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Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal

by ANDREW PAUL @ McSweeney’s

Good morning and yom tov, fellow Jewish blood brethren! On behalf of all of us here on the Supreme Council, I’d like to welcome each and every one of you to 5778’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave. It’s been quite the year for string-pulling, shadow financing — hell, just for general machinations overall — and I want to first thank you all for really putting in the extra work in kicking off what I think will be our greatest Western Cultural Purge to date. I mean this from the bottom of my heart: we couldn’t have done this without your tireless scheming.

In terms of public outreach, I think our Hate Crime Hoax Unit did a particularly bang-up job. According to the forged data they supplied to the media and other outlets, anti-Semitic “occurrences” have soared across the board. In New York City, we convinced the NYPD of a 110% increase in reported incidents within the first two months of the gentiles’ 2017 alone! Great work, guys. This has done a fantastic job of really throwing the general public off our trail while we further our conquest of American society. I hear that many of them actually think this is some of the highest levels of anti-Jewish sentiment since before 1933’s Great Hoax! Incredible work.

On a bigger level, the Shadow Government really knocked it out of the park with this sham White House administration. I know a lot of you raised an eyebrow when we chose people like Steve Bannon and Sebastian Gorka, but I want to shine a spotlight on them there at the back table. Steve, Sebastian — please take a stand. No, no, you earned it. These two mole operatives spent years supposedly advancing white identitarian ideals and nationalist jingoism to the forefront of America’s dialogue, further ensuring that the goyim are distracted with bigoted fervor while the Shadow Government puts the finishing touches on replacing all of Congress with our recently-acquired shapeshifting reptilian slave army. I know of few people more devoted to the cause of Jewish domination — Gorka even spent time with an obscure Hungarian Nazi-sympathizing political party, going so far as to walk around wearing one of their medals! That’s method acting that some of our Hollywood brothers and sisters still struggle to achieve. Great job, you two. You’ve more than earned your condos on our Moon Base.

As for social media infiltration, well, I think that speaks for itself. While everyone is in a titter about Acolyte Mark Zuckerberg potentially running for “President,” Facebook’s ad targeting has allowed us to "market specifically to “Jew Haters.” Our enemy database is now that much more thorough in time for the Reckoning. Also, I’d be remiss in not admitting that PewDiePie’s success has gone far beyond what I thought possible. I know I was initially on the fence about employing an Aryan traitor as YouTube’s biggest star, but man, did he pull out all the stops with those Nazi jokes. On top of that, those subtle jabs at our Media Division by saying that we were “out to get him?” Genius, pure and simple. He’ll be spared sacrifice at the Reckoning, for sure. Goes to show that even the Chief Elder Rabbi is wrong sometimes!

I know that sometimes, at first glance, these all might not seem like the most straightforward approaches to overthrowing capitalism. Heck, some of our choices might sound plain counter-intuitive, bordering on nonsensical. But that, my brothers and sisters, is the key to our success after all these generations. Dizzying plots and logistically inconceivable feats of conniving are our matzoh and butter, people! And, if I may be so bold, I predict that 5778 will be the year it all falls into place for us. Now, let’s top off our goblets of Christian babies’ blood and raise a toast to this past year and all its successes. Praised be to Mammon!

Rejoice! Amy Poehler and Natasha Lyonne Are Teaming Up for a New Netflix Show

by Anne Catherine Demere @ Femestella

Amy Poehler and Natasha Lyonne together again? To quote Amy, if we may: yes, please! Netflix has officially ordered an 8-episode, straight-to-series comedy produced by Amy and Natasha and we couldn’t be more psyched. And apparently, we’re not the only ones who are pumped. Natasha said in a statement that she was excited to work with…

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Dove Releases Soap Dispenser Products For "Washing Your Asshole"

Dove Releases Soap Dispenser Products For "Washing Your Asshole"


Nevada County Scooper

The new product, called Dove Real Clean, is targeted at the growing "anus grooming" market.

BREAKING: Obama DID Spy On President Trump and His Staff, as ‘Unmasking’ Scandal Grows (VIDEO)

BREAKING: Obama DID Spy On President Trump and His Staff, as ‘Unmasking’ Scandal Grows (VIDEO)

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

The Obama administration orchestrated a far-reaching, and possibly illegal, spy campaign on President-elect Trump and his team. That is the conclusion many are making after the newest revelation that former United Nations Ambassador Susan Power sought to expose the names of hundreds of Americans included in intelligence reports. The Power revelation is only the latest ...

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Lakme Absolute Argan Oil Radiance Overnight Oil-in-Serum Review

by ibh @ Indian Beauty Hub

Hello everyone, my today’s review is about the second product from Lakme’s newly launched Argan Oil Radiance products range. I’ve already reviewed the Argan Oil Radiance Oil-in-Creme and this time I’ll be reviewing Lakme Absolute Argan Oil Radiance Overnight Oil-in-Serum. It claims to be infused with Moroccon Argan oil and combines the power of a serum […]

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New Dove soap bottles cause controversy

New Dove soap bottles cause controversy


WKBT

Dove's new soap bottles to match different body types is sparking controversy on social media.

Lakme Absolute Argan Oil Radiance Oil-in-Creme SPF 30 PA++ Review

by ibh @ Indian Beauty Hub

Hello everyone, today I’m sharing the review of the new Lakme Absolute Argan Oil Radiance Oil-in-Creme. Lakme beauty brand has recently launched their Absolute Argan Oil collection that includes a day cream, a night face serum, a foundation, lipsticks, and a nail paint remover. I am a big fan of Lakme makeup products and I […]

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New Dove soap bottles cause controversy

New Dove soap bottles cause controversy


WISC

Dove's new soap bottles to match different body types is sparking controversy on social media.

What’s Brewing: New Dove bottles recreate women’s figures

What’s Brewing: New Dove bottles recreate women’s figures


WTNH Connecticut News

On today’s edition of What’s Brewing is National Teacher Appreciation Day, working moms, a new ad from Dove and a happy surprise for a 4th grader!

Yes! You Can Eat Anything You Want And Still Lose Weight! Here’s How

by Emaan Shah @ STYLECRAZE

Are you guilty of yo-yo dieting? If so, you’re not alone. In this day and age, it feels as though almost every new week brings another brand new diet craze. Which, let’s face it, you’re ultimately going to fail at. [...]

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Goat Milk Soap Works Wonders!

by @ Alabu Skin Care: Latest News

Goat milk contains over 50 nutrients, acids, minerals and enzymes that work to nourish and revitalize dehydrated skin. It is the only milk that contains capric capryllic triglyceride. Because goat milk soap has a pH level similar to human skin it benefits the skin by protecting skin from bacterial and chemical invasions.

NEW Neutrogena Coupons = Facial items as low as $1.46 each at Kroger!

by Katie @ Kroger Krazy

We have a couple NEW Neutrogena Coupons to talk about this morning. These items are at Low prices at Kroger right now too! If you want to print and save for a Kroger sale, doooo it! If you want to use NOW, you can score the Neutrogena Facial Bars for just $1.46 each! We also […]

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Dove (soap type) Fragrance Oil

Dove (soap type) Fragrance Oil


New York Scent

Offering a large selection of premium quality fragrance oils for soap and candle making. We also stock a wide range of beautiful mica colors for your soap and cosmetic products. We buy in bulk so you don't have to!

Help! I Just Clicked Gmail’s Automated Responses and Now I am On a Deserted Island in Fiji for Having Accrued Too Much Debt

by BROTI GUPTA and KAREN CHEE @ McSweeney’s

“Thank you! You, too!”

“What was that?”

“Oh, okay.”

“That sounds great!”

“That also sounds great!”

“That doesn’t sound as good.”

“Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long. And wouldn’t it be nice to live together, in the kind of world where we belong?”

“What do you mean these ‘lyrics’ are taken? I just published it as an original poem.”

“No, I thought of them independently! I’ve never even met a Beach Man before.”

“OK, well it seems like they should be Men by now.”

“No, I would not like a lawyer at this time.”

“Actually, I would like one immediately. A female lawyer is fine. I am a male feminist.”

“The legal prep is going well. I’m picking up good vibrations. She’s giving me excitations.”

“Of course I did not mean that sexually. I read bell hooks once, and it was good.”

“Hold on, those are also lyrics?”

“Maybe I’m a musical prodigy.”

“THEY want to meet ME?”

“Oh, well can I ask for their autographs in court?”

“Yes, fine, I will flee the country until you figure this out.”

“One way sounds fine, I’ll book when I get there.”

“Quick question: where exactly is Fiji and how many islands does it have? Is there Wi-Fi?”

“My lawyer, lost at sea?? Good luck, fish!”

“Oh, I didn’t mean to make light of it.”

“Yes, I can make the memorial service next week.”

“Bring the body?”

“Please resend longitude and latitude.”

“Weak signal, but sailed to neighboring island. Will loop you in soon.”

“Boat sailed away. Cell tower was mirage. Turned out to be a tree.”

“Lost the case? Lost the lawyer too.”

“Sand tastes terrible.”

“It’s been one week on the island.”

“Sand is tasting better now.”

“Week seventy: my only dreams are about the island. Life before it means nothing.”

“I’ve been so bored that I started writing music. No lyrics though, don’t worry. Wanna listen?”

“Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. The MELODY?”

“No, of course I didn’t! Has anyone ever surfed the U.S.A.? That’s not even possible with all the land!”

“So far I have to pay for the funeral, a new lawyer, the court fees, and now three songs?”

“Okay, ha-ha, you created an email address for my landlord.”

“So far I have to pay for the funeral, a new lawyer, the court fees, three songs, and RENT????”

