bun. But if you usually just make your burger patties out of ground beef and maybe some seasoning, you're missing out on a lot of fun.

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Bar Soap Is Totally Underrated

Bar Soap Is Totally Underrated


Racked

Liquid soap can go eff itself.

Pondering Plastics

by Honey Sweetie Acres @ Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion

There is a definite resurgence of interest in making one’s own personal care products or purchasing from a trusted source rather...

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Sweet Almond Oil

by Colin @ Colin's Beauty Pages

  Sweet almond oil is a viscous oil with a yellowy colour. Cosmetic scientists like it because it gives a rich lubricious feel to cream formulations. Marketers like it because it sounds natural. More on that in a minute. It contains a lot of unsaturated fatty chains. This is something that might turn out to […]

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17 Cruelty-Free Vegan Bar Soap Brands You'll Love

17 Cruelty-Free Vegan Bar Soap Brands You'll Love


PETA

These soap brands offer cruelty-free vegan products that will leave your body and conscience clean.

Dove Bar Soap - 12pcs Lot - Assorted Kind 135g (4.75oz) - Daisy Trade LLC

Dove Bar Soap - 12pcs Lot - Assorted Kind 135g (4.75oz) - Daisy Trade LLC


Daisy Trade LLC

SHIPS FROM USA – DO NOT WAIT FOR WEEKS! 12 x Dove Bar Soap 135gr ( 4.75oz) Assorted Kind 1/4 Moisturizing Lotion. Dove Doesn’t Dry Your Skin dermatologist recommended Use Dove for dry skin than any other cleansing brand. Leaves skin feeling soft and smooth. Milder than any other soap. — Not MIX We send just one kinds —     PACKAGE INCLUDES : 12 x Selected Kind of Dove Bar Soap 135gr ( 4.75oz) / Each Payment We accept only PayPal as method of payment. (PayPal helps protect your credit card information with industry-leading security and fraud prevention systems. When you use PayPal, your financial information is never shared with anybody including the merchant. In order to use PayPal, simply start shopping and choose PayPal as your payment option at the check out. You do not have to have a PayPal account. You can simply use your own credit card to pay but through PayPal. It’s completely secure and safe.) Payment must be done within 7 days after purchase. If the buyer does not pay for the item, I will cancel the order and a non-paying claim will be filed. If you think you bought the item accidentally or… Read More

Dove Soap | eBay

Dove Soap | eBay


eBay

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All Goat Milk Soap is Not Equal

by Honey Sweetie Acres @ Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion

When we first started making goat milk soap, it was to benefit our family.  We wanted to create a natural alternative...

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Custom Aromatherapy Formulation Available

by Honey Sweetie Acres @ Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion

As aromatherapists, we have studied essential oils in excess of 250+ hours including skin anatomy & physiology plus herbal constituents.  We...

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Cottonelle Fresh Care Flushable Cleansing Cloths Refillable Tub, 42 Count (Pack of 4) – as low as $7.68 shipped ($1.92 each)

by Maygan @ Queen Bee Coupons & Savings

Cottonelle Fresh Care Flushable Cleansing Cloths Refillable Tub, 42 Count (Pack of 4) Amazon dropped the price on Cottonelle Fresh Care Flushable Cleansing Cloths Refillable Tub, 42 Count (Pack of 4) to as low as $8.43 when you have 5 or more subscriptions in a month. Clip the $0.75 off coupon to drop your price […]

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What happens in a “Certified Humane” Inspection?

by Honey Sweetie Acres @ Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion

For those un-initiated to the rural life and the care of farm animals, being able to trust the provider of animal related...

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Skin Barrier Function – What is it?

by Honey Sweetie Acres @ Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion

We always welcome inquiries from customers seeking to better understand products and what skin care routines might be the best for...

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Dove Bar Soap, Sensitive Skin, 16-count – as low as $0.55/bar shipped, beats Costco!!

Dove Bar Soap, Sensitive Skin, 16-count – as low as $0.55/bar shipped, beats Costco!!


Queen Bee Coupons & Savings

Here's a HOT price on Dove Bar Soap, Sensitive Skin Unscented, 4 Ounce, 16 Count - it's on sale for buy one, get one 50% off, plus with Subscribe and Save discount - you'll pay as low as $17.58 for TWO packages - or 32 bars of soap. This is $0.55 cents a bar - for comparison Costco is $1/bar (see Costco price list here)! Here's how to get this deal: 1.)  Go here: Dove Bar Soap, Sensitive Skin Unscented, 4 Ounce, 16 Count  and use drop-down menu to select quantity 2 and add them via Subscribe and Save. 2.) If you have

Aromatherapy Creams Label Updates

by Honey Sweetie Acres @ Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion

As cosmetic regulations are changed and updated every year, we have to stay abreast of what is required and appropriate.  There...

