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Dove Cameron Spills Details On Her New Movie Project!

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron is giving fans a sneak peek at her next big role! The 21-year-old actress just revealed some key details about her upcoming movie and it involves a southern accent! “have to learn how to have a texan accent for my new movie & now i can’t stop the twang even in normal life. [...]

Dove's New Bottles Are Shaped Like Women's Bodies and the Internet Is Confused

Dove's New Bottles Are Shaped Like Women's Bodies and the Internet Is Confused


Allure

We didn't know bottle positivity was a thing.

TMZ Coverage of Historic Celebrity Feuds

by BOB VULFOV @ McSweeney’s

Cain and Abel

The first two sons of Adam and Eve are at it again. Cain is FURIOUS that Abel’s sacrifice was better received by God and now, the battle lines are drawn in sheep’s blood. Drama alert! Abel took out a restraining order against Cain last month, claiming in court documents that Cain kept asking him to go into the fields with him alone. Abel said to the judge, “I know he’s just gonna kill me out there!” Cain vehemently denies these allegations and plans to file a countersuit for libel. God offered some straightforward advice to the two siblings: “Work. It. Out.”

Martin Luther and Pope Leo X

The Pope has a clear message for Martin Luther when it comes to the Catholic Church: You’re outta here! Martin Luther’s manager tells TMZ that his client has been EXCOMMUNICATED from the Church. The latest blowup between these two comes on the heels of Luther accusing the Catholic Church of nepotism, corruption, and the sale of indulgences. Uh, was one of the 95 Theses an invitation to Martin Luther’s barbecue? Because we smell beef!

Isaac Newton and Robert Hooke

Royal Society sources tell TMZ that Isaac Newton still really, really, really doesn’t like Robert Hooke and thinks he’s a “punk with a microscope.” Hooke came after Newton in his latest diss letter, accusing the latter of plagiarism and saying, “Stop comparing me to Newton, he doesn’t even write his own theories!” The allegation is even more shocking because Hooke featured ON NEWTON’S LATEST ACADEMIC WORK, PRINCIPIA! Newton fired back by scrubbing every reference to Hooke in Principia. Looks like we’ve found two objects that can’t be brought together by gravity.

The Hatfields and the McCoys

These two Appalachian families are embroiled in a nasty feud that’s burnin’ hotter than a skillet full of spoonbread. Last evening, William Anderson Hatfield hopped on a table at his local tavern and yelled to the patrons: the McCoys CROSSED A LINE by stabbing two Hatfield brothers. The patriarch of the McCoy family, Randolph “Old Ranel” McCoy was livid after hearing about Hatfield’s tavern call-out, telling him, “You know what, dude? Let’s just f***ing fight already! Me and you. Enough of this family drama.” We’ll reach out to Hatfield for his reaction … stay tuned.

Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr

It’s official! TMZ spoke with representatives from both sides, who said that a date has FINALLY BEEN SET for the long-awaited duel between Hamilton and Burr. Both men will use Wogdon duelling pistols and will square off in Weehawken, NJ. The trash talk has already begun, with Burr calling Hamilton a “Federalist coward of low stock.” Wow, more like Aaron Burn! We’re in line for a lot more epic trash track as both duelers have signed on to do press conferences together in Toronto, Brooklyn, and London before the duel on July 11th.

Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla

Sorry, Nikola Tesla, but Thomas Edison won’t be apologizing anytime soon for calling Tesla’s alternating current technology “impractical” and “lame.” The Edison Electric Light Company frontman LAID INTO Tesla during an interview with TMZ, calling Tesla a “lunatic germaphobe with a ridiculous wardrobe.” Ouch. Edison claims he wasn’t trying to start beef, but the damage has been done. Tesla has apparently locked himself inside his laboratory/home, going full-recluse and only interacting with pigeons. As sources put it, “Nikola is slipping into a dark place.” Our thoughts are with Tesla… hopefully he builds some sort of machine that’ll light up that dark place for him.

Dove Cameron Gushes About Thomas Doherty: 'I'm So in Love, It's Criminal'

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron is spilling on her relationship with boyfriend Thomas Doherty! Here’s what the Descendants 2 star had to say during her recent shoot for Flaunt Magazine: On staying authentic: “I don’t want to do anything unless it’s extremely authentic. I don’t ever want to do anything just to stay busy or have a press [...]

Dove's ridiculous new body wash bottles are the apotheosis of its "real beauty" campaigns

Dove's ridiculous new body wash bottles are the apotheosis of its "real beauty" campaigns


Quartz

All soap bottles—I mean, women—are beautiful as they are.

Masters Of Ink: Tap Into The Magic Of Tattooing With Tati Compton's Hand Poked Designs

by Jen Ripper @ Konbini United States

Masters of Ink is a Konbini original introducing you to a whole spectrum of tattoo artists from all over the world. Custom designers specializing in every style from modern dotwork to traditional Americana tattoos – tune in for something new every week! In many cultures, women have been responsible for the handing over of magical traditions to future generations through hand poke tattoos. […]

The post Masters Of Ink: Tap Into The Magic Of Tattooing With Tati Compton's Hand Poked Designs appeared first on Konbini United States.

The Coffin Industry Proudly Supports the Graham-Cassidy Health Care Bill

by MATTHEW DISLER @ McSweeney’s

Well, there’s another effort to repeal Obamacare, and once again there are a handful of fringe groups speaking out against the new bill, like the American Medical Association, the National Council for Behavioral Health, the American Cancer Society Action Network, the American Diabetes Association, the American Heart Association, the American Lung Association, the Arthritis Foundation, the National Health Council, the March of Dimes, the American Hospital Association, AARP, the Blue Cross Blue Shield Association, and America’s Health Insurance Plans.

But Americans know that we can’t trust people like doctors and insurers to tell us about our health and our insurance. It’s time for other industry groups to take a stand. That’s why the coffin industry is proud to support the new health care bill.

Whenever we evaluate a piece of legislation, the coffin industry asks two questions. One: Will it help Americans? And two: Will it help coffins? I think the answer, in the case of this bill, is clear.

Let’s put it this way: There are millions of Americans without work. But each new coffin requires the labor of five employees to cut the wood, assemble the wood, insert cushions, polish everything, and test the coffin’s durability by dropping it from six-foot ledges. That’s not even counting all of the other professions in dozens of coffin-related industries, from the truck drivers who transport the coffins to your Main Street funeral parlor to the security guards who have to fight off people who think they are vampires and try to steal the coffins.

If Congress passes the new health care bill, there will be a boom in demand for all of these jobs, and America’s unemployment problems will be solved. The economy will become as shiny and sturdy as a new oak coffin.

Is that cheering I hear?

If you still aren’t sure what to think about the new health care plan, just picture two things: millions of new coffins, and the legislators supporting the plan. Associate those two things forever in your brain. And then try telling me that you’re still not sure where you stand.

Now, you may be asking yourself, “Why should I trust the coffin industry? What has Big Coffin ever done for me?” To that I can only point to our decades — no, centuries — of experience working with people in dire need of health care. Coffins and sick people have been connected since long before insurance companies, or doctors, or the March of Dimes, or dimes. So I’m pretty confident that we know a thing or two about how to keep Americans’ bodies healthy-looking and well preserved!

At least for a few days.

But imagine a new America, built on a coffin empire! A coffin in every home! Crowds of people, marching off to the coffin factory in the morning, and coming home to their own house on Coffin Drive at night. Sports teams sponsored by coffins. A coffin company buying NBC. All of these are within our reach, if our representatives just vote for the new health care bill.

Only with concerted public pressure will your representatives listen to you and make the right choice. So call your senator and tell them that you want to see more coffins! Coffins everywhere!

And don’t mention the urn industry. They’re against the bill.

Dove Cameron Gets Real About Spreading Girl Love!

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron is all about girls supporting each other and we can’t help but agree! The 21-year-old actress took to her Twitter to share a quick message about girls putting aside their differences and loving each other. “i love when girls love other girls & prioritize them over other petty things. don’t let jealousy/competition blind [...]

Mothers criticise Baby Dove adverts

Mothers criticise Baby Dove adverts


BBC News

Dozens complain to the watchdog about the campaign which some say is against breastfeeding in public.

Twitter isn’t really buying Dove’s new ‘Real Beauty Bottles’ campaign

Twitter isn’t really buying Dove’s new ‘Real Beauty Bottles’ campaign


CW33 NewsFix

PRINCETON, NJ -- If companies ever wonder whether their next big marketing campaign will be a hit or miss, they should just consult social media.Dove is no different. The brand has just launched their new 'Real Beauty Bottles,' where they've matched your body type with a kind of body wash.In social media fashion, people have come clean about it-- turning it into a hilarious soap opera!

Sofia Carson & Dove Cameron Heat Up the Summer Cover of 'Seventeen' Mexico

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron and Sofia Carson are pretty much inseparable these days — even on magazine covers! The Descendants 2 stars share a dual cover for Seventeen Mexico‘s summer issue and their features are everything! In the issue, both actresses and singers opened up about their absolute favorite villains and what their characters have taught them. [...]