“Week one-hundred forty: I’m married to Philip. We had been dating on and off for a few months. At first, I thought I wouldn’t get into anything serious, but as time went on, our relationship solidified. He is my soul. He is my purpose. He is my rock. He is a coconut. He fell out of a tree and landed directly onto me, forever changing my life and permanently damaging my left knee. I am devastated to report that he is cheating on me. The last thing I wanted was to be clingy, but while I was working through my trust issues, he found solace in Elizabeth, another coconut, who is not in debt because, again, she is a coconut. The nights are sad, dry, and lonely, and the days are exactly the same, but drier. I keep running into Philip and Elizabeth rolling around together and it wrecks my heart. My only respite from this hell are the moments that I spend looking after mine and Philip’s son. Yes, I am a mother — a good mother at that. My boy used to be part of the boat that brought me here. I think we’ll be alright, Danny and I. We’ll have to be.”

“Thank you! You, too!”

Nivea Body Deodorizer Fresh Rose & Care Review – Gas Free Deo Spray for Women

by ibh @ Indian Beauty Hub

Hello everyone, today I’m reviewing the new Nivea Body Deodorizer Fresh Rose & Care. I am a big fan of Nivea doedorants especially their roll-on deo (I have shared the review of the few of their deos on my blog if interested you can check here). I searched online these newly launched deodorisers for quite some […]

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Best Dove Soaps And Body Washes Available In India

Best Dove Soaps And Body Washes Available In India


STYLECRAZE

Dove is a brand that has now become a part of our lives. Here is a list of the best dove soaps and body washes in the market today!

People hate Dove's new ad campaign, despite well-meaning message

People hate Dove's new ad campaign, despite well-meaning message


San Antonio Express-News

The six limited-edition Dove soap bottles come in shapes meant to emulate the body types of women.

NEW Skintimate and Edge Coupon | Shave Gel for ONLY $1.99 at Kroger!!

by Katie @ Kroger Krazy

If you're in need of more shave gel and cream, make sure to get your hands on the newish printable coupon for Skintimate and Edge. These are $2.99 at Kroger right now so after coupon you'll pay $1.99 instead. Edge or Skintimate Shave Gel (7 oz) – $2.99 (thru 9/26)Use $1.00/1 Edge or Skintimate Shave […]

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President Trump’s Approval Rating Is Up After Reaching Across The Aisle

President Trump’s Approval Rating Is Up After Reaching Across The Aisle

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

President Donald Trump’s approval numbers are going up, keyed by his recent efforts to work with Democrats to come up with bipartisan solutions. According to a new NBC/Wall Street Journal poll released today, President Trump’s approval rating is up three points from last month. Trump’s recent work with congressional Democrats, his decision to end President ...

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Here's What Bothers Me About the New Dove Ad

Here's What Bothers Me About the New Dove Ad


Bitch Media

If you’re a human being with a social media account, you’ve seen the new Dove commercial already. ...

No, But Seriously, Dove Soap Is Bad

No, But Seriously, Dove Soap Is Bad


The Concourse

So yesterday, BuzzFeed's editors, in a super duper blatant breach of the tenets of their Editorial Standards And Ethics Guide, deleted a post in which staff writer Arabelle Sicardi criticized toiletries brand Dove for its sleazy, exploitative advertising. Dove, you see, is owned by Unilever—the multinational consumer goods behemoth last seen being an oversensitive penis over the definition of mayonnaise—which happens to be one of BuzzFeed's major advertising partners.

Soul Sanctuary Apricot Walnut Face Scrub Review

by ibh @ Indian Beauty Hub

Hello everyone, today I am sharing the review of the Soul Sanctuary Apricot Walnut face scrub. I received this scrub along with some other stuff from the brand a few months back. I have already shared the reviews of face cleanser and bathing soap. Exfoliating becomes a breeze with this heavenly apricot walnut scrub. Remove […]

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CRAZY VIDEO: Tucker Carlson Vs. A Witch Who Casts Spells on President Trump

CRAZY VIDEO: Tucker Carlson Vs. A Witch Who Casts Spells on President Trump

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

Fox News’ Tucker Carlson routinely interviews some of Washington’s biggest movers and shakers, but even he has to take a day off and interview a random crazy person. Thankfully, a California witch who claims to be casting “binding” spells on Donald Trump to keep him from enacting “mean policies” was available. On Tuesday night, Carlson ...

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Grab Perdue Refrigerated Chicken items for ONLY $2.25 each at Kroger!

by Katie @ Kroger Krazy

Sooooo…. Kendra wanted this posted YESTERDAY, but we realized the sale ended! BUMMER! BUT WAIT! You just WAIT! She went back to Kroger last night JUST to get these new pictures for us because these Perdue Refrigerated Chicken items are going to be just $2.25 each! I just love her! 🙂 Perdue Refrigerated or Short […]

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Elizabeth Moss F-Bomb in Her Emmy Speech was Very Scientologist of Her

by Interrobang Staff @ The Interrobang

When Elizabeth Moss dropped an f-bomb during her Emmy expectance speech for her role in The Handmaid’s Tale, who knew it was a Scientologist move. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Scientologist are encouraged to are encouraged to used curse words in order to better communicate with the rest of the world. “Scientologists are urged to […]

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Dove sparks controversy over new bottles

Dove sparks controversy over new bottles


KECI

A new advertisement for Dove is sparking up controversy on social media after the company started touting its body positive soap bottles.

Lysol Disinfectant Spray ONLY $1.79 with Kroger Mega Event (Reg $5.79)!!

by Katie @ Kroger Krazy

When going through the new Kroger Digital Coupons this morning I noticed a new $2.00 Lysol Disinfectant Spray coupon.  These sprays are part of the Kroger Mega Event for $3.79 so you'll be paying as low as $1.79 instead. Lysol Disinfectant Spray (12.5 oz) – $3.79 (wyb 4 participating items thru 9/26)Use $2.00/1 Lysol Disinfectant […]

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The Coffin Industry Proudly Supports the Graham-Cassidy Health Care Bill

by MATTHEW DISLER @ McSweeney’s

Well, there’s another effort to repeal Obamacare, and once again there are a handful of fringe groups speaking out against the new bill, like the American Medical Association, the National Council for Behavioral Health, the American Cancer Society Action Network, the American Diabetes Association, the American Heart Association, the American Lung Association, the Arthritis Foundation, the National Health Council, the March of Dimes, the American Hospital Association, AARP, the Blue Cross Blue Shield Association, and America’s Health Insurance Plans.

But Americans know that we can’t trust people like doctors and insurers to tell us about our health and our insurance. It’s time for other industry groups to take a stand. That’s why the coffin industry is proud to support the new health care bill.

Whenever we evaluate a piece of legislation, the coffin industry asks two questions. One: Will it help Americans? And two: Will it help coffins? I think the answer, in the case of this bill, is clear.

Let’s put it this way: There are millions of Americans without work. But each new coffin requires the labor of five employees to cut the wood, assemble the wood, insert cushions, polish everything, and test the coffin’s durability by dropping it from six-foot ledges. That’s not even counting all of the other professions in dozens of coffin-related industries, from the truck drivers who transport the coffins to your Main Street funeral parlor to the security guards who have to fight off people who think they are vampires and try to steal the coffins.

If Congress passes the new health care bill, there will be a boom in demand for all of these jobs, and America’s unemployment problems will be solved. The economy will become as shiny and sturdy as a new oak coffin.

Is that cheering I hear?

If you still aren’t sure what to think about the new health care plan, just picture two things: millions of new coffins, and the legislators supporting the plan. Associate those two things forever in your brain. And then try telling me that you’re still not sure where you stand.

Now, you may be asking yourself, “Why should I trust the coffin industry? What has Big Coffin ever done for me?” To that I can only point to our decades — no, centuries — of experience working with people in dire need of health care. Coffins and sick people have been connected since long before insurance companies, or doctors, or the March of Dimes, or dimes. So I’m pretty confident that we know a thing or two about how to keep Americans’ bodies healthy-looking and well preserved!

At least for a few days.

But imagine a new America, built on a coffin empire! A coffin in every home! Crowds of people, marching off to the coffin factory in the morning, and coming home to their own house on Coffin Drive at night. Sports teams sponsored by coffins. A coffin company buying NBC. All of these are within our reach, if our representatives just vote for the new health care bill.

Only with concerted public pressure will your representatives listen to you and make the right choice. So call your senator and tell them that you want to see more coffins! Coffins everywhere!

And don’t mention the urn industry. They’re against the bill.

Advil Liqui-Gel Minis ONLY $3.99 at Kroger with NEW Coupon!

by Katie @ Kroger Krazy

How about another awesome NEW Coupon to talk about! We have a NEW $1.00/1 Advil Liqui-Gels Minis coupon making these 20 ct bottles just $3.99 at Kroger! Advil Liqui-Gels Minis (20 ct) – $4.99 (Reg Price)Use $1.00/1 Advil Liqui-Gels Minis product printable Or $2.00/1 Advil Liqui-Gels Minis – 9-10-17 RP; Includes 20 ct or Larger Only (exp […]

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Dove's ridiculous new body wash bottles are the apotheosis of its "real beauty" campaigns

Dove's ridiculous new body wash bottles are the apotheosis of its "real beauty" campaigns


Quartz

All soap bottles—I mean, women—are beautiful as they are.

List: Rejected Slogans from My Avant-Garde Literary Manifesto

by HUGO BRANLEY @ McSweeney’s

Our new literature will not be constrained by rules or injunctions!

Never again will we allow ourselves to be boxed in by spatial metaphors!

Down with prepositions!

Waste, excess, and verbiage are to be avoided at all costs!

Hair-splittting attention to detail is the only sure mark of authentic literature!

Only the greatest literature can evade hierarchizing judgements!