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3 Claims In Dove's "Soap vs Dove" Ads That Are Misleading - Musings From The Farm

3 Claims In Dove's "Soap vs Dove" Ads That Are Misleading - Musings From The Farm


Musings From The Farm

If you haven’t seen the commercial, you can watch it below: (you can also view it on Dove’s website) [flv:http://msbrandent.vo.llnwd.net/d1/msnbeet_doveus/flv/thedifference/scum_demo2.flv 576 324] First, I’d like to say that I don’t think Dove is a terrible awful product and you should never use it. I think our soap is far better, but don’t take my word …

6 Vaseline Healthy White B3 Whitening Lotion 100ml / Each from USA! NEW

by admin @ Daisy Trade LLC » Products

6 x Vaseline Healthy White Instant Whitening Lotion 100ml Vaseline Healthy White skin lightening body lotion is clinically proven for radiant, naturally lighter skin in as early as 2 weeks. With active whitening system. Vitamin B3 to help bring out naturally fair skin. Triple sunscreen to help prevent further darkening. Yogurt serum to moisturize the skin.  PACKAGE INCLUDES :                           6  pcs  x Vaseline Healthy White Instant Whitening Lotion 100ml / Each (600ml in total) Payment We accept only PayPal as method of payment. (PayPal helps protect your credit card information with industry-leading security and fraud prevention systems. When you use PayPal, your financial information is never shared with anybody including the merchant. In order to use PayPal, simply start shopping and choose PayPal as your payment option at the check out. You do not have to have a PayPal account. You can simply use your own credit card to pay but through PayPal. It’s completely secure and safe.) Payment must be done within 7 days after purchase. If the buyer does not pay for the item, I will cancel the order and a non-paying claim will be filed. If… Read More

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Big Announcement!!

by Flower @ Happy Money Saver

Hey guys, I’ve been holding onto a huge secret for awhile now. HUGE!! And I’ve been dying to tell you….. But first…let’s go down memory lane…because we’ve been through a lot together.  We’ve been through crazy extreme couponing to 50 freezer meals in a day to my backyard chicken adventures to me building my dreamcontinue reading

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How to Make Tomato Powder

by Tiffany @ Don't Waste the Crumbs

Let’s just get this out of the way. The IDEA of harvesting bucketfuls of tomatoes when I’m planting seeds in April, is a whole lot more fun than ACTUALLY harvesting bucketfuls of tomatoes in August. The first couple weeks of picking tomatoes is awesome. We have fresh tomato pizza sauce on Fridays, 15 minute spaghettiClick to Continue »

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Dove, please for the love of God, stop making videos and just make soap

Dove, please for the love of God, stop making videos and just make soap


The Daily Dot

Dove, please for the love of God, stop making videos and just make soap.

*LAST DAY* Zaycon Fresh Bulk Food Sales :: 22% off Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast – just $1.48/lb

by Annaliese @ Queen Bee Coupons & Savings

Zaycon Fresh Our favorite place to find deals on bulk meat is Zaycon Fresh. The products are delicious, prices fantastic and customer service has always been exceptional.   Today is the LAST DAY to get the signature Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast for $1.48/lb (reg. $1.89/lb) with code SHINDIG148 at checkout.  Valid through September 24 What is Zaycon […]

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I’ve Read 5 of the 143 Words in Your Facebook Status, and Now I Hate You, Old Friend

by SHANNON REED @ McSweeney’s

I am outraged beyond belief by the despicable opinion I have convinced myself you have posted on Facebook. I have thus written this diatribe as a response, tagging you, so that your mom, that guy you met at that conference in Miami, and the other three people you know who still bother to read Facebook responses of more than ten words will all be briefed on the fact that I am extremely irate about what I think you wrote.

It is true that I have lately been looking for a reason to go apeshit on anyone, even to the point of driving slightly over the white-dotted line on the parkway, in hopes of causing another driver to give me the finger while passing me so that I could blame him for sparking a road rage incident that could potentially land me in the morgue. This is no doubt due to a potent combination of the unusually rainy weather; the current state of American politics; and the plot twists in this season of Game of Thrones. Nevertheless, because it is out of my power to change any of those, I have chosen to misread your status and place my anger squarely on your shoulders (and Facebook page).

In fact, even though we have known each other for over half of our lives, I hereby disown you entirely. Later today, after I have read all of the responses that our mutual friend Marie will post to this tirade, and pose a few rhetorical questions and logical fallacies in response, I will destroy all reminders that our lives have ever intersected in any way. If this means burning my copy of our high school senior yearbook, changing my daughter’s middle name, and serving our parish priest with a cease-and-desist order so that he no longer asks me how you are, so be it. What I think you wrote is more upsetting than doing all of these things. You are dead to me.

The depth and vigor of my response may be surprising to you, especially since I have entirely and completely misinterpreted what you wrote, failing to grasp the tone, substance, and point of your status. Yet I hope you will understand that in these trying times, it is extremely important — nay, it is of utmost importance! — that I be allowed to jump wildly to a conclusion that is not supported by the facts in any way. Further, instead of being abashed by Marie’s replies, which will point out that I am “completely wrong” and possibly “did not read the status the whole way through” and might even be “in need of some serious downtime, like, get offline, friend-o,” I intend to use them as further proof that everyone is against me in every way and that I have nothing in common with any other human being on this planet. I will then post a meme quoting the Dalai Lama.