'Murder On The Orient Express' Gets Star-Studded New Trailer

by Pauline Mallet @ Konbini United States

Agatha Christie's classic novel Murder on the Orient Express is getting ready to make a big return to cinema with a new adaptation led by Kenneth Branagh. This is the second time the detective story has been shown on the big screen after a 1974 version starring the era's biggest actors, including Sean Connery, Lauren Bacall […]

The post 'Murder On The Orient Express' Gets Star-Studded New Trailer appeared first on Konbini United States.

Better Care for Your Fall Hairstyles.

Better Care for Your Fall Hairstyles.

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

I like to change things up as a new season approaches. As fall is just around the corner, I have been wanting to try a new hairstyle. A new hairstyle means lots of experimenting with hair tools and unfortunately heat damage — not good. I am on a mission to take better care of my hair so I'm proud to show off my updated fall hairstyles. There is no better place to discover all the products I need to start taking better care of my hair than CVS/pharmacy.

Dove's New Campaign Challenges the 'Perfect Mom' Stereotype

Dove's New Campaign Challenges the 'Perfect Mom' Stereotype


Parents

The message behind the brand's new campaign is that everyone parents differently, and there's no such thing as a "perfect mom."

Soak in Hydration with Simple Skincare Water Boost.

Soak in Hydration with Simple Skincare Water Boost.

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

I don't know about you, but as the summer winds down, my skin can use all the hydration it can. My skin is D-E-H-Y-D-R-A-T-E-D! Simple Skincare has added three new products formulated with a breakthrough ingredient that has dehydrated skin in mind. To say adding Simple Skincare's new Water Boost products to my skin care regimen has a been a savior is an understatement. 

Nature Nate’s Announced as Presenting Sponsor of the 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards

by justin@gospelmusic.org @ The 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards

The Gospel Music Association (GMA) announced that Nature Nate's Honey will be the presenting sponsor of the 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards. Nature Nate's has launched the Honey Gives Hope campaign and is partnering with the GMA Dove Awards to provide a grant for a family to adopt a child through Show Hope, a movement to care for orphans and restore hope by breaking down barriers between waiting children and loving families.

Meditations for Major American Cities

by KATE VILLA @ McSweeney’s

Minneapolis

Find a relaxing place
Whatever that means to you
A chair or pillow or snowbank will do
Begin to breathe
Think about Target
And how great Target is
Did you know that your great state is the home of Target?
Whatever that means to you
Take that in
Have you ever pronounced it Tar-jhay?
Very French
Very sophisticated
Let your body melt into the snowbank you’ve chosen
Breathe in through your nose
Take in the air that’s coming off all those lakes
How many lakes are there?
Begin to count
Stop when you get to 10,000
Because that’s how many there are
Open your eyes slowly

Los Angeles

Find a place that is warm and comfortable
Probably in your car
Just find your car
Did you park it on Montana?
You definitely parked it on Arizona.
Have you ever been to Arizona?
Let your muscles go
Drive Sit on the 405
Drive Sit on the 405
Drive Sit on the 405
You’re out of new podcasts
How does that happen
How many hours have you spent in your car this week?
Maybe you should take Wilshire
That was a mistake
Who is going to Beverly Hills at 4 pm on a Tuesday?
Clear your mind
You’ve seen the inside of the Universal lot more times this month
Than you’ve seen your mother
Breathe in
Soften your fingers
Soften your palms
Forget about your dog
He pooped on the floor
But you have a view of the valley
And a personal assistant job
You are paid hourly to pick up someone’s
Viagra
Soylent
Coconut water
Breathe out
You asked for this
Open your eyes slowly
Maybe you should go to law school?

Denver

Find a comfortable spot
Breathe
Soften your muscles
Light up a joint
Smoke it
Breathe in
Breathe out in rings if you can
You are not high
You are getting high
You are almost high enough
You are high
Shit a little too high
Look
Mountains
Finish your hike
Plan tomorrow’s hike

San Francisco

Take off your VR headset and close your eyes
Settle into your ergonomic desk chair
Make sure your feet are flat on the floor in your Vans
Let your body relax
Take your hands off the keyboard
Breathe in through your nose
Breathe out through your mouth
Seriously
take your hands off the keyboard
Let your muscles go
Melt
from the tip of your head all the way down to your toes
Hands off the keyboard
I’m going to unplug it if you can’t keep them off
I know it’s wireless
I was testing you
Slowly
drain the stress from your fingertips
Make 1 million dollars
Open your eyes slowly

Chicago

Flutter your eyes closed
Begin by getting into a comfortable place
Like June or July
Let the very small tide of Lake Michigan wash over you
Feel how cold the water is
Don’t fish in it
Breathe in
Breathe out
Palms to heart-center
Feel that Italian beef coming back up
Never mind it’s just a burp
Let it out
Figure out where you’re having brunch
Repeat:
The Cubs won the world series
The Cubs won the world series
The cubs won the world series

Whatever that means to you
Everything
Literally everything
Think about how many times you posted about the Cubs on social media this year
Open your eyes slowly

Seattle

Flutter your eyes closed
Listen to the waves
You can’t sleep
Take in the rain as it hits the roof
Let it calm you
Slow your breathing
Your son hands you the phone
It’s a radio show
They know about your wife’s death
Breathe in
Give in to the sensation
Talk about your perfect match
Your son is ruining your life
But also helping?
You get fan-mail
Is Meg Ryan out there?
Wait for Meg Ryan to fly across the country
Because she will
Surprise you on a highway
Empire state building
Amicable fiancé break up
You are Tom Hanks
You have always been Tom Hanks
Open your eyes slowly
Where is Chet?

Nashville

Begin your meditation by thinking about a small, backroom bar that you’ve played your miniature guitar in recently
Breathe in the smoke
Take a sip of a free beer
Remember, you get free beers because you play music
You also get away with wearing fedoras
Now imagine you’re at a brunch place
Sit there for three hours
Remember to be gentle to your body
Have another bloody mary with bacon and shrimp on it
Listen to the sounds of coffee brewing
Eggs frying
Notice a new sound
It’s 19-year-old girl who dropped out of college to sing at the Planet Hollywood next door
Breathe in
Breathe out
Do you remember that whiskey bar next door to that all-glass pop-up creative agency?
Uber there
Take a sip of whiskey
Taste
Burning
Running down your throat
A little gets on your tweed vest
Ask the mustached man next to you for his pocket square
Breathe in the polka dots
Let your body relax
What exactly is a creative agency?
Open your eyes slowly

Boston

Fluttah yah eyes closed
Put sugah
In ya cawfee
Remembah how wicked sweet Havahd yahd is
Cahlm yaself
Entah a dahk pahty
Eat some chowda
Cheeah on the Red Sahx
Breathe in
Breathe out
Open your eyes slowly
Recite: “Charlie on the MTA

Washington DC

Check in with your body
Pass the Japanese embassy
Where are you today?
Somewhere on a rooftop with twinkle lights
Sipping recently distilled whiskey
Soften your shoulders
Let go of the tension
In your arms
What used to be on this corner?
A middle-class immigrant family’s home
With a hair salon below it
Now it’s a Whole Foods
Buy some kale
Because you’ll probably use it soon
Just kidding
You won’t
It’ll go bad
In your fridge
Pass the vice president’s house
Bring yourself back
To your breath
Soften your gaze
Pass the National Cathedral
Is there a good wood-fired pizza place close?
Pass the Washington monument
Begin to move your toes slowly
Feel the power
Of old white men
You have never seen the inside of the capitol
Open your eyes slowly
Buy artisanal goat cheese from what used to be
A crack den

New York

Find a comfortable place
Somewhere you can de-stress
Not midtown
Don’t go to midtown
I’m not kidding
Re-center yourself
Check in with your body
Do you have everything you need for the day?
Spend 5 minutes trying to swipe your metro card because you’ve started this now
Swipe again, I guess
Take the A to the 1 and transfer at Columbus circle
Unless the B is running
Then just take the B
You could also transfer to the F or even take the L across
But then you would have to walk
But it would be faster
Just Be in your body
Now you’re in Times Square
Being humped by the man in the Elmo costume
Relax into your breath
Feel the tips of your fingers
Feel the pavement under your feet as you walk
End up in a Chinese restaurant
Eat your fill
Realize it has a C rating
Vomit into a trash can
Breathe in through your nose
Breathe out through your mouth
Relieve yourself on the sidewalk
Open your eyes slowly
Burn a 20 dollar bill

Portland, Maine

Breathe in through your nose
Soften your hands
Soften your eye lids
Breathe out through your mouth
You flew to the wrong Portland
Open your eyes slowly
Call your fiancé because you’re not making it to Oregon for your wedding tomorrow

Dove Cameron Will Have 100% Control Over Her Music

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

As we all know, Dove Cameron is working on music for us to freak out and obsess over. Fans are getting really anxious to hear anything and everything about her debut single and speaking with Flaunt recently, Dove opened up about having complete control of her music from here on out. “Everything I release from [...]