The literature of the past is composed entirely of tired clichés – time for us to wipe the slate clean!

Make it new (again)!

The deliberate ambiguity of our new literature must leave the average reader utterly nonplussed!

The literature of the future must be one of affirmation – let it contain no negations!

An end to the tyranny of the exclamation mark!

Don’t Shame Me for Not Vaccinating My Labradoodle

by JOHN LONG @ McSweeney’s

First of all, let me make something crystal clear: I’m not an “anti-vaxxer.” I’m an educated, concerned citizen who loves my companion animal and is just asking questions. And the most important question I’m asking is: why should I risk my sweet Labradoodle Lucy developing autism to prevent her from getting a practically extinct disease like rabies?

Before you say something like, “Don’t be stupid, rabies are terrible!” — let me stop you right there. I’m not ignorant — I’ve done the research. I know that rabies, in certain cases, can be serious. But the fact is, almost no dogs get rabies these days. It’s incredibly rare! That’s why pet vaccines, which aren’t 100% reliable and are known to cause a myriad of health problems, should be a matter of choice.

What happened to personal choice? Our grandparents weren’t required by law to inject their animals with chemicals and preservatives — yet their dogs and cats lived long, happy lives. It’s true the occasional stray would come down with a case of rabies and, within a few days, transform into a snarling, deranged predator, indiscriminately attacking everything in its path from horses to small children. And sure, that rabid dog might eventually have to be hunted down by a posse organized by the town and shot several times before eventually dropping like a stone, still foaming at the mouth, jaws frozen wide open in a macabre grin — even in death. But that almost never happened!

So the question for responsible dog and cat guardians like me becomes: why risk the dangers posed by vaccines just to prevent the incredibly unlikely scenario in which my Lucy goes on a rabid rampage?

What dangers, you ask? Dogs can’t get autism, you say. Well, how do you know that? There simply haven’t been enough studies on canine autism, mostly because the pharmaceutical companies, pet food companies, the American Veterinary Association and the universities they fund — don’t want them to happen. But I saw up close how devastating canine autism can be when I decided to vaccinate my last dog, Cooper.

When I brought Cooper home from the vet after he had his vaccines, he was never the same again. Before, he was playful, energetic, and would hump practically everything in my apartment but his food dish. Afterwards, he was listless and rarely barked — he’d lost his spark. The fact that I observed this marked change in behavior after he got his vaccines is irrefutable proof that vaccines are harmful. End of story.

Of course, my Western medicine-trained veterinarian tried to tell me, condescendingly, that Cooper’s personality changes were the result of his neutering. But after googling it, I’ve come to believe it was due to the fact that he got both the distemper and Lyme disease vaccines at the same time. Why can’t they space those out? And for that matter, how bad can distemper really be?

But here’s the point. I don’t think I should be discriminated against and shamed for making the choice not to vaccinate Lucy for every disease under the sun. It’s not fair that I can’t find a doggie daycare that will accept my healthy, homeopathically-treated girl — because I know what’s best for my dog. And believe me, I know for a fact she has absolutely zero chance of getting paroviris, hepatitis, canine adenovirus-2, parainfluenza, bordetella, leptospirosis, coronavirus, Lyme disease, or measles.

The good news is, I’m not alone. I’ve found a group of like-minded, concerned liberal arts majors who are skeptical of the profit motives of the companies that manufacture canine vaccines — and we’re banning together. We’ve formed our own Vaccine-Free Companion Animal Co-Op. And it’s working! Last week, when one of the dogs came down with kennel cough, we put them all together in the same room, just like our grandmothers did — to allow their natural immune systems to heal them.

At the moment, my Lucy can’t stop coughing, has a fever, is vomiting — and won’t eat or drink. But I can sleep at night knowing she’s free from all those unnatural drugs pumping through her veins. She’ll recover in a few days, unless she develops secondary bacterial pneumonia, which can be fatal. But that almost never happens.

Body Types Represented by New Dove Bottles

Body Types Represented by New Dove Bottles


The New Yorker

Mesopotamian: You're missing both arms, which makes you look more or less like a standard Dove bottle. Go figure.

Meditations for Major American Cities

by KATE VILLA @ McSweeney’s

Minneapolis

Find a relaxing place
Whatever that means to you
A chair or pillow or snowbank will do
Begin to breathe
Think about Target
And how great Target is
Did you know that your great state is the home of Target?
Whatever that means to you
Take that in
Have you ever pronounced it Tar-jhay?
Very French
Very sophisticated
Let your body melt into the snowbank you’ve chosen
Breathe in through your nose
Take in the air that’s coming off all those lakes
How many lakes are there?
Begin to count
Stop when you get to 10,000
Because that’s how many there are
Open your eyes slowly

Los Angeles

Find a place that is warm and comfortable
Probably in your car
Just find your car
Did you park it on Montana?
You definitely parked it on Arizona.
Have you ever been to Arizona?
Let your muscles go
Drive Sit on the 405
Drive Sit on the 405
Drive Sit on the 405
You’re out of new podcasts
How does that happen
How many hours have you spent in your car this week?
Maybe you should take Wilshire
That was a mistake
Who is going to Beverly Hills at 4 pm on a Tuesday?
Clear your mind
You’ve seen the inside of the Universal lot more times this month
Than you’ve seen your mother
Breathe in
Soften your fingers
Soften your palms
Forget about your dog
He pooped on the floor
But you have a view of the valley
And a personal assistant job
You are paid hourly to pick up someone’s
Viagra
Soylent
Coconut water
Breathe out
You asked for this
Open your eyes slowly
Maybe you should go to law school?

Denver

Find a comfortable spot
Breathe
Soften your muscles
Light up a joint
Smoke it
Breathe in
Breathe out in rings if you can
You are not high
You are getting high
You are almost high enough
You are high
Shit a little too high
Look
Mountains
Finish your hike
Plan tomorrow’s hike

San Francisco

Take off your VR headset and close your eyes
Settle into your ergonomic desk chair
Make sure your feet are flat on the floor in your Vans
Let your body relax
Take your hands off the keyboard
Breathe in through your nose
Breathe out through your mouth
Seriously
take your hands off the keyboard
Let your muscles go
Melt
from the tip of your head all the way down to your toes
Hands off the keyboard
I’m going to unplug it if you can’t keep them off
I know it’s wireless
I was testing you
Slowly
drain the stress from your fingertips
Make 1 million dollars
Open your eyes slowly

Chicago

Flutter your eyes closed
Begin by getting into a comfortable place
Like June or July
Let the very small tide of Lake Michigan wash over you
Feel how cold the water is
Don’t fish in it
Breathe in
Breathe out
Palms to heart-center
Feel that Italian beef coming back up
Never mind it’s just a burp
Let it out
Figure out where you’re having brunch
Repeat:
The Cubs won the world series
The Cubs won the world series
The cubs won the world series

Whatever that means to you
Everything
Literally everything
Think about how many times you posted about the Cubs on social media this year
Open your eyes slowly

Seattle

Flutter your eyes closed
Listen to the waves
You can’t sleep
Take in the rain as it hits the roof
Let it calm you
Slow your breathing
Your son hands you the phone
It’s a radio show
They know about your wife’s death
Breathe in
Give in to the sensation
Talk about your perfect match
Your son is ruining your life
But also helping?
You get fan-mail
Is Meg Ryan out there?
Wait for Meg Ryan to fly across the country
Because she will
Surprise you on a highway
Empire state building
Amicable fiancé break up
You are Tom Hanks
You have always been Tom Hanks
Open your eyes slowly
Where is Chet?

Nashville

Begin your meditation by thinking about a small, backroom bar that you’ve played your miniature guitar in recently
Breathe in the smoke
Take a sip of a free beer
Remember, you get free beers because you play music
You also get away with wearing fedoras
Now imagine you’re at a brunch place
Sit there for three hours
Remember to be gentle to your body
Have another bloody mary with bacon and shrimp on it
Listen to the sounds of coffee brewing
Eggs frying
Notice a new sound
It’s 19-year-old girl who dropped out of college to sing at the Planet Hollywood next door
Breathe in
Breathe out
Do you remember that whiskey bar next door to that all-glass pop-up creative agency?
Uber there
Take a sip of whiskey
Taste
Burning
Running down your throat
A little gets on your tweed vest
Ask the mustached man next to you for his pocket square
Breathe in the polka dots
Let your body relax
What exactly is a creative agency?
Open your eyes slowly

Boston

Fluttah yah eyes closed
Put sugah
In ya cawfee
Remembah how wicked sweet Havahd yahd is
Cahlm yaself
Entah a dahk pahty
Eat some chowda
Cheeah on the Red Sahx
Breathe in
Breathe out
Open your eyes slowly
Recite: “Charlie on the MTA

Washington DC

Check in with your body
Pass the Japanese embassy
Where are you today?
Somewhere on a rooftop with twinkle lights
Sipping recently distilled whiskey
Soften your shoulders
Let go of the tension
In your arms
What used to be on this corner?
A middle-class immigrant family’s home
With a hair salon below it
Now it’s a Whole Foods
Buy some kale
Because you’ll probably use it soon
Just kidding
You won’t
It’ll go bad
In your fridge
Pass the vice president’s house
Bring yourself back
To your breath
Soften your gaze
Pass the National Cathedral
Is there a good wood-fired pizza place close?
Pass the Washington monument
Begin to move your toes slowly
Feel the power
Of old white men
You have never seen the inside of the capitol
Open your eyes slowly
Buy artisanal goat cheese from what used to be
A crack den

New York

Find a comfortable place
Somewhere you can de-stress
Not midtown
Don’t go to midtown
I’m not kidding
Re-center yourself
Check in with your body
Do you have everything you need for the day?
Spend 5 minutes trying to swipe your metro card because you’ve started this now
Swipe again, I guess
Take the A to the 1 and transfer at Columbus circle
Unless the B is running
Then just take the B
You could also transfer to the F or even take the L across
But then you would have to walk
But it would be faster
Just Be in your body
Now you’re in Times Square
Being humped by the man in the Elmo costume
Relax into your breath
Feel the tips of your fingers
Feel the pavement under your feet as you walk
End up in a Chinese restaurant
Eat your fill
Realize it has a C rating
Vomit into a trash can
Breathe in through your nose
Breathe out through your mouth
Relieve yourself on the sidewalk
Open your eyes slowly
Burn a 20 dollar bill

Portland, Maine

Breathe in through your nose
Soften your hands
Soften your eye lids
Breathe out through your mouth
You flew to the wrong Portland
Open your eyes slowly
Call your fiancé because you’re not making it to Oregon for your wedding tomorrow

Shonda Rhimes’ new gig: creative director for Dove campaign

Shonda Rhimes’ new gig: creative director for Dove campaign


Page Six

“I love the idea that their mission is about showing women as they really are, so the idea of serving as creative director for a campaign such as this felt really natural,” the producer said.