That I will try to connect your status to my growing concern about my ability to protect my children’s health and well-being (emotional, mental, and physical) must be allowed without comment, at least if you hope that we can ever be friends again — which we cannot, at least until a year goes by, and Facebook shows me this posting as a memory. Then, I’ll re-read your original status, and it will make me chuckle, because now I will finally get the joke, and then I’ll realize, Oh, Lordy, I completely got the whole thing wrong last year, and I’ll wonder how I could have ostracized one of my oldest and dearest friends even to the point of burning my National Honor Society pin because we were inducted together in our junior year (and which, by the way, was not easily set on fire, so it ended up burning me pretty badly on on my right finger in a way that still hurts from time to time). Full of remorse, I will reach out to you to say I’m sorry, and you’ll be like, “Well, everyone was crazy at that time because of the president,” and I’ll say, “I’m uncomfortable with you using the adjective ‘crazy’ so cavalierly,” and you’ll say, “But seriously, weren’t you crazy?” I will really want to push the point about the importance of thoughtful language choices, but I won’t. I’ll decide to just let it go, and we’ll grab a beer at Ralph’s Inn just like we used to and things will almost be back to normal because a relationship based on trust and loyalty can withstand even my needing to go apeshit so badly I kinda deliberately misunderstood your harmless Facebook status.

But! In the meantime, we’re all stuck here in this miserable cesspool that is the current epoch in American history, so I’ll conclude this onslaught by saying that I have never been so outraged as I am by my partial reading of your status and I wish you ill, based on the extreme hurt you have not actually caused me, but which I caused myself by wildly misunderstanding your status update.

In conclusion, I’d also like to take this opportunity to blame your Facebook status update for the fact that I will be a little brusque with my children tonight, and that I’ll be upping the stakes on my commute tomorrow to driving 5 miles under the speed limit, because I already suspect, as I near the end of this tirade, that writing this is actually not going to make me feel better in any way at all.

Now that I am done, I see that it did not. I blame you.

Natural Bar Soap Guide | Gimme the Good Stuff

Natural Bar Soap Guide | Gimme the Good Stuff


Gimme the Good Stuff

When it comes bar soap, the good news is that there are tons of safe options. The bad news is that most can be difficult to find in stores.

6 x Nivea Body Spay for Man anti-perspirant 48h 150ml=5.07oz / Each (Pack of 6)

by admin @ Daisy Trade LLC » Products

6 x Nivea Body Spay for Man anti-perspirant 48h 150ml=5.07 fl oz / Each(Pack of 6) LOT OF 6 TOTAL OF 6 BOTTLES 150ml(5.07oz) / EACH! CHOOSE FROM THE MOST POPULAR SCENTS!  PACKAGE INCLUDES 6 pcs x Selected Scent of  Nivea Body Spay for Man anti-perspirant 48h 150ml=5.07fl oz / Each   Payment We accept only PayPal as method of payment. (PayPal helps protect your credit card information with industry-leading security and fraud prevention systems. When you use PayPal, your financial information is never shared with anybody including the merchant. In order to use PayPal, simply start shopping and choose PayPal as your payment option at the check out. You do not have to have a PayPal account. You can simply use your own credit card to pay but through PayPal. It’s completely secure and safe.) Payment must be done within 7 days after purchase. If the buyer does not pay for the item, I will cancel the order and a non-paying claim will be filed. If you think you bought the item accidentally or your PayPal account prevent you to make the payment, please contact us immediately. E-check payments will be shipped out after payment cleared on PayPal. Term… Read More

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Why Won’t You Just Let Us Pass a Health Care Bill and Kill a Few Million People?

by BOB VULFOV @ McSweeney’s

Dear America,

At this point, it’s just getting frustrating. Time and time again, our party’s leaders have drafted and presented health care bills to repeal and replace Obamacare. We’ve tried this thing from all possible angles, but the backlash to each potential bill has been so severe that we haven’t been able to get anything passed. Where is all this negativity coming from?

We had Paul Ryan take a crack at an alternative health care bill, but he blew it hard. Then, Mitch McConnell stepped up to the plate, and he also blew it hard. Now, this thing is in the hands of Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy, but constituent phone calls disparaging the bill are flooding all of our offices. This has forced our party to ask the American people a very important question: do you not want us to kill a few million people or something?

Look, we’re trying our best here. At any given point, we have twelve or so of our best and brightest old white men working on a health care alternative to Obamacare. A bunch of guys named Bradley and Ralph will not rest until working class Americans are screwed over real badly. It’s disheartening because we’re trying so hard, yet the American people still seem intent on rejecting any legislation we present just because a few million people might die. It’s almost like you people don’t want us to murder a huge chunk of the country.

Yes, we were the obstructionist party for eight years and we halted as much legislation as possible. But, now that we have control of Congress, we’re hell-bent on getting stuff done. We want to pass legislation! So, why won’t the American people just let us pass a health care bill that’ll treat pregnancy like a pre-existing condition and raise premiums for sick people? It’s completely ridiculous that you won’t let us kill a lot of poor people. Is that what this is all about? The millions of people who will die because they won’t be able to afford health care if we pass one of these bills? These very negative reactions to our death bills confuse and demoralize us.

Do you not like the name of the bill or something? Just say the word and we can have one of the Bradleys try naming the new health care bill something a bit more flashy. We just want to understand why so much skepticism is getting tossed our way. Is it all the impending death and suffering that any of these bills will entail? That can’t possibly be it. Why would so many average American citizens be against a systematic culling of the country’s working class, elderly, and disabled populations? It doesn’t make sense to us at all.

Lately, we feel like we just can’t win with you. Please let us pass a health care bill and kill a few million people. What is so wrong with that? Just let us do it. At the very least, you’ll need to explain to us why you disagree so intently with us unleashing a legislative plague across America.

Sincerely,
The GOP

Essential Oil Ingestion – Yea or Nea?

by Honey Sweetie Acres @ Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion

We truly love essential oils, however as aromatherapists, we are also acutely aware of their limitations and drawbacks. Simply put, essential...