New Dove Hunting Regulations Require Hunters to Change Ammo

New Dove Hunting Regulations Require Hunters to Change Ammo


KISS COUNTRY 93.7

Hard to believe it, but we're only three weeks away from the start of hunting season, and this year we'll see one big change for dove hunters.

Dove Introduced New Bottle Shapes For ‘Body Positivity’ And People On Twitter Think They’re Hilariously Stupid

Dove Introduced New Bottle Shapes For ‘Body Positivity’ And People On Twitter Think They’re Hilariously Stupid


Thought Catalog

For a company that tries so hard not to objectify women, they sure are trying to make me relate to an object.

Dove ripped apart for latest #RealBeauty campaign featuring curvy bottles

Dove ripped apart for latest #RealBeauty campaign featuring curvy bottles


AOL.com

'You're a straight up b---- if you buy the skinny Dove bottle.'

Dove Cameron Dances With Thomas Doherty's Dog (Video)

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron has a new dance partner and she’s not giving him up for anything! In a handful of new Instagram videos from her boyfriend, Thomas Doherty, Dove is seen dancing around a kitchen with his dog and they’re just about the cutest videos ever! PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Dove Cameron “My [...]

Dove Cameron & Thomas Doherty Have Matching Sun Tattoos!

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron revealed her tiny sun tattoo at the end of last year but it looks like someone special has the same one! It was recently revealed that Dove‘s boyfriend Thomas Doherty has the same exact tattoo on his leg! In an Instagram story, Thomas showed his legs while wearing a pair of shorts and [...]

Dove Cameron & Ryan McCartan's Song 'Glowing In The Dark' Was Used as a Theme For the Solar Eclipse

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron fans are freaking out a bit over the 2017 Solar Eclipse right now. It turns out that an ABC broadcast of the celestial event used Dove and former musical partner Ryan McCartan‘s song “Glowing in The Dark” for the theme song. “Def never thought a song of mine would be used as the [...]

Dove Cameron Reunites With Luke Benward & Maddie Baillio For New Movie 'Dumplin'

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron‘s next movie is going to just be a big ol’ reunion! The Descendants 2 actress will be starring beside Luke Benward (from her Cloud Nine days) and Maddie Baillio (from Hairspray Live!) in Dumplin, Deadline reports. It follows Willowdean (Danielle Macdonald), nicknamed Dumplin, a confident, plus-sized teen who, to spite her beauty pageant [...]

Urban Decay Troublemaker Mascara Review.

Urban Decay Troublemaker Mascara Review.

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

I always get excited when a new mascara launches, especially when it claims to create "super fat, long and sexy lashes that will withstand all kinds of hot and heavy situations". I am the first to admit that I like the sound of that, especially when they added that it "boosts lash volume 13.7x". If you have read about the new Urban Decay Troublemaker Mascara, you may have noticed the claim of it lasting through sex; I think that is a unique claim to make.

Rihanna Shows Off Her Sexy Stems At Fenty Beauty Event In Paris As She Previews Her New Galaxy Collection!

by Perez Hilton @ CocoPerez

No one does an LBD like Rihanna! On Thursday, the Work singer attended the Fenty Beauty launch at Sephora in Paris, France wearing an outfit designed by Calvin Klein 205W39NYC! Related: RiRi's Diamond Ball Look On the same day, the 29-year-old also unveiled her "Galaxy Collection" which hits stores October 13! We have a feeling her lipsticks, eyeshadow [...]

FYI: Ayesha Curry Is The Newest Face Of CoverGirl!

by Perez Hilton @ CocoPerez

What a perfect fit! On Wednesday, Ayesha Curry announced on Instagram she is the newest face of CoverGirl! Being a spokesperson for the beauty brand is extremely important to Stephen Curry's wife, who has grown up using their products! Related: Ayesha Curry Addresses That Controversial Tweet The Ayesha's Home Kitchen star wrote: "My first makeup memory was running down the [...]

Dove Chase by Bloomfield Homes

Dove Chase by Bloomfield Homes


NewHomeSource

Dove Chase by Bloomfield Homes on www.newhomesource.com

Dove Cameron & Sofia Carson Premiere 'Descendants 2' in Sao Paulo

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron and Sofia Carson glammed all the way up for the premiere of Descendants 2 in Sao Paulo, Brazil tonight (August 16). The two stars of the film have been promoting their new film together all over Latin and South America. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Dove Cameron Earlier this week in [...]

Dove Cameron Jammed Out To Her Debut Single & We NEED To Hear It Now!

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

We are so jealous of Dove Cameron right now! The Descendants 2 actress and singer teased a little on Twitter last night that she was jamming out to her debut single, and we really want to hear it, too! “wow. new good music is a reset to the soul. holy sh**. i’m so overwhelmed right [...]

Dove's new 'body type' bottles roundly mocked

Dove's new 'body type' bottles roundly mocked


MSN

Sometimes a bottle is just a bottle. Dove, which has long aimed to challenge beauty standards with their "Real Beauty" campaigns, has moved their messaging to their bottles in a quite literal sense. 

Dove Cameron Came Up With a Twitter Feature We Totally Need!

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron thought of a new feature for Twitter and we totally need it! The 21-year-old Descendants star took to the social media site to express her idea and a lot of fans agree. “don’t you sometimes wish you could ‘like’ the fact that someone ‘liked’ something of yours. like a lil wink. i see [...]

Help! I Just Clicked Gmail’s Automated Responses and Now I am On a Deserted Island in Fiji for Having Accrued Too Much Debt

by BROTI GUPTA and KAREN CHEE @ McSweeney’s

“Thank you! You, too!”

“What was that?”

“Oh, okay.”

“That sounds great!”

“That also sounds great!”

“That doesn’t sound as good.”

“Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long. And wouldn’t it be nice to live together, in the kind of world where we belong?”

“What do you mean these ‘lyrics’ are taken? I just published it as an original poem.”

“No, I thought of them independently! I’ve never even met a Beach Man before.”

“OK, well it seems like they should be Men by now.”

“No, I would not like a lawyer at this time.”

“Actually, I would like one immediately. A female lawyer is fine. I am a male feminist.”

“The legal prep is going well. I’m picking up good vibrations. She’s giving me excitations.”

“Of course I did not mean that sexually. I read bell hooks once, and it was good.”

“Hold on, those are also lyrics?”

“Maybe I’m a musical prodigy.”

“THEY want to meet ME?”

“Oh, well can I ask for their autographs in court?”

“Yes, fine, I will flee the country until you figure this out.”

“One way sounds fine, I’ll book when I get there.”

“Quick question: where exactly is Fiji and how many islands does it have? Is there Wi-Fi?”

“My lawyer, lost at sea?? Good luck, fish!”

“Oh, I didn’t mean to make light of it.”

“Yes, I can make the memorial service next week.”

“Bring the body?”

“Please resend longitude and latitude.”

“Weak signal, but sailed to neighboring island. Will loop you in soon.”

“Boat sailed away. Cell tower was mirage. Turned out to be a tree.”

“Lost the case? Lost the lawyer too.”

“Sand tastes terrible.”

“It’s been one week on the island.”

“Sand is tasting better now.”

“Week seventy: my only dreams are about the island. Life before it means nothing.”

“I’ve been so bored that I started writing music. No lyrics though, don’t worry. Wanna listen?”

“Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. The MELODY?”

“No, of course I didn’t! Has anyone ever surfed the U.S.A.? That’s not even possible with all the land!”

“So far I have to pay for the funeral, a new lawyer, the court fees, and now three songs?”

“Okay, ha-ha, you created an email address for my landlord.”

“So far I have to pay for the funeral, a new lawyer, the court fees, three songs, and RENT????”

“Week one-hundred forty: I’m married to Philip. We had been dating on and off for a few months. At first, I thought I wouldn’t get into anything serious, but as time went on, our relationship solidified. He is my soul. He is my purpose. He is my rock. He is a coconut. He fell out of a tree and landed directly onto me, forever changing my life and permanently damaging my left knee. I am devastated to report that he is cheating on me. The last thing I wanted was to be clingy, but while I was working through my trust issues, he found solace in Elizabeth, another coconut, who is not in debt because, again, she is a coconut. The nights are sad, dry, and lonely, and the days are exactly the same, but drier. I keep running into Philip and Elizabeth rolling around together and it wrecks my heart. My only respite from this hell are the moments that I spend looking after mine and Philip’s son. Yes, I am a mother — a good mother at that. My boy used to be part of the boat that brought me here. I think we’ll be alright, Danny and I. We’ll have to be.”

“Thank you! You, too!”

7 Makeup Bag Essentials for Fall.

7 Makeup Bag Essentials for Fall.

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

The fall season will officially be here this week. As I prepare to change up my clothes and start to layer on the sweaters and heavier items, I change up the makeup in my makeup bag this time of year as well. I put away things like a tinted moisturizer, bronzer and nude lipgloss and stock it with foundation, a bronze eye palette, and the best bold and berry lip shades and more. There are, of course, essentials that I need for fall; I picked up the following new makeup bag essentials on eBay.