This Sexual-Preference-Detecting AI is the Worst Thing Ever: #NowWhat

by Abbie Stutzer @ EcoSalon

Image via Juliette Leufke/Unsplash AI, artificial intelligence, is an interesting, but admittedly creepy, development in the tech universe. And although some AI developments are beneficial to human existence, we recently discovered a branch of AI that redefines creepy. The AI study A new study from Stanford University discovered that AI, via deep neural networks, is more…

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List: Has Autumn Arrived?

by DREW DISABATINO @ McSweeney’s

1. Have the leaves begun their colorful transformation?

2. Are cooler temperatures sweeping into the forecast?

3. Is flannel clothing popping up everywhere?

4. Do your food stores contain sufficient wheat, oats, and cured meats to see your kin through winter?

5. Has college football kicked off its first game of the season?

6. Did a temporary Halloween shop move into a vacant strip mall?

7. Did an improperly latched silo door lead wolves to decimate your food rations?

8. Are pumpkin-flavored coffee specials back on the menu?

9. Did your favorite fall sitcom return with new episodes?

10. Do the ramifications of the wolf raid keep you tossing in your rough-hewn straw mattress?

11. Is your local corn maze open for business?

12. Are you prepared to do what is necessary should baby Josiah succumb to the harsh grasp of winter?

13. Did you move your sweaters out of storage yet?

14. Are you questioning your god?

15. Did you make plans to go apple picking?

16. Can you live with the weight of your sins?

17. Have you taken a selfie in a pumpkin patch?

Dove sparks controversy over new bottles

Dove sparks controversy over new bottles


NWAHOMEPAGE

A new advertisement for Dove is sparking up controversy on social media after the company started touting its body positive soap bottles.

Dove

Dove


Unilever global company website

Dove is committed to helping women realise their personal potential for beauty by engaging them with products that deliver real care.

List: 5 Reasons Treadmill Desks Are the Next Big Thing

by ELI BURNSTEIN @ McSweeney’s

1. If sitting is the new smoking, you nine-to-fivers are suckin’ em back like there’s no tomorrow. Studies show that long periods of seated inactivity have been linked to obesity, type 2 diabetes, and even early death. So get out of those chairs and on to those treadmills — it’s easier than you think!1

2. “What about standing desks?” No way, jose! The results are in: standing is bad for you too. So unless you want lkp;ower back pain, don’t just stand up while typing—follow my lead and start mp0opving your body!

3. Walking burns calorieaaaaaaaaaca, so why wait to hit the gym when you can do it while firing off a few emails? Kill two birds with one stpne!

$. Exercise isn’’t just great for your body—it’s great for your minf!1 Whether you’re interval training like me or going at a steady paaAAAAAAacewreef, turn that frown upside down with some good old-fashioned cardiovasscaluzlrik;exalfkj

5, Last but not lea , aa walking improves job satisfaction. So fire up that computer, hop on that treadmill, and start doing the finest work of your careeeeq3!r

NEW BiC Coupon | Simply Soleil Disposable Razors as low as $1.49 at Kroger!

by Katie @ Kroger Krazy

We have a new printable coupon for these BiC Simply Soleil disposable razors that are on sale for $4.49 at Kroger.  Use the coupon and pay only $1.49 instead. BiC Simply Soleil Disposable Razors – $4.49 (thru 9/24)Use $3.00/1 BIC Soleil Disposable Razor Pack printable; Excludes Trial and Travel Size Or $2.00/1 BIC Disposable Razor […]

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Dove's new body-type bottles are getting dunked on by feminist memes

Dove's new body-type bottles are getting dunked on by feminist memes


The Daily Dot

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes—and so do dank memes about Dove.

NEW Dove Coupons = Great Deals on Bar Soap + Body Wash at Kroger! - Kroger Krazy

NEW Dove Coupons = Great Deals on Bar Soap + Body Wash at Kroger! - Kroger Krazy


Kroger Krazy

Are you sick of all the NEW coupons we're talking about today? Didn't think so! Let's keep this rolling then. We have TWO NEW Dove insert Coupons to chat about. One is for Bar Soap, our final cost will be just $2.99. The other is for Body Wash, which will also be $2.99 during our Kroger …

Parents Revolt After Elementary School Teacher Tells Kids to Use GENDER NEUTRAL Pronouns

Parents Revolt After Elementary School Teacher Tells Kids to Use GENDER NEUTRAL Pronouns

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

The Culture War has now moved on to grammar, as political correctness demands a change in pronouns. A new teacher at an elementary school in Florida is demanding that her students use gender neutral pronouns, including referring to her as “Mx.” instead of “Ms.” The teacher, Chloe Bressack, is now facing the wrath of parents, ...

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If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises

by MICHAEL HARE @ McSweeney’s

— Hear that new one from the BSO?

— Shit, yeah, that Brahms? That one knocked me square on my ass. Even more so than the Shostakovich. Pardon me, the Grammy Award-winning Shostakovich.

(They toast.)

— We should repeat.

— We should but we won’t, because the Recording Academy hates Boston. Watch. Watch them give it to the frigging New York Phil, which is a fine orchestra if you like listening to a bunch of soulless prima donnas collect paychecks.

(They nod, drink.)

— Gotta respect Andris Nelsons.

— The kid can conduct his ass off, in the bravura tradition of Seiji Ozawa.

— Friend of mine down in Quincy just named his pit bull “Ozawa.”

— Remember ’02, when Ozawa did Beethoven’s Seventh?

— Course I do.

— Course you do. We all do, because it was an indelible performance. An indelible performance that the New York Times called “plodding.” Please. Please do me one favor, Mr. Big New York City Critic, please don’t talk to me like I don’t got two ears and a brain. Because I do, and also a heart, which Seiji touched with that masterful Seventh.

— They act like there’s no culture north of the Triborough. Like guys like us don’t know a sublimely realized Seventh when we hear one.

— Just don’t talk shit about Seiji, all right? You come up here and you try to talk shit about Seiji — I don’t care if you got a Pulitzer or a MacArthur or a Pulitzer and a MacArthur and an award from the frigging National Book Critics Circle — I’ll lay you the fuck out.

— Figuratively speaking.

— Of course. This city once aspired to be the Athens of America. I’m not about to disrespect that majestic civic aspiration by acting like a goddamned fucking barbarian.

- - -

— Other day I went over to the Museum of Science.

— How was it?

— Well it was the fucking Museum of Science, so how the fuck do you think it was? It was superlative. It was a testament to our region’s proud tradition of rational inquiry.

(They toast.)

— Meanwhile, all you hear is, “Silicon Valley this, Silicon Valley that…”

— Because they hate Boston, because they’re jealous of Boston. And I’m sorry, but making an app to call a cab isn’t science. You know what is science? Life science is science.

(They nod, drink.)

— Gotta respect our biotechs.

— I swear to God, I get all these disgusting frigging fantasies about a bunch of these Silicon Valley guys coming up here and talking shit about our biotechs. Being like, “Oh yeah, Boston’s got a nice little biotech scene.” And I’m like, “Little?” And then I very figuratively lay them all out. I very figuratively beat them back to Cali using the gold Nobel medal awarded to Dr. H. Robert Horvitz.

— Friend of mine out in Walpole just got a Horvitz tattoo.

— Sick.

- - -

— So I’m in the MFA last weekend, where I volunteer as a docent.

— A valuable service to an invaluable institution.

(They toast.)

— I’m in Gallery 242, and this kid comes over, says, “Are these are the only Rembrandts?”

— And this kid is from where?

— From a state that wants so hard to be part of New England but is actually just part of New York, and it knows it, and so it’s got all this twisted anti-Boston resentment.

— Friend of mine up in Lowell deals cards down in Connecticut. Says it’s awful.

— What it is is anti-Boston.

(They nod, drink.)

— Kid asks for more Rembrandts. That’s some true Connecticut bullshit.

— You want to see a hundred Rembrandts? Here. Here’s a bus ticket. Enjoy Manhattan. P.S., it sucks. You want to see five Rembrandts, and really see them? Really engage with each canvas? Come to Boston.

— Because there’s far, far less to see and do here, and so it’s easier to concentrate.

— Exactly.

- - -

— Know where I haven’t been in a wicked long time? Plimoth Plantation.

— I’m there two, three times a month. It’s a jewel.

(They toast.)

— You wonder why it’s not constantly crammed with people coming in from all over to experience what life was like in the seventeenth century in a fledgling agricultural settlement on the outskirts of what would one day become Boston.