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List: Has Autumn Arrived?

by DREW DISABATINO @ McSweeney’s

1. Have the leaves begun their colorful transformation?

2. Are cooler temperatures sweeping into the forecast?

3. Is flannel clothing popping up everywhere?

4. Do your food stores contain sufficient wheat, oats, and cured meats to see your kin through winter?

5. Has college football kicked off its first game of the season?

6. Did a temporary Halloween shop move into a vacant strip mall?

7. Did an improperly latched silo door lead wolves to decimate your food rations?

8. Are pumpkin-flavored coffee specials back on the menu?

9. Did your favorite fall sitcom return with new episodes?

10. Do the ramifications of the wolf raid keep you tossing in your rough-hewn straw mattress?

11. Is your local corn maze open for business?

12. Are you prepared to do what is necessary should baby Josiah succumb to the harsh grasp of winter?

13. Did you move your sweaters out of storage yet?

14. Are you questioning your god?

15. Did you make plans to go apple picking?

16. Can you live with the weight of your sins?

17. Have you taken a selfie in a pumpkin patch?

Beer Shampoo

by Colin @ Colin's Beauty Pages

I have just seen a post on Facebook where someone is wondering about how much beer they need to put in a beer shampoo.   They aren’t very sure – in fact they are considering anything between 5 and 50%.  That’s a lot of beer!  The only thing they are sure of is that they […]

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Man busted at JFK with $770K in hidden cash

Man busted at JFK with $770K in hidden cash


New York Post

Plop plop, fizz fizz, Oh what a…heckuva lot of cash that is. A man trying to fly to the Middle East out of JFK Airport was busted with more than $770,000 in cash hidden in boxes of Alka-Seltz…

ADGA National Dairy Goat Show – Results

by Honey Sweetie Acres @ Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion

Today was an amazing day for Honey Sweetie Acres.  As many of our regular readers know, we are in Madison, WI...

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6 x Denim After Shave for Men 100ml / 3.38 fl oz Each 10-Kinds (LOT OF 6)

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SHIPS FROM USA – DO NOT WAIT FOR WEEKS! 6 X Denim After Shave for Men  oz 10-Kinds Ships from USA!  SIZE 100ml / 3.38 fl ( EACH) Denim aftershave is a retro classic scent that characterizes the masculine character of a man. Original denim aftershave is very wearable and can be worn everyday. The subtle yet strong dry down fragrance will last all day without irritation. PACKAGE INCLUDES : 6 pcs x Selected Kind of Denim After Shave 100ml ( 6 pieces of same kind ) ATTENTION DEAR CUSTOMER :   IF THERE IS A RARE SITUATION OF A PROBLEM WITH YOUR ORDER PLEASE CONTACT US FIRST AND GIVE US A CHANCE TO WORK IT WITH YOU INSTEAD OF OPENING A CASE. WHEN YOU OPEN A CASE IT AFFECTS OUR SELLER PERFORMANCE RATING AND REDUCE OUR BUSINESS.   IF YOU CONTACT US DIRECTLY WE GUARANTEE A SOLUTION WITHIN 24 HOURS.   CASES OPENED THROUGH RESOLUTION CENTER WILL BE RESOLVED SLOWER ( UP TO 3 DAYS).   THANK YOU! Payment We accept only PayPal as method of payment. (PayPal helps protect your credit card information with industry-leading security and fraud prevention systems. When you use PayPal, your financial information is… Read More

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Do You Use Soap To Clean Your Vagina?

Do You Use Soap To Clean Your Vagina?


MadameNoire

A gynecologist recently told this author's sister that women should not be using soap to clean your vagina, going against everything we thought we knew.

Easy Make Ahead Orange Chicken Freezer Meal

by Karrie @ Happy Money Saver

You know those days when you think you can get a lot of stuff done around the house, and then you realize it’s summer? I mean seriously! Every 5 minutes my kids are either hungry, bored, fighting or trying to get device time. And while I do love it when everyone is happy and Icontinue reading

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Goat Milk Soap Closest PH Level To Our Skin

by @ Alabu Skin Care: Latest News

Goat’s milk has the closest PH level to our skin. It is full of essential nutrients and vitamins like vitamin C, B1, B6, B12, and E. It helps protect our skin from invading bacteria and chemicals, can reduce skin inflammation, and soothes dry and damaged skin.

How To Freeze Quinoa

by Karrie @ Happy Money Saver

Ever wonder how to freeze quinoa? Well, I’ve got your back. Cooking and freezing quinoa in bulk is a great way to save money and more importantly time! I’m not sure I have mentioned this on my blog yet, but recently my 12-year-old daughter had a food allergy test. And I nearly cried. She is allergiccontinue reading

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17 Homemade Soap Recipes & Tips

17 Homemade Soap Recipes & Tips


Snappy Living

These DIY homemade soap recipes and tips will get you started making your own soaps. Save money, protect sensitive skin, make vegan soaps, etc.