People are trolling Dove on Twitter for releasing new soap bottles for different body types

People are trolling Dove on Twitter for releasing new soap bottles for different body types


Business Insider

The company was hoping to help "spread beauty confidence," and instead they sparked a meme.

Dove Cameron Sounds Off on Racism in a Passionate Twitter Thread

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron is no stranger to airing out her frustrations with the world on Twitter. Just last month, she called out the absurdity of “Heterosexual Pride Day” on the app. Now, she is taking to the platform again to sound off on the racism in our society. “the! color! of! someone’s! skin! has! literally! nothing! [...]

Dove Cameron Is Totally On Board For a 'Totally Spies!' Live-Action With Kiersey Clemons & Katherine McNamara

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

There are a handful of roles that Dove Cameron would be perfect for — but none as perfect as Clover in Totally Spies! — especially if her besties Kiersey Clemons and Katherine McNamara are involved too. Totally Spies! is an early 2000s cartoon centering on three teens who are secret spies, and can pretty much [...]

Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, & Kaia Gerber Flaunt Dyed Bangs For Fendi's Fall Show!

by Perez Hilton @ CocoPerez

They're making their model money!! Continuing their reign during Fashion Month, Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, and Kaia Gerber were all walking in Fendi's Spring 2018 show during Milan Fashion Week! Karl Lagerfeld knew to snag the top models! Video: Megyn Kelly Interviews The KarJenners! While the foursome each had dyed teal tresses, they walked the catwalks in [...]

Body Types Represented by New Dove Bottles

Body Types Represented by New Dove Bottles


The New Yorker

Mesopotamian: You're missing both arms, which makes you look more or less like a standard Dove bottle. Go figure.

Mandisa – Podcast Extra

Mandisa – Podcast Extra

by justin@gospelmusic.org @ The 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards

Brandon Heath honors Mandisa with a special “Uplift Someone” Award at the 44th annual GMA Dove Awards ceremony in Nashville, TN. Podcast: Play in new window | Download Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS

Exciting Beauty News and the Latest from Laura Geller.

Exciting Beauty News and the Latest from Laura Geller.

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

Exciting things have been happening for Laura Geller this year. For the first time in the brand's history, Laura Geller introduced the first ever Global Artistic Director and it is no other than celebrity makeup artist, Ashlee Glazer. Ashlee has been an industry insider for over ten years and regularly works with Rachel Zoe, Georgina Chapman, Zanna Roberts Rassi, and many more.  I'm excited to see what Ashlee and Laura Geller have in store. 

Dove sparks controversy over new bottles

Dove sparks controversy over new bottles


TEXOMASHOMEPAGE

A new advertisement for Dove is sparking up controversy on social media after the company started touting its body positive soap bottles.

More Talent Added to 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards; Kari Jobe & Tasha Cobbs Leonard to Host

by justin@gospelmusic.org @ The 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards

The Gospel Music Association (GMA) announced that award-winning singer-songwriter Kari Jobe and Gospel powerhouse Tasha Cobbs Leonard will team up to host the 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards. Also joining the all-star lineup are performers Bri (Briana Babineaux), Danny Gokey, Gaither Vocal Band, Ryan Stevenson and Travis Greene. They join previously announced performers CeCe Winans, Hillsong Worship, Matt Redman, MercyMe, Reba McEntire, Steven Malcolm and Zach Williams and presenters Anthony Brown, Chris Tomlin, David and Tamela Mann, for KING & Country and Matt Maher.

Dove Cameron Shares the Hilarious Story of How She Met Jennifer Aniston

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron met Jennifer Aniston for the first time ever last night, and it involves spray tanning with no clothes on. The Descendants 2 actress let fans know what happened via Twitter on Thursday (September 7). “You guys i just got spray tanned ((naked)) outside ((in a tent)) at night, in georgia, in a hairnet,” [...]

Dove's Viral New Campaign Features Body Washes Shaped Like Curvy Women

Dove's Viral New Campaign Features Body Washes Shaped Like Curvy Women


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Dove! It's just like . . . us? In the iconic drugstore brand's latest #RealBeauty campaign, it features a lineup of body washes that oddly resemble the

If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises

by MICHAEL HARE @ McSweeney’s

— Hear that new one from the BSO?

— Shit, yeah, that Brahms? That one knocked me square on my ass. Even more so than the Shostakovich. Pardon me, the Grammy Award-winning Shostakovich.

(They toast.)

— We should repeat.

— We should but we won’t, because the Recording Academy hates Boston. Watch. Watch them give it to the frigging New York Phil, which is a fine orchestra if you like listening to a bunch of soulless prima donnas collect paychecks.

(They nod, drink.)

— Gotta respect Andris Nelsons.

— The kid can conduct his ass off, in the bravura tradition of Seiji Ozawa.

— Friend of mine down in Quincy just named his pit bull “Ozawa.”

— Remember ’02, when Ozawa did Beethoven’s Seventh?

— Course I do.

— Course you do. We all do, because it was an indelible performance. An indelible performance that the New York Times called “plodding.” Please. Please do me one favor, Mr. Big New York City Critic, please don’t talk to me like I don’t got two ears and a brain. Because I do, and also a heart, which Seiji touched with that masterful Seventh.

— They act like there’s no culture north of the Triborough. Like guys like us don’t know a sublimely realized Seventh when we hear one.

— Just don’t talk shit about Seiji, all right? You come up here and you try to talk shit about Seiji — I don’t care if you got a Pulitzer or a MacArthur or a Pulitzer and a MacArthur and an award from the frigging National Book Critics Circle — I’ll lay you the fuck out.

— Figuratively speaking.

— Of course. This city once aspired to be the Athens of America. I’m not about to disrespect that majestic civic aspiration by acting like a goddamned fucking barbarian.

- - -

— Other day I went over to the Museum of Science.

— How was it?

— Well it was the fucking Museum of Science, so how the fuck do you think it was? It was superlative. It was a testament to our region’s proud tradition of rational inquiry.

(They toast.)

— Meanwhile, all you hear is, “Silicon Valley this, Silicon Valley that…”

— Because they hate Boston, because they’re jealous of Boston. And I’m sorry, but making an app to call a cab isn’t science. You know what is science? Life science is science.

(They nod, drink.)

— Gotta respect our biotechs.

— I swear to God, I get all these disgusting frigging fantasies about a bunch of these Silicon Valley guys coming up here and talking shit about our biotechs. Being like, “Oh yeah, Boston’s got a nice little biotech scene.” And I’m like, “Little?” And then I very figuratively lay them all out. I very figuratively beat them back to Cali using the gold Nobel medal awarded to Dr. H. Robert Horvitz.

— Friend of mine out in Walpole just got a Horvitz tattoo.

— Sick.

- - -

— So I’m in the MFA last weekend, where I volunteer as a docent.

— A valuable service to an invaluable institution.

(They toast.)

— I’m in Gallery 242, and this kid comes over, says, “Are these are the only Rembrandts?”

— And this kid is from where?

— From a state that wants so hard to be part of New England but is actually just part of New York, and it knows it, and so it’s got all this twisted anti-Boston resentment.

— Friend of mine up in Lowell deals cards down in Connecticut. Says it’s awful.

— What it is is anti-Boston.

(They nod, drink.)

— Kid asks for more Rembrandts. That’s some true Connecticut bullshit.

— You want to see a hundred Rembrandts? Here. Here’s a bus ticket. Enjoy Manhattan. P.S., it sucks. You want to see five Rembrandts, and really see them? Really engage with each canvas? Come to Boston.

— Because there’s far, far less to see and do here, and so it’s easier to concentrate.

— Exactly.

- - -

— Know where I haven’t been in a wicked long time? Plimoth Plantation.

— I’m there two, three times a month. It’s a jewel.

(They toast.)

— You wonder why it’s not constantly crammed with people coming in from all over to experience what life was like in the seventeenth century in a fledgling agricultural settlement on the outskirts of what would one day become Boston.

(They nod, drink.)

— Could be the thing about people hating Boston.

— So it’s guys in costumes speaking in an archaic vernacular and churning butter under a hot sun or whatever. Not flashy enough for you? Here. Here’s a bus ticket. Go numb your brain in Times Square.

— The quiet of the place, its frank modesty, that’s part of what makes it so moving. That, and its brave refusal to ignore the darker aspects of our history.

(They nod, drink.)

— Ever feel like some people, like non-Bostonians most especially, might be sleepwalking through something major? Like, not the shit we see, but the shit behind the shit?

— Like America’s silent epidemic of depression? Its festering addiction to distraction? Like how some people mistake conspicuous consumption for meaningful experience? And how some others mistake hatred for virtue? Like how so many have lost contact with the communities that should help to sustain them and that they should help to sustain?

— Yeah, dude. Basically that. I worry that one day soon we’re all going to find ourselves condemned to lives of isolation and sorrow, all trapped inside the same airless, boundless nightmare anti-community.

— Like Fairfield County, Connecticut?

— Exactly.