(They nod, drink.)

— Could be the thing about people hating Boston.

— So it’s guys in costumes speaking in an archaic vernacular and churning butter under a hot sun or whatever. Not flashy enough for you? Here. Here’s a bus ticket. Go numb your brain in Times Square.

— The quiet of the place, its frank modesty, that’s part of what makes it so moving. That, and its brave refusal to ignore the darker aspects of our history.

(They nod, drink.)

— Ever feel like some people, like non-Bostonians most especially, might be sleepwalking through something major? Like, not the shit we see, but the shit behind the shit?

— Like America’s silent epidemic of depression? Its festering addiction to distraction? Like how some people mistake conspicuous consumption for meaningful experience? And how some others mistake hatred for virtue? Like how so many have lost contact with the communities that should help to sustain them and that they should help to sustain?

— Yeah, dude. Basically that. I worry that one day soon we’re all going to find ourselves condemned to lives of isolation and sorrow, all trapped inside the same airless, boundless nightmare anti-community.

— Like Fairfield County, Connecticut?

— Exactly.

— If the whole world turns into one big Fairfield, that’ll make us two guys from Connecticut.

— Two guys from Connecticut, just begging to get laid out.

Dove releases new soap bottles that look like very weird human bodies

Dove releases new soap bottles that look like very weird human bodies


News

In recent years, Dove has posited itself as the progressive soap manufacturer of choice, marketing its products in campaigns couched in critiques of the shallow, unrealistic advertising often used to sell things to women. Using natural lighting, documentary-style filmmaking, and a lack of Photoshopped images, Dove ads have invited women to discuss beauty, engineered stunts that involve them suddenly realizing how beautiful they are, hacked stock images, and celebrated imperfect motherhood. Many catch a whiff of these and correctly determine it all to be the cynical maneuvering of a corporate behemoth to co-opt increasingly mainstream progressive attitudes in order to sell soap.

‘You’re The Worst’ Aya Cash is Tired of Female Nudity Being a Given on TV

by Lena Finkel @ Femestella

It’s time we stop assuming that all actresses are game to go nude on TV. At least, that’s what Aya Cash thinks. While chatting with Elle.com about the new season of You’re the Worst, Aya explained her disdain for all the way female sexuality is exploited on TV. “As a young girl, that’s what you get asked…

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by bezarker @ Bodybuilding.com Forums

Image: https://i.imgur.com/yDwFX6I.jpg http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/22/saudi-arabia-accidentally-prints-textbook-showing-yoda-sitting/

Chick-fil-A Has Plans for New York City That Will Drive Haters NUTS

Chick-fil-A Has Plans for New York City That Will Drive Haters NUTS

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

In case you hadn’t noticed, leftists loathe Chick-fil-A with a passion over its stand for conservative values, on issues from gay marriage to closing on the Sabbath. The mere sight of a restaurant has triggered many a snowflake millennial. Now, things are about to get worse for the haters, as it was announced today that ...

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Great Feeling Skin, Goat Milk Soap

by @ Alabu Skin Care: Latest News

There are chemicals in commercial soap that can cause problems such as dry skin. Commercial soap keeps your skin from feeling and looking as good as it can. Goat milk soap is all natural which help to create healthier skin for you. Why not use a natural soap that is fortified with vitamins and helps to strengthen the skin instead of drying it out or causing rashes.

GREAT Deals on Prilosec, Align and Meta Products at Kroger after coupons and Catalinas!

by Katie @ Kroger Krazy

We have some great deals on antacid and digestive items at Kroger with new sale prices, coupons and Catalinas on Prilosec, Align and Meta Products! We have a brand new BIG FAT $5/1 Align Kroger Digital Coupon to load up, plus you'll be getting back a $10 Catalina when you buy 2 participating items! We […]

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Dove Debuts Bizarre Advertisement Featuring Transgender 'Mom' (VIDEO)

Dove Debuts Bizarre Advertisement Featuring Transgender 'Mom' (VIDEO)


The Gateway Pundit

Dove rolled out a new advertisement for their baby skincare line 'Baby Dove' featuring moms from all walks of life caring for their babies--and of course included a man who identifies as a 'mom'. The advertisement starts out with a woman saying, 'Everybody has ideas about what it means to be a good mom and most people feel they have a license to tell you what they think it means to be a good mom.' Then the screen flashes to a cute little saying, preparing the audience for the 'new mom' -- 'Moms are redefining what it means to be

Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit  of Your Time

Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time


McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Hi there, hi, excuse me, sir? Could I interest you in trying a sample of Dove’s new line of men’s body wash?I know, I know you’re busy. What do yo...

Dove Top Products Review 2017: Don't Drop The Soap! | Maple Holistics

Dove Top Products Review 2017: Don't Drop The Soap! | Maple Holistics


Maple Holistics

Looking to learn about the very best from Dove? Look no further than Maple Holistics - check out our Dove Top Products Review!

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by bezarker @ Bodybuilding.com Forums

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Dove’s new body wash bottles have people confused, angry and amused

Dove’s new body wash bottles have people confused, angry and amused


WOAI

A new ad from Dove soap is creating quite a stir on social media - and some confusion.As part of its real beauty campaign, Dove has unveiled six differently-shaped bottles of body wash. The company says the bottles evoke all the various shapes and sizes th

OH NEVER MIND: ‘Doomsday’ Author Says the World Won’t End Saturday After All

OH NEVER MIND: ‘Doomsday’ Author Says the World Won’t End Saturday After All

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

You’ve likely heard about claims that the world will end with some sort of global disaster on September 23. The “Doomsday prediction” has been carried by most major news organizations, with a hefty dose of cynicism. Now, the author behind the prediction is backing off of his claims, which means we can all make plans ...

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Dove Ad Features Transgender Mom: ‘No One Right Way’

Dove Ad Features Transgender Mom: ‘No One Right Way’


NewsBusters

Just like entertainment media, advertisements have the power to both shape and reflect the culture. While capitalizing on social trends, brand experts are pushing to mainstream controversial themes – and Dove soap is the latest to participate with a transgender star. Earlier this month, Dove released an ad with a transgender “mother” as part of its new #RealMoms campaign celebrating motherhood.

New Dove soap bottles cause controversy

New Dove soap bottles cause controversy


WFMZ

Dove's new soap bottles to match different body types is sparking controversy on social media.

Dove Pink-rosa reviews, photos, ingredients

Dove Pink-rosa reviews, photos, ingredients


MakeupAlley

Dove Pink-rosa: rated 4.2 out of 5 on MakeupAlley. See 24 member reviews, ingredients and photos.

Stop Using Soap on Your Skin- even Sensitive Skin Dove Soap.

Stop Using Soap on Your Skin- even Sensitive Skin Dove Soap.


Ethereal Aura Spa

Keep reading before you start defending your beloved bar of soap.The pH of healthy skin is between 4.5 and 5.5. Traditional soap is generally at about a 9, which is far too alkaline. Even "pH balanced" soaps, including Dove, are generally at a 7, which is neutral, but still too a

Why Won’t You Just Let Us Pass a Health Care Bill and Kill a Few Million People?

by BOB VULFOV @ McSweeney’s

Dear America,

At this point, it’s just getting frustrating. Time and time again, our party’s leaders have drafted and presented health care bills to repeal and replace Obamacare. We’ve tried this thing from all possible angles, but the backlash to each potential bill has been so severe that we haven’t been able to get anything passed. Where is all this negativity coming from?

We had Paul Ryan take a crack at an alternative health care bill, but he blew it hard. Then, Mitch McConnell stepped up to the plate, and he also blew it hard. Now, this thing is in the hands of Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy, but constituent phone calls disparaging the bill are flooding all of our offices. This has forced our party to ask the American people a very important question: do you not want us to kill a few million people or something?

Look, we’re trying our best here. At any given point, we have twelve or so of our best and brightest old white men working on a health care alternative to Obamacare. A bunch of guys named Bradley and Ralph will not rest until working class Americans are screwed over real badly. It’s disheartening because we’re trying so hard, yet the American people still seem intent on rejecting any legislation we present just because a few million people might die. It’s almost like you people don’t want us to murder a huge chunk of the country.

Yes, we were the obstructionist party for eight years and we halted as much legislation as possible. But, now that we have control of Congress, we’re hell-bent on getting stuff done. We want to pass legislation! So, why won’t the American people just let us pass a health care bill that’ll treat pregnancy like a pre-existing condition and raise premiums for sick people? It’s completely ridiculous that you won’t let us kill a lot of poor people. Is that what this is all about? The millions of people who will die because they won’t be able to afford health care if we pass one of these bills? These very negative reactions to our death bills confuse and demoralize us.

Do you not like the name of the bill or something? Just say the word and we can have one of the Bradleys try naming the new health care bill something a bit more flashy. We just want to understand why so much skepticism is getting tossed our way. Is it all the impending death and suffering that any of these bills will entail? That can’t possibly be it. Why would so many average American citizens be against a systematic culling of the country’s working class, elderly, and disabled populations? It doesn’t make sense to us at all.

Lately, we feel like we just can’t win with you. Please let us pass a health care bill and kill a few million people. What is so wrong with that? Just let us do it. At the very least, you’ll need to explain to us why you disagree so intently with us unleashing a legislative plague across America.

Sincerely,
The GOP

NEW Dove Baby Bar Soap ONLY $1.24 Each at Target! ~ Going On Now!

NEW Dove Baby Bar Soap ONLY $1.24 Each at Target! ~ Going On Now!


True Couponing

Head on over to Target to get THIS DEAL QUICK! They never last long and this is a GOOD ONE!