Forever 21 Is Opening A Beauty Store Filled With Our Favorite Brands

Forever 21 Is Opening A Beauty Store Filled With Our Favorite Brands

by Ashley Monaé @ MadameNoire

After dominating the fast fashion scene for over a decade, Forever 21 is switching up their clothing and accessories expertise and venturing into beauty. According to Refinery29, the company is launching a beauty boutique called Riley Rose. Similar to Forever 21’s reputation of offering the latest fashion trends and crazes in one sprawling store, Riley Rose […]

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Looking For A Job? I’m Hiring

by Colin @ Colin's Beauty Pages

Regular readers might have noticed that I have been running a consulting business over the last few years. It has been going pretty well and the volume of work I have is now a lot more than I can cope with on my own. So I am looking for some help. If you are in […]

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A Comparison of the Ingredients in Handmade Soap and Dove

A Comparison of the Ingredients in Handmade Soap and Dove


FeltMagnet

Is Dove better or worse than handmade soap? Here's a soap maker's opinion of handmade soap vs Dove.

TMZ Coverage of Historic Celebrity Feuds

by BOB VULFOV @ McSweeney’s

Cain and Abel

The first two sons of Adam and Eve are at it again. Cain is FURIOUS that Abel’s sacrifice was better received by God and now, the battle lines are drawn in sheep’s blood. Drama alert! Abel took out a restraining order against Cain last month, claiming in court documents that Cain kept asking him to go into the fields with him alone. Abel said to the judge, “I know he’s just gonna kill me out there!” Cain vehemently denies these allegations and plans to file a countersuit for libel. God offered some straightforward advice to the two siblings: “Work. It. Out.”

Martin Luther and Pope Leo X

The Pope has a clear message for Martin Luther when it comes to the Catholic Church: You’re outta here! Martin Luther’s manager tells TMZ that his client has been EXCOMMUNICATED from the Church. The latest blowup between these two comes on the heels of Luther accusing the Catholic Church of nepotism, corruption, and the sale of indulgences. Uh, was one of the 95 Theses an invitation to Martin Luther’s barbecue? Because we smell beef!

Isaac Newton and Robert Hooke

Royal Society sources tell TMZ that Isaac Newton still really, really, really doesn’t like Robert Hooke and thinks he’s a “punk with a microscope.” Hooke came after Newton in his latest diss letter, accusing the latter of plagiarism and saying, “Stop comparing me to Newton, he doesn’t even write his own theories!” The allegation is even more shocking because Hooke featured ON NEWTON’S LATEST ACADEMIC WORK, PRINCIPIA! Newton fired back by scrubbing every reference to Hooke in Principia. Looks like we’ve found two objects that can’t be brought together by gravity.

The Hatfields and the McCoys

These two Appalachian families are embroiled in a nasty feud that’s burnin’ hotter than a skillet full of spoonbread. Last evening, William Anderson Hatfield hopped on a table at his local tavern and yelled to the patrons: the McCoys CROSSED A LINE by stabbing two Hatfield brothers. The patriarch of the McCoy family, Randolph “Old Ranel” McCoy was livid after hearing about Hatfield’s tavern call-out, telling him, “You know what, dude? Let’s just f***ing fight already! Me and you. Enough of this family drama.” We’ll reach out to Hatfield for his reaction … stay tuned.

Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr

It’s official! TMZ spoke with representatives from both sides, who said that a date has FINALLY BEEN SET for the long-awaited duel between Hamilton and Burr. Both men will use Wogdon duelling pistols and will square off in Weehawken, NJ. The trash talk has already begun, with Burr calling Hamilton a “Federalist coward of low stock.” Wow, more like Aaron Burn! We’re in line for a lot more epic trash track as both duelers have signed on to do press conferences together in Toronto, Brooklyn, and London before the duel on July 11th.

Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla

Sorry, Nikola Tesla, but Thomas Edison won’t be apologizing anytime soon for calling Tesla’s alternating current technology “impractical” and “lame.” The Edison Electric Light Company frontman LAID INTO Tesla during an interview with TMZ, calling Tesla a “lunatic germaphobe with a ridiculous wardrobe.” Ouch. Edison claims he wasn’t trying to start beef, but the damage has been done. Tesla has apparently locked himself inside his laboratory/home, going full-recluse and only interacting with pigeons. As sources put it, “Nikola is slipping into a dark place.” Our thoughts are with Tesla… hopefully he builds some sort of machine that’ll light up that dark place for him.

Great Feeling Skin, Goat Milk Soap

by @ Alabu Skin Care: Latest News

There are chemicals in commercial soap that can cause problems such as dry skin. Commercial soap keeps your skin from feeling and looking as good as it can. Goat milk soap is all natural which help to create healthier skin for you. Why not use a natural soap that is fortified with vitamins and helps to strengthen the skin instead of drying it out or causing rashes.

Dove’s ‘Real’ Beauty Products Are Filled With Cancer-Causing Chemicals, Fake Dyes and Toxic Fragrance

Dove’s ‘Real’ Beauty Products Are Filled With Cancer-Causing Chemicals, Fake Dyes and Toxic Fragrance


Daily Health Post

We love Dove’s campaign, but ‘Real Beauty’ is coming from harmful ingredients! Here is why you should never use Dove products again!

Kitchen Craft: Soap Clouds! {And homemade kiddie tub soaps} - Our Best Bites

Kitchen Craft: Soap Clouds! {And homemade kiddie tub soaps} - Our Best Bites


Our Best Bites

You know what question Kate and I get a lot?  “How do you girls do it it all??”  Our schedules are full, just as many of yours are, and it comes with the constant struggle of balancing Mom-life with work-life.  And like most other Mothers out there, when it comes down to it and one... Read Post

Amazon Gold Box – Save up to 40% off Tailgating Essentials

by Maygan @ Queen Bee Coupons & Savings

Amazon Gold Box – Up to 40% off Tailgating Essentials Today only, Amazon is offering up to 40% off Tailgating Essentials. Popular teams are selling fast but we’re seeing lots of best prices! All items available while supplies last. Check out some of the great deals we found:: NCAA Portable Folding Tailgate Chair with Cup […]

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Why Do Drug Stores Put Soap Under Lock and Key?