— If the whole world turns into one big Fairfield, that’ll make us two guys from Connecticut.

— Two guys from Connecticut, just begging to get laid out.

Dove Shower Foam Sensitive Skin Foaming Body Wash, 13.5 oz - Walmart.com

Dove Shower Foam Sensitive Skin Foaming Body Wash, 13.5 oz - Walmart.com


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Free 2-day shipping on qualified orders over $35. Buy Dove Shower Foam Sensitive Skin Foaming Body Wash, 13.5 oz at Walmart.com

Why Won’t You Just Let Us Pass a Health Care Bill and Kill a Few Million People?

by BOB VULFOV @ McSweeney’s

Dear America,

At this point, it’s just getting frustrating. Time and time again, our party’s leaders have drafted and presented health care bills to repeal and replace Obamacare. We’ve tried this thing from all possible angles, but the backlash to each potential bill has been so severe that we haven’t been able to get anything passed. Where is all this negativity coming from?

We had Paul Ryan take a crack at an alternative health care bill, but he blew it hard. Then, Mitch McConnell stepped up to the plate, and he also blew it hard. Now, this thing is in the hands of Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy, but constituent phone calls disparaging the bill are flooding all of our offices. This has forced our party to ask the American people a very important question: do you not want us to kill a few million people or something?

Look, we’re trying our best here. At any given point, we have twelve or so of our best and brightest old white men working on a health care alternative to Obamacare. A bunch of guys named Bradley and Ralph will not rest until working class Americans are screwed over real badly. It’s disheartening because we’re trying so hard, yet the American people still seem intent on rejecting any legislation we present just because a few million people might die. It’s almost like you people don’t want us to murder a huge chunk of the country.

Yes, we were the obstructionist party for eight years and we halted as much legislation as possible. But, now that we have control of Congress, we’re hell-bent on getting stuff done. We want to pass legislation! So, why won’t the American people just let us pass a health care bill that’ll treat pregnancy like a pre-existing condition and raise premiums for sick people? It’s completely ridiculous that you won’t let us kill a lot of poor people. Is that what this is all about? The millions of people who will die because they won’t be able to afford health care if we pass one of these bills? These very negative reactions to our death bills confuse and demoralize us.

Do you not like the name of the bill or something? Just say the word and we can have one of the Bradleys try naming the new health care bill something a bit more flashy. We just want to understand why so much skepticism is getting tossed our way. Is it all the impending death and suffering that any of these bills will entail? That can’t possibly be it. Why would so many average American citizens be against a systematic culling of the country’s working class, elderly, and disabled populations? It doesn’t make sense to us at all.

Lately, we feel like we just can’t win with you. Please let us pass a health care bill and kill a few million people. What is so wrong with that? Just let us do it. At the very least, you’ll need to explain to us why you disagree so intently with us unleashing a legislative plague across America.

Sincerely,
The GOP

New ‘imperfect’ produce option at Meijer helps customers save money, reduce food waste

New ‘imperfect’ produce option at Meijer helps customers save money, reduce food waste

by Jennifer Shrum @ CW33 NewsFix

INDIANAPOLIS — Grocery store chain Meijer has started a new program for customers who want to reduce food waste and save money by sacrificing aesthetics, according to WXIN. A new line of Misfits produce that helps connect shoppers to tasty but cosmetically-challenged fruits and vegetables at a reduced price. Meijer says even though the produce may be discolored, scarred or odd-sized, it has the same taste, freshness, and quality of other produce in the store. Misfits produce items will vary […]

Dove releases new soap bottles that look like very weird human bodies

Dove releases new soap bottles that look like very weird human bodies


News

In recent years, Dove has posited itself as the progressive soap manufacturer of choice, marketing its products in campaigns couched in critiques of the shallow, unrealistic advertising often used to sell things to women. Using natural lighting, documentary-style filmmaking, and a lack of Photoshopped images, Dove ads have invited women to discuss beauty, engineered stunts that involve them suddenly realizing how beautiful they are, hacked stock images, and celebrated imperfect motherhood. Many catch a whiff of these and correctly determine it all to be the cynical maneuvering of a corporate behemoth to co-opt increasingly mainstream progressive attitudes in order to sell soap.

New Dove soap bottles cause controversy

New Dove soap bottles cause controversy


KECI

Dove's new soap bottles to match different body types is sparking controversy on social media.

List: Rejected Slogans from My Avant-Garde Literary Manifesto

by HUGO BRANLEY @ McSweeney’s

Our new literature will not be constrained by rules or injunctions!

Never again will we allow ourselves to be boxed in by spatial metaphors!

Down with prepositions!

Waste, excess, and verbiage are to be avoided at all costs!

Hair-splittting attention to detail is the only sure mark of authentic literature!

Only the greatest literature can evade hierarchizing judgements!

The literature of the past is composed entirely of tired clichés – time for us to wipe the slate clean!

Make it new (again)!

The deliberate ambiguity of our new literature must leave the average reader utterly nonplussed!

The literature of the future must be one of affirmation – let it contain no negations!

An end to the tyranny of the exclamation mark!

Olivia Holt Dons a Hotel Maid Outfit in 'Generous' Music Video - Watch Now!

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.

Olivia Holt is feeling “Generous” – she just dropped her music video for her brand-new single! In it, the singer and actress “borrows” a hotel maid uniform she finds and proceeds to sneak into visitors’ hotel rooms. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Olivia Holt She has fun trying on expensive clothes and jewelry, [...]

Dove’s new body wash bottles causes controversy

Dove’s new body wash bottles causes controversy


WCBD News 2

Dove’s new body wash ad is causing some controversy online.

NARS Velvet Matte Foundation Stick.

NARS Velvet Matte Foundation Stick.

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

It's an exciting day when NARS launches a new foundation because I know it's going to be a good one. Known for making fantastic complexion products, the brand new Velvet Foundation Stick is the brand's first foundation stick and it is portable creamy goodness.

Ammo restrictions changed for Louisiana dove hunters

Ammo restrictions changed for Louisiana dove hunters


NOLA.com

New rules take effect this season.

Your Beauty Problems Solved with IT Cosmetics Fall 2017 Launches.

Your Beauty Problems Solved with IT Cosmetics Fall 2017 Launches.

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

IT Cosmetics is bringing it this fall! They have just launched so many new products that my head was spinning when my press box arrived. If you have followed me for some time, you already know that I am a huge fan of IT Cosmetics for good reason; the products are innovative and work. The new fall products are no exception. All of the new IT Cosmetics fall products are designed to solve your beauty problems, no matter what they are. Whether you have dark circles, sparse brows, dry skin, large pores, dull skin, fine lines, redness, or acne, IT Cosmetics has a solution in their new fall lineup.

Dove Now Selling Body Wash in the Shape of Your Body Type

Dove Now Selling Body Wash in the Shape of Your Body Type


Racked

What is with the stunt beauty packaging lately?

The Prettiest Makeup Brushes You'll See this Year: MODA Prismatic.

The Prettiest Makeup Brushes You'll See this Year: MODA Prismatic.

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

I can't get over how pretty the new MŌDA Prismatic makeup brushes are. Seriously, look at how beautiful the unicorn-like handles and actual brushes are; the colors are only the beginning. MŌDA brushes are made by the Royal & Langnickel Professional Makeup Brush company and they are extremely high quality, yet very affordable.

Uber Has Been Officially Banned In London

by Matthew Kirby @ Konbini United States

So, Transport for London (TfL) has just banned Uber, meaning locals and tourists may now have to rely on buses, trains and disgruntled black cab drivers to ferry their drunken selves home. The decision, however, not to renew their operating license has also divided the British public – and sent MPs on a full-blown political […]

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Check Out the New Texas Rangers Ballpark

Check Out the New Texas Rangers Ballpark

by Carter @ KISS COUNTRY 93.7

The new Globe Life Field is expected to be completed in 2020 and is going to cost around $1.1 Billion. Continue reading…

More Talent Added to 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards

by justin@gospelmusic.org @ The 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards

The Gospel Music Association (GMA) announced that Hillsong Worship, Matt Redman, Steven Malcolm and Tasha Cobbs Leonard will perform at the 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards along with previously announced performers Reba McEntire, MercyMe, CeCe Winans and Zach Williams.

After 75 years, remains of sailor killed during Pearl Harbor attack finally identified

After 75 years, remains of sailor killed during Pearl Harbor attack finally identified

by Jennifer Shrum @ CW33 NewsFix

PETERSBURG, Va. — The remains of a New Jersey man killed 75 years ago during the attack on Pearl Harbor have been positively identified, according to WTVR. It’s impossible to measure a family’s grief — even when decades go by and the remains of their loved one remained unidentified in a mass grave. One family, generations later, still held out hope for a final resolve. A New Jersey man, killed during the first wave on the attack on Pearl Harbor […]

Dove Cameron DMs 'Sweet Fan' Advice On What to Do When She's Sad

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron is the sweetest to her fans. (Remember when she went to get her nails done with four of them in New York?) Yesterday, the Descendants 2 actress shared a lengthy series of DMs on Instagram in which she is coaching a fan on how to work through her sadness. “Wrote this as a [...]