ALERT! California Democrats Find New Way to Endanger Public Welfare

ALERT! California Democrats Find New Way to Endanger Public Welfare

by Susan MacKenzie @ Silence is Consent

It seems that Governor Jerry Brown and his liberal pals in the state legislature want to create a public health crisis in California.  Their current priority is to protect people with HIV or AIDS who donate blood without telling anyone they’re infected. Once again, California Democrats declare all-out war against the public welfare.  First, they ...

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New Launch! Baby Dove - Soap Bar, Wipes, Rash Cream, Body Lotion - Indian Beauty Hub

New Launch! Baby Dove - Soap Bar, Wipes, Rash Cream, Body Lotion - Indian Beauty Hub


Indian Beauty Hub

Dove, a well-known beauty brand entered in the baby care category by announcing the launch of Baby Dove range in India. Dermatologist tested, and paediatrician approved, Baby Dove range is formulated with cleansers and moisturisers that uniquely replenish essential nutrients and are hypoallergenic and pH-neutral for babies with normal to dry skin. The range includes the …

Planned Parenthood and Dating App OkCupid Team Up To Promote Abortion (VIDEO)

Planned Parenthood and Dating App OkCupid Team Up To Promote Abortion (VIDEO)

by Ava Johnson @ Silence is Consent

OkCupid, the popular dating app, is diving head-first into the culture war by asking users their opinion on the federal funding of Planned Parenthood. How you answer will determine the type of person you connect with on the app. According to a report by Cosmopolitan Magazine, the dating app that is now requiring people to ...

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Dove's New Bottles Have a Message, and Some Hate It

Dove's New Bottles Have a Message, and Some Hate It


Newser

They're designed to mimic the shape of women

Welcome to Dove

Welcome to Dove


Dove US

Looking for hair products, skin care and deodorant to leave you looking and feeling beautiful? With tricks, tips, and products built on expert care, Dove can help.

BOYCOTT: Dove Soap Promotes MAN as 'MOM' in New Disgusting Commercial

BOYCOTT: Dove Soap Promotes MAN as 'MOM' in New Disgusting Commercial


Silence is Consent

This just in---Dove recently ran a commercial in which the transgender 'Mom,' is a baby's biological father who 'identifies,' as the mother. Companies promoting liberal agendas isn't new---from Starbucks promoting gay marriage and hiring refugees, to various clothing outlets banning Trump's clothing lines, I can't say I'm surprised. But, this is definitely a new low for companies. Promoting a mental disorder is absolute insanity, and if you ask any credible doctor or psychologist, they will tell you that transgenderism is, in fact, a mental disorder. Here is the transcript from the video above: Mark Dice: 'The Dove soap company has

Watch This and You’ll Want to Save the ‘Snot Otters’, Too [Video]

by Abbie Stutzer @ EcoSalon

Snot Otters — also known as Hellbender Salamanders — are endangered and these people are trying to help save them. Related on EcoSalon Highly Endangered Whooping Crane at Risk Because of a Newly Approved Toxic Herbicide 11 Ways You Can Protect Endangered Sea Turtles Without Stepping Foot in the Ocean Humanity’s Dishonorable Legacy: Killing Off…

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Hillary Clinton Resorts to a Child Propaganda Video to Promote Her New Book

Hillary Clinton Resorts to a Child Propaganda Video to Promote Her New Book

by Jon Anthony @ Silence is Consent

After Hillary Clinton lost the election of 2016, she and her liberal cronies have been wondering what on earth could have possibly happened. They’ve blamed Russia, fake news, and even their own voters…but conservatives know the truth. To support their excuse-making, Clinton wrote an entire book on how she lost the election, entitled “What Happened.” ...

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New Dove soap bottles cause controversy

New Dove soap bottles cause controversy


KTVZ

Dove's new soap bottles to match different body types is sparking controversy on social media.

People hate Dove's new ad campaign, despite well-meaning message

People hate Dove's new ad campaign, despite well-meaning message


seattlepi.com

The six limited-edition Dove soap bottles come in shapes meant to emulate the body types of women.

BREAKING NOW: Terrifying First Video From Today’s Mexico Earthquake Hits the Web

BREAKING NOW: Terrifying First Video From Today’s Mexico Earthquake Hits the Web

by Victor Medina @ Silence is Consent

THIS IS A DEVELOPING STORY AND WILL BE UPDATED AS NECESSARY. UPDATE – 4:40 p.m. CST – New videos have been added, and the death toll is now over 40. UPDATE – 2:30 CST – The very first video from the Mexico earthquake, which occurred in the past hour, is now hitting the internet. They ...

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People are trolling Dove on Twitter for releasing new soap bottles for different body types

People are trolling Dove on Twitter for releasing new soap bottles for different body types


Business Insider

The company was hoping to help "spread beauty confidence," and instead they sparked a meme.

New Printable Coupons! Sargento, Neutrogena, Barilla, Baby Dove AND MORE!

by Katie @ Kroger Krazy

Here are the printable coupons that I see that are new this week. Make sure to take a look at what we have here and print the ones you like. Some may last a while and some may disappear quickly. As a reminder, you can print two of each coupon from each computer/mobile device. SAVE […]

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Dove White Beauty Bar

Dove White Beauty Bar


Allure

This bar-soap lasts forever and leaves skin feeling moisturized—not too squeaky clean.

What This Country Needs Now is Extreme Centrism

by WEN POWERS @ McSweeney’s

Walking down any average street in America, one can find themselves surrounded by extremists on both sides of the aisle. Whether they be the right-wing Nazis that have murdered a young woman in the streets, or the left-wing antifa who have broken SEVERAL windows, America is calling out for sanity. Sanity that can only be found in our new far-center political movement.

We’ve managed to look at the views of both the extreme right and the extreme left, and have come up with middle grounds that we truly believe will bring this country right where it belongs, right in the center with no chance of rocking the boat. Imagine, solutions that don’t just cater to the far ends of the political spectrum, but rather, fixes that leave each and every single American the exact same amount of unhappy.

The statues of confederate generals that have sparked so many protests these past few weeks? On the left, you have people saying that these statues are racist, and to see these men idolized makes them feel alienated in their own communities. On the right, you have people saying that this is their heritage and that removing these statues would be taking away a proud part of their identities.

How about we take them down, but once a month every minority in the south receives a post card that says, “your neighbors are proud that their ancestors were slave owners”? Does that sound awful to you no matter where your allegiances lie? Perfect! That’s the centrism at work!

Maybe the issue that vexes you is Trump’s ban on transgender soldiers serving in the American Military? Republicans would say that the amount that the U.S spends on treatments is too great and that their presence would be a distraction to other soldiers. Democrats argue that the cost is minimal and any distraction would come more from creating bigoted policies. Here in the middle, we think that the government should pay for the treatment of every single transgender American service person, but that they can only serve in the police department of Trousdale County, Tennessee.

People still get a hateful policy, transgender Americans can still serve and have their healthcare provided, and Trousdale County Tennessee becomes the safest place in the U.S!

Perhaps you’re someone who thinks the healthcare system in this country is broken and needs to be fixed immediately. If you’re a liberal, you may think that the only way to fix it would be to give Medicare for all so that every single citizen of the United States receives adequate medical care. If you’re a conservative, you may believe that medical services should be a profit industry. Well, extreme centrism tells us that the best way to deal with that would be to keep it a for-profit industry, but on the back of every cereal box, people can get a coupon for a free health service. Dental, vision, gynecological, you name it!

Does that seem unfeasible? Like we’re just trying to get people to shut up? That we’re in the pocket of some kind of big cereal lobby? Yes, we are! Now you’re finally starting to understand!

So, if you think the hateful speech on the left is the same as the right, if you think people who punch Nazis are just as bad as Nazis themselves, if you think a urine soaked sock is the same as a bowl of chicken soup, then The Mayor of Trousdale County, General Mills, and I would be proud to have you aboard.

Dove’s New ‘Body-Shaped’ Bottles Need to Soak in a Tub Full of Reality

Dove’s New ‘Body-Shaped’ Bottles Need to Soak in a Tub Full of Reality


EcoSalon

What gives with Dove's horrid new "body-shaped" soap bottles designed to make us feel better about our bodies? Marketing F A I L.

Buy $25.00 Burger King EGift Card and Pay ONLY $20.00 (that’s 20% off)!! {Print at Home or Email as Gift}

by Katie @ Kroger Krazy

I’m not sure if you even knew it was National Cheeseburger Day on September 18th but Kroger is helping us to celebrate by giving us $5.00 off a $25.00 Burger King Gift Card.  How easy is that? It’s like a free meal! Just make sure you order your egift card online by September 22nd (that’s […]

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Keeping Up With Kroger Krazy (nightly recap)

by Katie @ Kroger Krazy

Below is a recap of everything I posted today – all in one place. No need to scroll through pages of deals. 🙂 If you would like this list delivered to your inbox, sign up HERE and it will arrive at 5(ish) pm (EST) everyday. To view the previous recap posts, click HERE: NEW Neutrogena […]

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Mothers criticise Baby Dove adverts

Mothers criticise Baby Dove adverts


BBC News

Dozens complain to the watchdog about the campaign which some say is against breastfeeding in public.

Goat Milk Soap Closest PH Level To Our Skin

by @ Alabu Skin Care: Latest News

Goat’s milk has the closest PH level to our skin. It is full of essential nutrients and vitamins like vitamin C, B1, B6, B12, and E. It helps protect our skin from invading bacteria and chemicals, can reduce skin inflammation, and soothes dry and damaged skin.