Why Do Drug Stores Put Soap Under Lock and Key?


Gizmodo

The last time I bought body wash at a downtown CVS, I had to call over an employee just to unlock the glass case. What? Why would anyone want to steal plastic bottles of soap worth a few bucks at best? The answer might surprise you.

DIY All-Natural Lavender Soap

by Flower @ Happy Money Saver

This all natural lavender soap will leave your hands so soft and smelling like a fresh field of flowers!   If there is one thing I truly enjoy, it is making my own homemade items, like this lavender soap. You can choose what goes into it, how it is made (process), the shape it comescontinue reading

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USPS vs. UPS Trial Period

by Honey Sweetie Acres @ Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion

Today’s Blog is an update on our shipping process.   Offering our customers FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50 is very important...

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3 x Rexona Men LOTUS F-1 Deodorant and Anti-Perspirant 50ml = 1.7 oz / Each

by admin @ Daisy Trade LLC » Products

3 x  Rexona Men LOTUS F-1 Anti-Perspirant Roll-On 50ml = 1.70 oz / Each   48-HOUR PROTECTION Rexona won’t let you down. Thanks to the unique technology developed by Unilever scientists, which releases extra protection when you need it most, you can be certain Rexona will keep you feeling fresh all day. Our research and development experts know that men and women have very different demands when it comes to deodorants. That’s why we’ve developed products to meet their individual needs. Our proprietary body-responsive technology means Rexona can sense when your body needs extra protection – and provide it on cue. In fact, Rexona scientists discovered that there’s a difference between the way your body produces sweat when you’re hot, and the way you start sweating when you’re stressed or anxious. Rexona is designed to deliver anti-perspirant protection on both counts. And with our No White Marks technology, your clothes will stay looking as fresh as you’ll feel. Rexona was the first brand to introduce its Crystal range – deodorants which go on completely clear, eliminating the white marks aerosols and sticks can leave on dark clothes. Rexona’s global reach Unilever is the largest anti-perspirant and deodorant manufacturer in the… Read More

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24 x Axe Deodorant Body Spray WHOLESALE! 4oz / Each (LOT OF 24)

by admin @ Daisy Trade LLC » Products

SHIPS FROM USA – DO NOT WAIT FOR WEEKS!  Axe Deodorant Body Spray WHOLESALE – LOT OF 24 TOTAL OF 24 BOTTLES 4oz / EACH! CHOOSE FROM THE MOST POPULAR SCENTS!  Science shows that Axe’s improved fragrance acts upon the female libido and stimulates the clothing-removal section of the female brain. Which means, you can fulfill more of your manly desires. One application of the new improved Axe and you’ll smell like a hunk of man candy all day long . When you wear Axe, your new and improved male musk is released into the atmosphere, quickly reaching nearby females. Getting the girl has never been easier, thanks to the AXE effect.. Quasi-scientific research has proven women like men who smell good.Please select one scent                PACKAGE INCLUDES :                          24 pcs x Selected Scent of  Axe Deodorant Body Spray 4 oz / Each ATTENTION DEAR CUSTOMER :   IF THERE IS A RARE SITUATION OF A PROBLEM WITH YOUR ORDER PLEASE CONTACT US FIRST AND GIVE US A CHANCE TO WORK IT WITH YOU INSTEAD OF OPENING A CASE. WHEN YOU OPEN… Read More

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Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit  of Your Time

Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time


McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Hi there, hi, excuse me, sir? Could I interest you in trying a sample of Dove’s new line of men’s body wash?I know, I know you’re busy. What do yo...

Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal

by ANDREW PAUL @ McSweeney’s

Good morning and yom tov, fellow Jewish blood brethren! On behalf of all of us here on the Supreme Council, I’d like to welcome each and every one of you to 5778’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave. It’s been quite the year for string-pulling, shadow financing — hell, just for general machinations overall — and I want to first thank you all for really putting in the extra work in kicking off what I think will be our greatest Western Cultural Purge to date. I mean this from the bottom of my heart: we couldn’t have done this without your tireless scheming.

In terms of public outreach, I think our Hate Crime Hoax Unit did a particularly bang-up job. According to the forged data they supplied to the media and other outlets, anti-Semitic “occurrences” have soared across the board. In New York City, we convinced the NYPD of a 110% increase in reported incidents within the first two months of the gentiles’ 2017 alone! Great work, guys. This has done a fantastic job of really throwing the general public off our trail while we further our conquest of American society. I hear that many of them actually think this is some of the highest levels of anti-Jewish sentiment since before 1933’s Great Hoax! Incredible work.