People hate Dove's new ad campaign, despite well-meaning message

People hate Dove's new ad campaign, despite well-meaning message


SFGate

The six limited-edition Dove soap bottles come in shapes meant to emulate the body types of women.

Dove Cameron & China Anne McClain Guest Judge on 'Project Runway' Tonight!

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron and China Anne McClain strike a pose on the catwalk on the Project Runway set. Tonight, the two Descendants 2 stars will be guest judging the designers in a fun new challenge. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of China Anne McClain Inspired by the new DCOM movie, the designers will visit Lyndhurst [...]

Dove Cameron Reminds Fans of the Beautiful Reason She Changed Her Name

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Longtime Dove Cameron fans know that her birth name isn’t Dove, but rather Chloe. The 21-year-old actress has spoken out about the reasons for changing her name in the past, and she just opened up again to an inquiring young fan on social media. “How did you come up w the name dove?” a Twitter [...]

Pablo Escobar's Family Is Suing Netflix For $1 Billion

by Kimberly B. Johnson @ Konbini United States

It came as a surprise earlier this year when news broke that global streaming giant Netflix was in debt to the tune of $20 billion. With longterm obligations made to produce more and more content, the company really doesn't have much wiggle room for fiscal inconveniences. Unfortunately, the family of late Colombian drug kingpin Pablo […]

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Head Back to School with these Beauty Essentials!

Head Back to School with these Beauty Essentials!

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

Going back to school is easier when you have everything you need. I just sent my son Johnny off to college, and Caci moves into her college room soon. There is just so much you need when getting ready for the new school year that keeping track of everything can be difficult, no matter how many times you do it or how organized you think you are. I used this handy check list to keep me on track and get all of the last minute items we needed. When it comes to beauty essentials, though, I have those down. With years of experience, my kids and I know what beauty items work and what will get you in and out of the bathroom and into the classroom fast. 

New and Improved Dove® Body Wash.

New and Improved Dove® Body Wash.


Beautiful Makeup Search

 My skin is so dry. So dry on my legs and arms that it almost hurts. I have been slacking in the body moisturizing department. I am pretty good about slathering moisturizer on right after my show while my skin is still damp, but I feel like I need to do more. I am realizing that I need to

Dove Cameron & Thomas Doherty Are Celebrating His Sister's Birthday!

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron and her boyfriend Thomas Doherty took his sister Rachel out for a special birthday treat! The 21-year-old Descendants star has been spending time across the pond with Thomas, and that includes his family too! Dove took to her Instagram stories to share a sweet video showing Rachel laughing at a restaurant with a [...]

Coke's new athlete ambassador isn't a real person

by @ Marketing Dive - Latest News

Instead, the brand is sponsoring an in-game character for "FIFA 18," which helped it recreate an iconic TV spot. 

Don’t Shame Me for Not Vaccinating My Labradoodle

by JOHN LONG @ McSweeney’s

First of all, let me make something crystal clear: I’m not an “anti-vaxxer.” I’m an educated, concerned citizen who loves my companion animal and is just asking questions. And the most important question I’m asking is: why should I risk my sweet Labradoodle Lucy developing autism to prevent her from getting a practically extinct disease like rabies?

Before you say something like, “Don’t be stupid, rabies are terrible!” — let me stop you right there. I’m not ignorant — I’ve done the research. I know that rabies, in certain cases, can be serious. But the fact is, almost no dogs get rabies these days. It’s incredibly rare! That’s why pet vaccines, which aren’t 100% reliable and are known to cause a myriad of health problems, should be a matter of choice.

What happened to personal choice? Our grandparents weren’t required by law to inject their animals with chemicals and preservatives — yet their dogs and cats lived long, happy lives. It’s true the occasional stray would come down with a case of rabies and, within a few days, transform into a snarling, deranged predator, indiscriminately attacking everything in its path from horses to small children. And sure, that rabid dog might eventually have to be hunted down by a posse organized by the town and shot several times before eventually dropping like a stone, still foaming at the mouth, jaws frozen wide open in a macabre grin — even in death. But that almost never happened!

So the question for responsible dog and cat guardians like me becomes: why risk the dangers posed by vaccines just to prevent the incredibly unlikely scenario in which my Lucy goes on a rabid rampage?

What dangers, you ask? Dogs can’t get autism, you say. Well, how do you know that? There simply haven’t been enough studies on canine autism, mostly because the pharmaceutical companies, pet food companies, the American Veterinary Association and the universities they fund — don’t want them to happen. But I saw up close how devastating canine autism can be when I decided to vaccinate my last dog, Cooper.

When I brought Cooper home from the vet after he had his vaccines, he was never the same again. Before, he was playful, energetic, and would hump practically everything in my apartment but his food dish. Afterwards, he was listless and rarely barked — he’d lost his spark. The fact that I observed this marked change in behavior after he got his vaccines is irrefutable proof that vaccines are harmful. End of story.

Of course, my Western medicine-trained veterinarian tried to tell me, condescendingly, that Cooper’s personality changes were the result of his neutering. But after googling it, I’ve come to believe it was due to the fact that he got both the distemper and Lyme disease vaccines at the same time. Why can’t they space those out? And for that matter, how bad can distemper really be?

But here’s the point. I don’t think I should be discriminated against and shamed for making the choice not to vaccinate Lucy for every disease under the sun. It’s not fair that I can’t find a doggie daycare that will accept my healthy, homeopathically-treated girl — because I know what’s best for my dog. And believe me, I know for a fact she has absolutely zero chance of getting paroviris, hepatitis, canine adenovirus-2, parainfluenza, bordetella, leptospirosis, coronavirus, Lyme disease, or measles.

The good news is, I’m not alone. I’ve found a group of like-minded, concerned liberal arts majors who are skeptical of the profit motives of the companies that manufacture canine vaccines — and we’re banning together. We’ve formed our own Vaccine-Free Companion Animal Co-Op. And it’s working! Last week, when one of the dogs came down with kennel cough, we put them all together in the same room, just like our grandmothers did — to allow their natural immune systems to heal them.

At the moment, my Lucy can’t stop coughing, has a fever, is vomiting — and won’t eat or drink. But I can sleep at night knowing she’s free from all those unnatural drugs pumping through her veins. She’ll recover in a few days, unless she develops secondary bacterial pneumonia, which can be fatal. But that almost never happens.

Donald Hall (New Earth)

Donald Hall (New Earth)


DC Database

Don Hall was the quieter more scholarly of two brothers. He and his brother, Hank pursued a mob boss that tried to kill their father, a judge. The two became trapped in a locked room and Don wished for the power they would need to free themselves. A voice boomed out that it would give the boys that power as long as they used it to fight injustice. By saying the words "hawk" and "dove", the two transformed into superheroes with the same names. After justice was served they changed back. As...

Company will pay your down payment on a new house – but there’s a catch

Company will pay your down payment on a new house – but there’s a catch

by Jennifer Shrum @ CW33 NewsFix

SEATTLE — A new startup is willing to spot you up to $50,000 for a down payment on a house — provided you’re cool with a string of strangers coming into your new home for the first few years. KING 5 reports Loftium launched Monday in Seattle. It was started by 29-year-old Yifan Zhang after she realized she could cover the mortgage on her new townhouse by renting out the spare bedroom on Airbnb, according to the New York Times. […]

Sunday Reads: September 24, 2017.

Sunday Reads: September 24, 2017.

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

Yay for Sunday fun-day! This last week just flewwwwww by! Do you ever have those weeks? I spent Friday night cheering on my son Joey at his football game as usual — ha! I found it pretty funny that the regional newspaper found it special enough that they caught me reacting to one of his touchdowns to take a photo and publish it.

Dove Cameron Kills 'Step Up' Track From 'The Lodge's Season 2 Album - Listen Now!

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron is blessing our ears with a brand new song, which is featured on The Lodge‘s season two album. The actress and singer guest starred on the new season of the show, where boyfriend Thomas Doherty also stars. She played Jess, a confident, sporty girl who lives locally and has been training for a [...]

Liam Payne Is Dropping His New Single 'Bedroom Floor' on October 20!

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.

Get ready: Liam Payne‘s coming through with a bop called “Bedroom Floor” soon! The 24-year-old “Get Low” pop sensation confirmed the super exciting news on Twitter on Saturday (September 23) that his new track will arrive on October 20. (As some One Direction fans already pointed out, yes – it’s the same day as Niall [...]

Dove’s new body wash bottles have people confused, angry and amused

Dove’s new body wash bottles have people confused, angry and amused


WOAI

A new ad from Dove soap is creating quite a stir on social media - and some confusion.As part of its real beauty campaign, Dove has unveiled six differently-shaped bottles of body wash. The company says the bottles evoke all the various shapes and sizes th

Dove's new body-type bottles are getting dunked on by feminist memes

Dove's new body-type bottles are getting dunked on by feminist memes


The Daily Dot

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes—and so do dank memes about Dove.

Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal

by ANDREW PAUL @ McSweeney’s

Good morning and yom tov, fellow Jewish blood brethren! On behalf of all of us here on the Supreme Council, I’d like to welcome each and every one of you to 5778’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave. It’s been quite the year for string-pulling, shadow financing — hell, just for general machinations overall — and I want to first thank you all for really putting in the extra work in kicking off what I think will be our greatest Western Cultural Purge to date. I mean this from the bottom of my heart: we couldn’t have done this without your tireless scheming.

In terms of public outreach, I think our Hate Crime Hoax Unit did a particularly bang-up job. According to the forged data they supplied to the media and other outlets, anti-Semitic “occurrences” have soared across the board. In New York City, we convinced the NYPD of a 110% increase in reported incidents within the first two months of the gentiles’ 2017 alone! Great work, guys. This has done a fantastic job of really throwing the general public off our trail while we further our conquest of American society. I hear that many of them actually think this is some of the highest levels of anti-Jewish sentiment since before 1933’s Great Hoax! Incredible work.

On a bigger level, the Shadow Government really knocked it out of the park with this sham White House administration. I know a lot of you raised an eyebrow when we chose people like Steve Bannon and Sebastian Gorka, but I want to shine a spotlight on them there at the back table. Steve, Sebastian — please take a stand. No, no, you earned it. These two mole operatives spent years supposedly advancing white identitarian ideals and nationalist jingoism to the forefront of America’s dialogue, further ensuring that the goyim are distracted with bigoted fervor while the Shadow Government puts the finishing touches on replacing all of Congress with our recently-acquired shapeshifting reptilian slave army. I know of few people more devoted to the cause of Jewish domination — Gorka even spent time with an obscure Hungarian Nazi-sympathizing political party, going so far as to walk around wearing one of their medals! That’s method acting that some of our Hollywood brothers and sisters still struggle to achieve. Great job, you two. You’ve more than earned your condos on our Moon Base.

As for social media infiltration, well, I think that speaks for itself. While everyone is in a titter about Acolyte Mark Zuckerberg potentially running for “President,” Facebook’s ad targeting has allowed us to "market specifically to “Jew Haters.” Our enemy database is now that much more thorough in time for the Reckoning. Also, I’d be remiss in not admitting that PewDiePie’s success has gone far beyond what I thought possible. I know I was initially on the fence about employing an Aryan traitor as YouTube’s biggest star, but man, did he pull out all the stops with those Nazi jokes. On top of that, those subtle jabs at our Media Division by saying that we were “out to get him?” Genius, pure and simple. He’ll be spared sacrifice at the Reckoning, for sure. Goes to show that even the Chief Elder Rabbi is wrong sometimes!

I know that sometimes, at first glance, these all might not seem like the most straightforward approaches to overthrowing capitalism. Heck, some of our choices might sound plain counter-intuitive, bordering on nonsensical. But that, my brothers and sisters, is the key to our success after all these generations. Dizzying plots and logistically inconceivable feats of conniving are our matzoh and butter, people! And, if I may be so bold, I predict that 5778 will be the year it all falls into place for us. Now, let’s top off our goblets of Christian babies’ blood and raise a toast to this past year and all its successes. Praised be to Mammon!

Netflix Orders A New Comedy From Amy Poehler & Natasha Lyonne

by Mégane Choquet @ Konbini United States

A brand new comedy is set to brighten up Netflix's series catalog. Set to star is Natasha Lyonne, known to Orange Is the New Black fans for her role as Nicky Nichols, with none other than Amy Poehler (Saturday Night Live, Parks and Recreation) to executive produce. As Variety reports, the first season of the series, created by […]

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List: 5 Reasons Treadmill Desks Are the Next Big Thing

by ELI BURNSTEIN @ McSweeney’s

1. If sitting is the new smoking, you nine-to-fivers are suckin’ em back like there’s no tomorrow. Studies show that long periods of seated inactivity have been linked to obesity, type 2 diabetes, and even early death. So get out of those chairs and on to those treadmills — it’s easier than you think!1

2. “What about standing desks?” No way, jose! The results are in: standing is bad for you too. So unless you want lkp;ower back pain, don’t just stand up while typing—follow my lead and start mp0opving your body!

3. Walking burns calorieaaaaaaaaaca, so why wait to hit the gym when you can do it while firing off a few emails? Kill two birds with one stpne!

$. Exercise isn’’t just great for your body—it’s great for your minf!1 Whether you’re interval training like me or going at a steady paaAAAAAAacewreef, turn that frown upside down with some good old-fashioned cardiovasscaluzlrik;exalfkj

5, Last but not lea , aa walking improves job satisfaction. So fire up that computer, hop on that treadmill, and start doing the finest work of your careeeeq3!r

Reba McEntire, MercyMe, CeCe Winans & Zach Williams to Perform at 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards

by justin@gospelmusic.org @ The 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards

The Gospel Music Association (GMA) announced that Reba McEntire, MercyMe, CeCe Winans and Zach Williams will perform at the 48th Annual GMA Dove Awards on Tuesday, October 17 at Lipscomb University's Allen Arena in Nashville. Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN) will exclusively air the awards show on Sunday, October 22 at 8 p.m. CST. More talent announcements are forthcoming. Tickets are on sale now at the Allen Arena box office or online here.

Kylie Jenner Supports Travis Scott in Vegas After Pregnancy News!

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.

Pregnant Kylie Jenner covered up her baby bump in a baggy shirt while walking with boyfriend Travis Scott. Kylie watched Travis perform at the at the iHeartRadio Music Festival on Saturday night (September 23) in Las Vegas, but kept quiet about her pregnancy. She has been covering up her baby bump in baggy clothes for [...]

New Dove Campaign for Shaped Bottles Gets Backlash

New Dove Campaign for Shaped Bottles Gets Backlash


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Dove debuted six body wash bottles in different shapes and sizes as part of the company's latest campaign to celebrate women and their bodies.But rather than celebrate the campaign, social media handed Dove a...

Dove Cameron Asked For Tiny Tattoo Ideas & Fans Are Delivering

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

You might not know it, but Dove Cameron has four tiny tattoos that you probably won’t ever see because they are the definition of tiny — and she’s actually looking for more! The Descendants 2 actress hit up her fans on Twitter over the weekend, looking for the perfect way to honor her character Mal. [...]

Dove Cameron's Boyfriend Thomas Doherty Did the Sweetest Thing For a Homeless Woman!

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron is in love with a “total angel” and we totally agree! The 21-year-old Descendants star has been spending time with her boyfriend Thomas Doherty and she took to her Twitter to tell the sweetest story about him. Apparently when the couple was out shopping around town, Dove stopped into a store by herself. [...]

List: Other ‘Talk-Like-a…’ Days

by SARAH SCHMELLING @ McSweeney’s

NOTE: September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

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Talk Like a Person Who Comments on Every Post on the Neighborhood Listserv Day
Say, “I DID hear that dog barking!” and “I’ll keep a lookout for your dog!” and “I don’t know whose dog that is!” and “So glad you found your dog!” Speculate on what that smell could have been or why those fire trucks were there. Recommend plumbers, babysitters, Thai restaurants, dermatologists, and other topics you have little to no experience with. Warn people about new speed cameras and the rumored relocating of bus terminals. Don’t talk to any of your own neighbors at all.

Talk Like a Grandma Who Took Her Grandchildren to Swim Class Day
After talking to a total stranger for about a minute, just start sharing all your thoughts on your adult children’s parenting skills. Blame your daughter and son-in-law for the Mandarin/piano/parkour classes your grandkids take, how out of control the kids are, and how you also don’t get to spend nearly enough time with them. Then, as if someone changed your dial, muse about how much you like pesto. Offer recipes.

Talk Like a Pediatric Dentist at Happy Hour Day
Walk around with margarita all over your blouse. Yell, “After THIS day you expect me to hold onto an extra-wide glass with salt all over it?” When you notice a guy staring at you, say you’re not trying to kill him, you just want to look at his teeth. If someone sees you and says, “Hey, you’re our dentist!” say, “No, not me. I’m a sculptress.” If you fall off a chair and someone tries to help you up shout, “Stop hovering, Tim’s mom” or “Here comes the giggle air!”

Talk Like a Facebook Friend Who’s Constantly Surprised That Time Passes Day
Look at old photos of your children. Say, “They’re getting too big!” and “Time slow down!” and “STOP GROWING!” to the point where your friends can’t help but imagine some terrifying Twilight Zone scenario. Also, voice your shock that your Japan trip happened in 2015 and you’ve been friends with Kim for six years.

Talk Like an Owner of a B&B That’s Totally Not Haunted Day
Follow people around with a carafe of day-old coffee. Talk about wind chill, the lighthouse tour everyone should try, or why it’s a fun idea to name rooms after Modern Family characters. But whatever you do, do not ask anyone how they slept last night. If someone mentions a pale teenager asking about her prom date, say, “My coconut blondies are still in the oven!” and run away.