Maybelline Baby Lips Candy Rush Lip Balm Review – Watermelon Pop

by ibh @ Indian Beauty Hub

Hello everyone, today I am reviewing the new Maybelline Baby Lips Candy Rush lip balm in the shade Watermelon Pop. Maybelline New York beauty brand has recently launched their Candy Rush lip balm range in 4 fruity flavours – Orange Jujube, Cotton Candy, Gummy Grape and Watermelon Pop. The lip balms come in regular Baby Lips packaging […]

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List: Other ‘Talk-Like-a…’ Days

by SARAH SCHMELLING @ McSweeney’s

NOTE: September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

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Talk Like a Person Who Comments on Every Post on the Neighborhood Listserv Day
Say, “I DID hear that dog barking!” and “I’ll keep a lookout for your dog!” and “I don’t know whose dog that is!” and “So glad you found your dog!” Speculate on what that smell could have been or why those fire trucks were there. Recommend plumbers, babysitters, Thai restaurants, dermatologists, and other topics you have little to no experience with. Warn people about new speed cameras and the rumored relocating of bus terminals. Don’t talk to any of your own neighbors at all.

Talk Like a Grandma Who Took Her Grandchildren to Swim Class Day
After talking to a total stranger for about a minute, just start sharing all your thoughts on your adult children’s parenting skills. Blame your daughter and son-in-law for the Mandarin/piano/parkour classes your grandkids take, how out of control the kids are, and how you also don’t get to spend nearly enough time with them. Then, as if someone changed your dial, muse about how much you like pesto. Offer recipes.

Talk Like a Pediatric Dentist at Happy Hour Day
Walk around with margarita all over your blouse. Yell, “After THIS day you expect me to hold onto an extra-wide glass with salt all over it?” When you notice a guy staring at you, say you’re not trying to kill him, you just want to look at his teeth. If someone sees you and says, “Hey, you’re our dentist!” say, “No, not me. I’m a sculptress.” If you fall off a chair and someone tries to help you up shout, “Stop hovering, Tim’s mom” or “Here comes the giggle air!”

Talk Like a Facebook Friend Who’s Constantly Surprised That Time Passes Day
Look at old photos of your children. Say, “They’re getting too big!” and “Time slow down!” and “STOP GROWING!” to the point where your friends can’t help but imagine some terrifying Twilight Zone scenario. Also, voice your shock that your Japan trip happened in 2015 and you’ve been friends with Kim for six years.

Talk Like an Owner of a B&B That’s Totally Not Haunted Day
Follow people around with a carafe of day-old coffee. Talk about wind chill, the lighthouse tour everyone should try, or why it’s a fun idea to name rooms after Modern Family characters. But whatever you do, do not ask anyone how they slept last night. If someone mentions a pale teenager asking about her prom date, say, “My coconut blondies are still in the oven!” and run away.

Talk Like a Woman Who’s Constantly Freezing at Work Day
Say, “I wonder if I have an iron deficiency!” and “I’m wearing four layers and I still can’t feel my toes!” and “Are you cold? I’m cold!” and literally nothing else. Hand out copies of studies showing that cold temperatures were shown to lower fruit flies’ productivity and sex drive. Find ways to stand close to Dan, who’s shy and always eating a breakfast sandwich, but also sweats a lot so he must be on to something.

Talk Like a Person Picking Up and Putting Down Every Avocado at the Grocery Store Day
Start speaking to anyone near you about how the avocados are too hard, how everything these days, really, is hard, how you miss living in California, where people have avocado trees right in their own backyards, and then realize you’ve reached the point where you’ll talk to anyone anywhere about anything. Feel unfettered. Bold. Talk to other people who’ll talk to anyone, like a drunk woman who looks like your kids’ dentist and a guy giving an unsolicited monologue on bus terminals. Remember why you don’t actually want to talk to anyone anywhere about anything. Ask loudly, “Where’s the store-made guacamole?"

Talk Like a Pirate Who’s Sick of Playing Bingo Day
“Arrrrgh. I just need Aye Twenty-Fourrrr.”

TMZ Coverage of Historic Celebrity Feuds

by BOB VULFOV @ McSweeney’s

Cain and Abel

The first two sons of Adam and Eve are at it again. Cain is FURIOUS that Abel’s sacrifice was better received by God and now, the battle lines are drawn in sheep’s blood. Drama alert! Abel took out a restraining order against Cain last month, claiming in court documents that Cain kept asking him to go into the fields with him alone. Abel said to the judge, “I know he’s just gonna kill me out there!” Cain vehemently denies these allegations and plans to file a countersuit for libel. God offered some straightforward advice to the two siblings: “Work. It. Out.”

Martin Luther and Pope Leo X

The Pope has a clear message for Martin Luther when it comes to the Catholic Church: You’re outta here! Martin Luther’s manager tells TMZ that his client has been EXCOMMUNICATED from the Church. The latest blowup between these two comes on the heels of Luther accusing the Catholic Church of nepotism, corruption, and the sale of indulgences. Uh, was one of the 95 Theses an invitation to Martin Luther’s barbecue? Because we smell beef!

Isaac Newton and Robert Hooke

Royal Society sources tell TMZ that Isaac Newton still really, really, really doesn’t like Robert Hooke and thinks he’s a “punk with a microscope.” Hooke came after Newton in his latest diss letter, accusing the latter of plagiarism and saying, “Stop comparing me to Newton, he doesn’t even write his own theories!” The allegation is even more shocking because Hooke featured ON NEWTON’S LATEST ACADEMIC WORK, PRINCIPIA! Newton fired back by scrubbing every reference to Hooke in Principia. Looks like we’ve found two objects that can’t be brought together by gravity.

The Hatfields and the McCoys

These two Appalachian families are embroiled in a nasty feud that’s burnin’ hotter than a skillet full of spoonbread. Last evening, William Anderson Hatfield hopped on a table at his local tavern and yelled to the patrons: the McCoys CROSSED A LINE by stabbing two Hatfield brothers. The patriarch of the McCoy family, Randolph “Old Ranel” McCoy was livid after hearing about Hatfield’s tavern call-out, telling him, “You know what, dude? Let’s just f***ing fight already! Me and you. Enough of this family drama.” We’ll reach out to Hatfield for his reaction … stay tuned.

Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr

It’s official! TMZ spoke with representatives from both sides, who said that a date has FINALLY BEEN SET for the long-awaited duel between Hamilton and Burr. Both men will use Wogdon duelling pistols and will square off in Weehawken, NJ. The trash talk has already begun, with Burr calling Hamilton a “Federalist coward of low stock.” Wow, more like Aaron Burn! We’re in line for a lot more epic trash track as both duelers have signed on to do press conferences together in Toronto, Brooklyn, and London before the duel on July 11th.

Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla

Sorry, Nikola Tesla, but Thomas Edison won’t be apologizing anytime soon for calling Tesla’s alternating current technology “impractical” and “lame.” The Edison Electric Light Company frontman LAID INTO Tesla during an interview with TMZ, calling Tesla a “lunatic germaphobe with a ridiculous wardrobe.” Ouch. Edison claims he wasn’t trying to start beef, but the damage has been done. Tesla has apparently locked himself inside his laboratory/home, going full-recluse and only interacting with pigeons. As sources put it, “Nikola is slipping into a dark place.” Our thoughts are with Tesla… hopefully he builds some sort of machine that’ll light up that dark place for him.

NEW Cetaphil Coupon = Cleansing Cloths For ONLY $2.49 each at Kroger!!

by Katie @ Kroger Krazy

Check out this AWESOME Cetaphil coupon we have available! We paired this coupon with Cetaphil Cleansing Cloths at Kroger and we'll score these for just $2.49 each! Cetaphil Cleansing Clothes (25 ct) – $5.99 (Reg Price)Buy 2, Use $7.00/2 Cetaphil products printable Or $1.50/1 Cetaphil Product – 8-13-17 RP; Excludes Trial and Travel Size; Excludes […]