On a bigger level, the Shadow Government really knocked it out of the park with this sham White House administration. I know a lot of you raised an eyebrow when we chose people like Steve Bannon and Sebastian Gorka, but I want to shine a spotlight on them there at the back table. Steve, Sebastian — please take a stand. No, no, you earned it. These two mole operatives spent years supposedly advancing white identitarian ideals and nationalist jingoism to the forefront of America’s dialogue, further ensuring that the goyim are distracted with bigoted fervor while the Shadow Government puts the finishing touches on replacing all of Congress with our recently-acquired shapeshifting reptilian slave army. I know of few people more devoted to the cause of Jewish domination — Gorka even spent time with an obscure Hungarian Nazi-sympathizing political party, going so far as to walk around wearing one of their medals! That’s method acting that some of our Hollywood brothers and sisters still struggle to achieve. Great job, you two. You’ve more than earned your condos on our Moon Base.

As for social media infiltration, well, I think that speaks for itself. While everyone is in a titter about Acolyte Mark Zuckerberg potentially running for “President,” Facebook’s ad targeting has allowed us to "market specifically to “Jew Haters.” Our enemy database is now that much more thorough in time for the Reckoning. Also, I’d be remiss in not admitting that PewDiePie’s success has gone far beyond what I thought possible. I know I was initially on the fence about employing an Aryan traitor as YouTube’s biggest star, but man, did he pull out all the stops with those Nazi jokes. On top of that, those subtle jabs at our Media Division by saying that we were “out to get him?” Genius, pure and simple. He’ll be spared sacrifice at the Reckoning, for sure. Goes to show that even the Chief Elder Rabbi is wrong sometimes!

I know that sometimes, at first glance, these all might not seem like the most straightforward approaches to overthrowing capitalism. Heck, some of our choices might sound plain counter-intuitive, bordering on nonsensical. But that, my brothers and sisters, is the key to our success after all these generations. Dizzying plots and logistically inconceivable feats of conniving are our matzoh and butter, people! And, if I may be so bold, I predict that 5778 will be the year it all falls into place for us. Now, let’s top off our goblets of Christian babies’ blood and raise a toast to this past year and all its successes. Praised be to Mammon!

Tumeric in Skin Care

by Honey Sweetie Acres @ Honey Sweetie Acres Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Lotion

If you are a “foodie” or just someone interested in pursuing a healthier lifestyle, I am sure you have heard of...