Talk Like a Woman Who’s Constantly Freezing at Work Day
Say, “I wonder if I have an iron deficiency!” and “I’m wearing four layers and I still can’t feel my toes!” and “Are you cold? I’m cold!” and literally nothing else. Hand out copies of studies showing that cold temperatures were shown to lower fruit flies’ productivity and sex drive. Find ways to stand close to Dan, who’s shy and always eating a breakfast sandwich, but also sweats a lot so he must be on to something.

Talk Like a Person Picking Up and Putting Down Every Avocado at the Grocery Store Day
Start speaking to anyone near you about how the avocados are too hard, how everything these days, really, is hard, how you miss living in California, where people have avocado trees right in their own backyards, and then realize you’ve reached the point where you’ll talk to anyone anywhere about anything. Feel unfettered. Bold. Talk to other people who’ll talk to anyone, like a drunk woman who looks like your kids’ dentist and a guy giving an unsolicited monologue on bus terminals. Remember why you don’t actually want to talk to anyone anywhere about anything. Ask loudly, “Where’s the store-made guacamole?"

Talk Like a Pirate Who’s Sick of Playing Bingo Day
“Arrrrgh. I just need Aye Twenty-Fourrrr.”

Dove Cameron & Sofia Carson Leave LA Together For 'Descendants 2' Press Tour

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron hugs Sofia Carson tight inside LAX airport in Los Angeles on Thursday morning (August 10). The two Descendants 2 stars, who play villain BFFs Mal and Evie, are headed to Central America for the film’s press tour. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Dove Cameron “I keep sneakily turning up the volume [...]

Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit  of Your Time

Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time


McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Hi there, hi, excuse me, sir? Could I interest you in trying a sample of Dove’s new line of men’s body wash?I know, I know you’re busy. What do yo...

What This Country Needs Now is Extreme Centrism

by WEN POWERS @ McSweeney’s

Walking down any average street in America, one can find themselves surrounded by extremists on both sides of the aisle. Whether they be the right-wing Nazis that have murdered a young woman in the streets, or the left-wing antifa who have broken SEVERAL windows, America is calling out for sanity. Sanity that can only be found in our new far-center political movement.

We’ve managed to look at the views of both the extreme right and the extreme left, and have come up with middle grounds that we truly believe will bring this country right where it belongs, right in the center with no chance of rocking the boat. Imagine, solutions that don’t just cater to the far ends of the political spectrum, but rather, fixes that leave each and every single American the exact same amount of unhappy.

The statues of confederate generals that have sparked so many protests these past few weeks? On the left, you have people saying that these statues are racist, and to see these men idolized makes them feel alienated in their own communities. On the right, you have people saying that this is their heritage and that removing these statues would be taking away a proud part of their identities.

How about we take them down, but once a month every minority in the south receives a post card that says, “your neighbors are proud that their ancestors were slave owners”? Does that sound awful to you no matter where your allegiances lie? Perfect! That’s the centrism at work!

Maybe the issue that vexes you is Trump’s ban on transgender soldiers serving in the American Military? Republicans would say that the amount that the U.S spends on treatments is too great and that their presence would be a distraction to other soldiers. Democrats argue that the cost is minimal and any distraction would come more from creating bigoted policies. Here in the middle, we think that the government should pay for the treatment of every single transgender American service person, but that they can only serve in the police department of Trousdale County, Tennessee.

People still get a hateful policy, transgender Americans can still serve and have their healthcare provided, and Trousdale County Tennessee becomes the safest place in the U.S!

Perhaps you’re someone who thinks the healthcare system in this country is broken and needs to be fixed immediately. If you’re a liberal, you may think that the only way to fix it would be to give Medicare for all so that every single citizen of the United States receives adequate medical care. If you’re a conservative, you may believe that medical services should be a profit industry. Well, extreme centrism tells us that the best way to deal with that would be to keep it a for-profit industry, but on the back of every cereal box, people can get a coupon for a free health service. Dental, vision, gynecological, you name it!

Does that seem unfeasible? Like we’re just trying to get people to shut up? That we’re in the pocket of some kind of big cereal lobby? Yes, we are! Now you’re finally starting to understand!

So, if you think the hateful speech on the left is the same as the right, if you think people who punch Nazis are just as bad as Nazis themselves, if you think a urine soaked sock is the same as a bowl of chicken soup, then The Mayor of Trousdale County, General Mills, and I would be proud to have you aboard.

List: Has Autumn Arrived?

by DREW DISABATINO @ McSweeney’s

1. Have the leaves begun their colorful transformation?

2. Are cooler temperatures sweeping into the forecast?

3. Is flannel clothing popping up everywhere?

4. Do your food stores contain sufficient wheat, oats, and cured meats to see your kin through winter?

5. Has college football kicked off its first game of the season?

6. Did a temporary Halloween shop move into a vacant strip mall?

7. Did an improperly latched silo door lead wolves to decimate your food rations?

8. Are pumpkin-flavored coffee specials back on the menu?

9. Did your favorite fall sitcom return with new episodes?

10. Do the ramifications of the wolf raid keep you tossing in your rough-hewn straw mattress?

11. Is your local corn maze open for business?

12. Are you prepared to do what is necessary should baby Josiah succumb to the harsh grasp of winter?

13. Did you move your sweaters out of storage yet?

14. Are you questioning your god?

15. Did you make plans to go apple picking?

16. Can you live with the weight of your sins?

17. Have you taken a selfie in a pumpkin patch?

Facebook rolls out new offline targeting tools to all advertisers

by @ Marketing Dive - Latest News

First reported to be in testing last month, the tools are already driving results for brands like KFC, Dick's Sporting Goods and Macy's. 

Dove's New Bottles Have a Message, and Some Hate It

Dove's New Bottles Have a Message, and Some Hate It


Newser

They're designed to mimic the shape of women

Despite Social Media Backlash, Dove’s New Packaging Didn’t Turn Off That Many Women After All

Despite Social Media Backlash, Dove’s New Packaging Didn’t Turn Off That Many Women After All


NewBeauty

Maybe its new designs will become shower staples, too.

Dove Cameron Adorably Sings Thomas Doherty to Sleep (Then Takes a Pic)

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

We just can’t with Dove Cameron and her boyfriend Thomas Doherty. The Descendants 2 co-stars are once again giving us couple goals after Dove took to Instagram on Saturday (September 9) to share a snap of their FaceTiming session. Or rather, the end of it. “Successfully sung to sleep,” Dove captioned the pic, which features [...]

Kiehl's Ultra Facial Cream for Autism Speaks.

Kiehl's Ultra Facial Cream for Autism Speaks.

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

Kiehl's is one brand that consistently hits it out of the park when it comes to two things — collaborations and philanthropic efforts. This new launch is a prime example of just that. In support of Autism Speaks, Kiehl's has created a limited edition Ultra Facial Cream designed by Matthew McConaughey.

Achieve a Blowout that Lasts for Days with Redken Diamond Oil Glow Dry.

Achieve a Blowout that Lasts for Days with Redken Diamond Oil Glow Dry.

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

I love a good blowout and when I achieve that fresh-from-the-salon look, I want it to last. I've been using Redken's new blow-dry-loving, oil-infused Diamond Oil Glow Dry collection and let me tell you... a super-shiny blowout is mine.

Dove's new body wash bottles are designed to match different body types — and the internet can't stop making fun of it

Dove's new body wash bottles are designed to match different body types — and the internet can't stop making fun of it


Business Insider

Dove's latest "Real Beauty" campaign just fell flat, and the memes are glorious.

Sunday Reads: September 10, 2017.

Sunday Reads: September 10, 2017.

by Teri Cosenzi @ Beautiful Makeup Search

I have been glued to the Weather Channel for the last few days watching Hurricane Irma. We have a condo in South Florida and wondering when and where she is going to strike has been nerve wracking. My Father just moved into his condo at the end of January and both condos are basically new. Thankfully, my Dad is here in Massachusetts right now. My heart goes out to everyone in the path of this massaive storm. We are waiting to hear from friends and neighbors, but it seems that the hurricane is happening at the moment. 

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Dove is committed to helping women realise their personal potential for beauty by engaging them with products that deliver real care.

Dove Cameron Sings 'If Only' In Deleted 'Descendants 2' Scene! (Exclusive)

by Just Jared Jr @ Just Jared Jr.» Dove Cameron

Can you believe that the Descendants 2 DVD comes out TOMORROW?! We can’t either! But, JJJ got our hands on one of the cutest deleted scenes from the flick with Dove Cameron and Booboo Stewart — and Dove even breaks out into an “If Only” reprise. If you remember, “If Only” was a huge number [...]

New Dove replica ship to be constructed

New Dove replica ship to be constructed


SoMdNews.com

Two ships, the Ark and Dove, brought the first English settlers to the shores of the Potomac River more than 380 years ago to start the Maryland colony. Both ships

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Dove Go Fresh Antiperspirant Deodorant, Restore, 2.6 Ounce (Pack of 2)
$9.11
Dove Men+Care Body and Face Bar, Deep Clean 4 oz, 6 Bar
$9.39
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