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Dove Purely Pampering Body Cream with Shea Butter & Warm Vanilla (300ml)
$8.16
Dove Antiperspirant Spray Deodorant For Women 150 ml ( Pack of 10 ) + Our Travel Size Perfume
$32.99
Dove Antiperspirant Deodorant Silk Dry, 48 Hr., 150 ML (Pack of 6)
$16.49
Dove Body Wash, Deep Moisture Pump, 34 Ounce, (Pack of 2)
$26.59
Dove Silky Nourishment Body Cream 10.1 oz
$7.10
Dove Purely Pampering Body Wash, Pistachio Cream with Magnolia, 16.9 Ounce / 500 Ml (Pack of 3)
$17.48
Improved Formulation Go Fresh Dove Anti-Perspirant Deodorant Spray Grapefruit & lemongrass Scent (6 Can)
$16.50
Dove Men + Care Face Lotion Hydrate + 1.69 OZ - Buy Packs and SAVE (Pack of 3)
$19.50
Dove Purely Pampering Body Wash, Shea Butter with Warm Vanilla, 16.9 Ounce / 500 Ml (Pack of 3)
$12.99
Dove Men + Care Clean Comfort Spray Deodorant & Anti-Perspirant 150ML / 5.07 Oz,(6 Pack)
$16.10
Dove Invisible Solid Deodorant, Original Clean - 2.6 oz - 3 pk
$9.55
3 Pk. Dove Gentle Exfoliating Body Wash with Nutrium Moisture 16.9 Oz
$14.99
Dove go fresh Revive Antiperspirant/Deodorant, Pack of 4, 2.6 Oz each
$15.93
Dove Advanced Care Invisible Solid Antiperspirant deodorant 4ct(2.6oz x 4)
$11.74
Dove Men+Care Elements Antiperspirant Stick, Minerals + Sage 2.7 oz, 4 Count
$17.88
Dove Original Anti-Perspirant Deodorant 48h Spray 150 ml / 5 fl oz (6-Pack)
$15.99
Dove Go Fresh Anti-Perspirant Deodorant Spray 150ml Grapefruit & lemongrass Scent (1 Can)
$5.76
Dove Daily Moisture Shampoo and Conditioner 12oz Combo SET **Package May Vary**
$13.48
Dove Go Fresh Cool Moisture Fresh Touch Body Wash Cucumber and Green Tea 16.9 Oz / 500 Ml (Pack of 3)
$14.28
Dove Anti-Perspirant Deodorant, Sensitive Skin 2.60 oz
$7.99
Dove Men Plus Care Body Wash, Deep Clean, 13.5 Ounce (Pack of 3)
$22.33
Dove Beauty Cream Bar Soap, Go Fresh Revive, 100 G / 3.5 Oz Bars (Pack of 12)
$14.65
Dove Men+Care Deodorant Stick Clean Comfort 3 oz(Pack of 3)
$23.22
Dove Go Fresh Pomegranate & Lemon Verbena Deodorant Spray 150 ml / 5 oz (6-Pack)
$18.06
Dove Go Fresh Body Wash, Revitalize, Mandarin & Tiare Flower Scent, 16.9 Ounce / 500 Ml (Pack of 3)
$15.98
Dove Weightless Moisturizers Smooth and Soft Anti-Frizz Cream, 4 Ounce (113g)
$3.99
Dove Clinical Protection Antiperspirant Deodorant, Original Clean, 1.7 Oz (Pack of 3)
$21.98
Dove Clinical Protection Antiperspirant Deodorant, Cool Essentials 1.7 Ounce, (Pack of 2)
$14.49
6 Pack Dove Cotton Dry Anti-Perspirant Deodorant Spray 48 Hour Protection 150 Ml
$17.06
Dove Go Fresh Restore Beauty Bars, Blue Fig and Orange Blossom Scent, 4.75 Oz (Pack of 12)
$18.40
Dove Invs Sold Pwd Size 2.6z Dove Powder Invisible Solid Antiperspirant Deodorant
$10.46
Dove Men + Care Antiperspirant & Deodorant, Cool Silver 2.70 oz (Pack of 4)
$14.99
Dove Advanced Care Antiperspirant, Clear Finish 2.6 oz, 4 Count
$19.52
Dove Ultimate go fresh Cool Essentials Anti-perspirant/Deodorant, 2.6 Ounce (Pack of 4)
$19.99
Dove Advanced Care Anti-Perspirant Deodorant, Revive 2.6 Oz (Pack of 3)
$16.48
DVO2979401 - Moisturizing Gentle Hand Cleaner
$122.28
Dove Original Spray Deodorant Anti Perspirant 150 Ml 5.07oz (Pack of 3)
$11.00
Dove Men+Care Antiperspirant Deodorant, Sensitive Shield, 2.7 Ounce (Pack of 4)
Dove Hair Therapy Daily Moisture Conditioner, 40 Fl Oz
$14.99
Dove Go Fresh Beauty Bar Soap, Cool Moisture, 6 Count
$10.59
Dove Go Fresh Cucumber & Green Tea Deodorant 48h Spray 150 ml / 5 fl oz (6-Pack)
$16.49
Dove go fresh Beauty Bar, Cucumber and Green Tea 4 oz, 6 Bar
Dove Deodorant 2.6 Ounce Adv Care Anti-Perspirant Sensitive (76ml) (3 Pack)
$12.46
DOVE Winter Care Nourishing Body Wash 24-Ounce - 3-Pack
$23.99
Dove Invisible Dry Anti White Marks Antiperspirant Deodorant, 150 Ml / 5 Oz (Pack of 6)
$17.50
Dove Winter Care Beauty Bars - 14/4oz
$28.95
Dove Men + Care Dry Spray Antiperspirant, Clean Comfort (Pack of 4)
$15.83
Dove® Beauty Bath Shower Gel Indulging Cream 16.9 Oz / 500 Ml
$7.77
Dove Men + Care Body + Face Bars Aqua Impact - 6 ct
$12.82
Dove Go Fresh Cool Moisture Body Wash, Cucumber and Green Tea Pump 34 Ounce (Pack of 2)
3 Dove Nourishing and Restore Body Wash 500ml/19.9oz (3X 500ml/16.9oz, Purely pampering-Almond cream with hibiscus)
$17.99
Dove Advanced Care Deodorants, Cool Essentials (2.6 oz., 3 pk.)
$16.87
Dove Nutritive Solutions Daily Moisture, Shampoo and Conditioner Duo Set, 40 Ounce Pump Bottles
$24.90
Dove Men + Care Body & Face Wash, Sensitive Shield 13.50 oz (Pack of 3)
$20.70
Dove Go Fresh Revive Anti-Perspirant Deodorant Stick for Unisex, 2.6 Ounce
$6.69
Dove Men + Care Extra Fresh Non-irritant Antiperspiration 5 Pack
$24.99
Dove Invisible Dry Anti White Marks Anti-Perspirant Deoderant
$5.12
(Duo Set) Dove Damage Therapy Intensive Repair, Shampoo & Conditioner, 12 Oz. bottles
$13.19
Dove Men+Care Body and Face Wash, Clean Comfort 18 oz
Dove Damage Therapy Daily Moisture Shampoo, 2.8 Pound
$14.99
Dove Men Care Non-Irritant Antiperspirant Deodorant, Extra Fresh - 2.7 Ounce (5 in Pack)
$22.47
Dove Nutritive Therapy, Nourishing Oil Care, DUO Set Shampoo + Conditioner, 12 Ounce, 1 Each
$12.98
Dove Men+Care Post Shave Balm, Hydrate+ 3.4 oz (Pack of 2)
$12.65
Dove Beauty Bar, Pink 4 oz, 14 Bar
$17.99
Dove Original Beauty Cream Bar White Soap 100 G / 3.5 Oz Bars (Pack of 12) by Dove
$16.99
Dove Shave Gel Sensitive 7 oz. (Pack of 3)
$17.26
Dove Cotton Soft Anti-Perspirant Deodorant Spray Dry 48 Hour Protection (Pack of 6) 150 Ml by Dove
$20.98
Dove Clinical Protection Anti-Perspirant Deodorant Solid, Revive 1.70 oz(Pack of 2)
$13.48
Dove Shampoo, Dryness & Itch Relief 12 oz
$5.59
Dove Body Wash Deep Moisture 24 oz, Pack of 3
$15.16
Dove Purely Pampering Body Wash, Coconut Milk (24 fl. oz., 3 pk.)
$24.09
Dove go sleeveless Antiperspirant, Beauty Finish 2.6 oz, 2 Pack
$4.99
Dove Beauty Bar, White 4 oz, 2 Bar
Dove Men + Care Revitalize Face Cream Lotion 1.69oz (Quantity 1)
$4.97
Dove Oxygen Moisture Shampoo and Conditioner Set 12 Ounce
$13.85
Sensitive Skin Unscented Moisturizing Cream Beauty Bar By Dove, 12 Count 4 Oz Each
$19.99
Dove Beauty Bar, Sensitive Skin 4 oz, 6 bar
$12.99
Dove Regenerative Nourishment Shampoo and Conditioner Set, 8.45 FL OZ each
$15.99
Dove Purely Pampering Shea Butter Beauty Bar with Vanilla Scent Soap 3.5 Oz / 100 Gr (Pack of 12 Bars)
$17.48
Dove Antiperspirant Deodorant, Powder 2.6 Ounce, (Pack of 6)
$21.36
Dove Body Wash Deep Moisture 24 oz, Pack of 3
$15.16
6 Cans of Dove Men+Care Invisible Dry 150ml Anti-Perspirant Anti-Transpirant Spray
$18.72
Dove Clinical Protection Antiperspirant Deodorant, Cool Essentials 1.7 oz
$7.72
Dove Sensitive Skin Nourishing Body Wash, 12 Ounce (2 Pack)
$19.33
Dove Men+Care Body Wash, Extra Fresh 23.5 Ounce (Pack of 2)
$20.45
Dove Men + Care Face Wash, Hydrate, 5 Oz (Pack of 3)
$18.40
Dove Men+Care Body Wash, Extra Fresh 13.5 oz, Twin Pack
$16.99
Dove Hs Srength/Shine Xho Size 7z Dove Hs Srength/Shine Xhold 7z
$8.77
Dove Dry Shampoo Refresh and Care Volume and Fullness, 5 Ounces, 3 Pack
$16.80
Dove Men+Care 2 in 1 Shampoo and Conditioner, Fresh and Clean 25.4 oz
Dove Sensitive Skin Unscented Hypo-Allergenic Beauty Bar 4 oz, 2 ea (Pack of 2)
$11.14
Dove Men + Care Body & Face Wash, Clean Comfort 13.50 oz ( Pack of 3)
$16.10
Dove Men + Care Fortfying Shampoo+conditioner 2 in 1 32fl Oz
$16.05
Dove Go Fresh Cucumber & Green Tea Scent, Antiperspirant & Deodorant Stick, 1.4 Oz / 40 Ml (Pack of 4)
$9.98
Dove Body Wash, Sensitive Skin Pump, 34 Ounce (Pack of 2)
$27.33
Dove Body Lotion, Cream Oil Intensive, 13.5 Ounce (Pack of 3)
$23.49
Dove Damage Therapy Cool Moisture Shampoo (12 oz) and Conditioner (12 oz)
$11.99
Dove Go Fresh Antiperspirant & Deodorant, Cool Essentials - 2.6 oz - 2 pk
$12.99
Dove Go Fresh Antiperspirant Deodorant, Restore, 2.6 Ounce (Pack of 2)
$9.11
Dove Men+Care Body and Face Bar, Deep Clean 4 oz, 6 Bar
$9.39
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