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Dove Purely Pampering Body Cream with Shea Butter & Warm Vanilla (300ml)
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Dove Antiperspirant Spray Deodorant For Women 150 ml ( Pack of 10 ) + Our Travel Size Perfume
$32.99
Dove Antiperspirant Deodorant Silk Dry, 48 Hr., 150 ML (Pack of 6)
$16.49
Dove Body Wash, Deep Moisture Pump, 34 Ounce, (Pack of 2)
$26.59
Dove Silky Nourishment Body Cream 10.1 oz
$7.10
Dove Purely Pampering Body Wash, Pistachio Cream with Magnolia, 16.9 Ounce / 500 Ml (Pack of 3)
$17.48
Improved Formulation Go Fresh Dove Anti-Perspirant Deodorant Spray Grapefruit & lemongrass Scent (6 Can)
$16.50
Dove Men + Care Face Lotion Hydrate + 1.69 OZ - Buy Packs and SAVE (Pack of 3)
$19.50
Dove Purely Pampering Body Wash, Shea Butter with Warm Vanilla, 16.9 Ounce / 500 Ml (Pack of 3)
$12.99
Dove Men + Care Clean Comfort Spray Deodorant & Anti-Perspirant 150ML / 5.07 Oz,(6 Pack)
$16.10
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$14.99
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$17.88
Dove Original Anti-Perspirant Deodorant 48h Spray 150 ml / 5 fl oz (6-Pack)
$15.99
Dove Go Fresh Anti-Perspirant Deodorant Spray 150ml Grapefruit & lemongrass Scent (1 Can)
$5.76
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$7.99
Dove Men Plus Care Body Wash, Deep Clean, 13.5 Ounce (Pack of 3)
$22.33
Dove Beauty Cream Bar Soap, Go Fresh Revive, 100 G / 3.5 Oz Bars (Pack of 12)
$14.65
Dove Men+Care Deodorant Stick Clean Comfort 3 oz(Pack of 3)
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$18.06
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6 Pack Dove Cotton Dry Anti-Perspirant Deodorant Spray 48 Hour Protection 150 Ml
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Dove Go Fresh Restore Beauty Bars, Blue Fig and Orange Blossom Scent, 4.75 Oz (Pack of 12)
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Dove Invs Sold Pwd Size 2.6z Dove Powder Invisible Solid Antiperspirant Deodorant
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Dove Men + Care Antiperspirant & Deodorant, Cool Silver 2.70 oz (Pack of 4)
$14.99
Dove Advanced Care Antiperspirant, Clear Finish 2.6 oz, 4 Count
$19.52
Dove Ultimate go fresh Cool Essentials Anti-perspirant/Deodorant, 2.6 Ounce (Pack of 4)
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Dove Advanced Care Anti-Perspirant Deodorant, Revive 2.6 Oz (Pack of 3)
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Dove Original Spray Deodorant Anti Perspirant 150 Ml 5.07oz (Pack of 3)
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Dove Hair Therapy Daily Moisture Conditioner, 40 Fl Oz
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Dove Go Fresh Beauty Bar Soap, Cool Moisture, 6 Count
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Dove Invisible Dry Anti White Marks Antiperspirant Deodorant, 150 Ml / 5 Oz (Pack of 6)
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Dove Winter Care Beauty Bars - 14/4oz
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Dove Men + Care Dry Spray Antiperspirant, Clean Comfort (Pack of 4)
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Dove Go Fresh Cool Moisture Body Wash, Cucumber and Green Tea Pump 34 Ounce (Pack of 2)
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Dove Men + Care Body & Face Wash, Sensitive Shield 13.50 oz (Pack of 3)
$20.70
Dove Go Fresh Revive Anti-Perspirant Deodorant Stick for Unisex, 2.6 Ounce
$6.69
Dove Men + Care Extra Fresh Non-irritant Antiperspiration 5 Pack
$24.99
Dove Invisible Dry Anti White Marks Anti-Perspirant Deoderant
$5.12
(Duo Set) Dove Damage Therapy Intensive Repair, Shampoo & Conditioner, 12 Oz. bottles
$13.19
Dove Men+Care Body and Face Wash, Clean Comfort 18 oz
Dove Damage Therapy Daily Moisture Shampoo, 2.8 Pound
$14.99
Dove Men Care Non-Irritant Antiperspirant Deodorant, Extra Fresh - 2.7 Ounce (5 in Pack)
$22.47
Dove Nutritive Therapy, Nourishing Oil Care, DUO Set Shampoo + Conditioner, 12 Ounce, 1 Each
$12.98
Dove Men+Care Post Shave Balm, Hydrate+ 3.4 oz (Pack of 2)
$12.65
Dove Beauty Bar, Pink 4 oz, 14 Bar
$17.99
Dove Original Beauty Cream Bar White Soap 100 G / 3.5 Oz Bars (Pack of 12) by Dove
$16.99
Dove Shave Gel Sensitive 7 oz. (Pack of 3)
$17.26
Dove Cotton Soft Anti-Perspirant Deodorant Spray Dry 48 Hour Protection (Pack of 6) 150 Ml by Dove
$20.98
Dove Clinical Protection Anti-Perspirant Deodorant Solid, Revive 1.70 oz(Pack of 2)
$13.48
Dove Shampoo, Dryness & Itch Relief 12 oz
$5.59
Dove Body Wash Deep Moisture 24 oz, Pack of 3
$15.16
Dove Purely Pampering Body Wash, Coconut Milk (24 fl. oz., 3 pk.)
$24.09
Dove go sleeveless Antiperspirant, Beauty Finish 2.6 oz, 2 Pack
$4.99
Dove Beauty Bar, White 4 oz, 2 Bar
Dove Men + Care Revitalize Face Cream Lotion 1.69oz (Quantity 1)
$4.97
Dove Oxygen Moisture Shampoo and Conditioner Set 12 Ounce
$13.85
Sensitive Skin Unscented Moisturizing Cream Beauty Bar By Dove, 12 Count 4 Oz Each
$19.99
Dove Beauty Bar, Sensitive Skin 4 oz, 6 bar
$12.99
Dove Regenerative Nourishment Shampoo and Conditioner Set, 8.45 FL OZ each
$15.99
Dove Purely Pampering Shea Butter Beauty Bar with Vanilla Scent Soap 3.5 Oz / 100 Gr (Pack of 12 Bars)
$17.48
Dove Antiperspirant Deodorant, Powder 2.6 Ounce, (Pack of 6)
$21.36
Dove Body Wash Deep Moisture 24 oz, Pack of 3
$15.16
6 Cans of Dove Men+Care Invisible Dry 150ml Anti-Perspirant Anti-Transpirant Spray
$18.72
Dove Clinical Protection Antiperspirant Deodorant, Cool Essentials 1.7 oz
$7.72
Dove Sensitive Skin Nourishing Body Wash, 12 Ounce (2 Pack)
$19.33
Dove Men+Care Body Wash, Extra Fresh 23.5 Ounce (Pack of 2)
$20.45
Dove Men + Care Face Wash, Hydrate, 5 Oz (Pack of 3)
$18.40
Dove Men+Care Body Wash, Extra Fresh 13.5 oz, Twin Pack
$16.99
Dove Hs Srength/Shine Xho Size 7z Dove Hs Srength/Shine Xhold 7z
$8.77
Dove Dry Shampoo Refresh and Care Volume and Fullness, 5 Ounces, 3 Pack
$16.80
Dove Men+Care 2 in 1 Shampoo and Conditioner, Fresh and Clean 25.4 oz
Dove Sensitive Skin Unscented Hypo-Allergenic Beauty Bar 4 oz, 2 ea (Pack of 2)
$11.14
Dove Men + Care Body & Face Wash, Clean Comfort 13.50 oz ( Pack of 3)
$16.10
Dove Men + Care Fortfying Shampoo+conditioner 2 in 1 32fl Oz
$16.05
Dove Go Fresh Cucumber & Green Tea Scent, Antiperspirant & Deodorant Stick, 1.4 Oz / 40 Ml (Pack of 4)
$9.98
Dove Body Wash, Sensitive Skin Pump, 34 Ounce (Pack of 2)
$27.33
Dove Body Lotion, Cream Oil Intensive, 13.5 Ounce (Pack of 3)
$23.49
Dove Damage Therapy Cool Moisture Shampoo (12 oz) and Conditioner (12 oz)
$11.99
Dove Go Fresh Antiperspirant & Deodorant, Cool Essentials - 2.6 oz - 2 pk
$12.99
Dove Go Fresh Antiperspirant Deodorant, Restore, 2.6 Ounce (Pack of 2)
$9.11
Dove Men+Care Body and Face Bar, Deep Clean 4 oz, 6 Bar
$9.39
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